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Old 10-30-2004, 07:48 PM   #41
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Re: Maynard Hates Mars Volta

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I dont understand 'hiding your online status', pheezy. AIM = My CyanideChrYst

Hiding your online status means that when you're here on tdn, posting, it says that you are "offline", even though you're not. You're a "hidden" member. With most people, it says they're online under their handle when they are. But this is not true for you. It's a setting you can control on your ucp.
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Old 10-30-2004, 09:34 PM   #42
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Re: Maynard Hates Mars Volta

I do that so I can post at my will without being PM'd and such.
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Old 10-31-2004, 03:06 PM   #43
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Raev'n: If you can figure out why the Nickelback is actually popular, I will never bitch on this forum ever again. I think it'd take more manpower than NASA to figure out where these total fuckbags get so much attention.
Well then dude, here goes: (One point I'd like to make, I don't like Nickelback but I love a challenge lol)

A: When their first song came out it was so overplayed on the air that when you turned off your radio it played the song another two times before it actually cut out. Thus planting in the minds of those easily manipulated beings out there that Nickelback is "cool/rad/whoa man these guys fucking rock"(in a manner of speaking).

B: That singer guy did that song for Spiderman. Which massively shot up his ratings so another 3000 mindless humans bought the album(s?). I know this sucks anus but hey, it's the end of the world as we know it.

C:What are you still reading this for, in fact why did you read this in the first place?! I'm talking about Nickelback! What type of retard talks about Nickelback?!

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Re: Maynard Hates Mars Volta

Raev'n, how much time did it take you to gather more manpower than NASA?
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Old 10-31-2004, 04:18 PM   #45
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Re: Maynard Hates Mars Volta

Im hungover. I have never been this hungover. My head has ached since 9:00am until now, 4:00pm.
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Old 10-31-2004, 06:04 PM   #46
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Raev'n, how much time did it take you to gather more manpower than NASA?
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Re: Maynard Hates Mars Volta

what the hell is this thread doing here.
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Old 11-01-2004, 06:29 PM   #48
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Re: Maynard Hates Mars Volta

Congratulations: You're five days too late.
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Old 11-01-2004, 06:32 PM   #49
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what the hell is this thread doing here.

I've been wondering the same thing, except with a question mark.
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Old 11-05-2004, 11:58 AM   #50
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WOOAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHAHAAAAAA. Its too early in the morning...
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Old 11-05-2004, 03:14 PM   #51
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Re: Maynard Hates Mars Volta

I post at a volta board as well and they fucking hate tool...just like numerous tool fans hate mars volta. It's odd.
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odd that people follow their interests? or odd that people with different interests usually do not agree on shit or even like eachother simply because of the humanistic ego?
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Re: Maynard Hates Mars Volta

It's not odd to me...not anymore.
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Old 11-10-2004, 03:45 AM   #54
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Re: Maynard Hates Mars Volta

I doubt Maynard would "hate" The Mars Volta...

I just had a listen to them and it is not my cup of tea, simply because the music is cold and gritty, like a freezer filled with severed diet coke cans.

The music is not organic, and I can understand why fans of The Mars Volta like them, but to me their music is noise and distraction and says more about the mentality of the people that wrote it than anything else.
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You're judging music you dont know shit about. Sort of like when a kid who listens to hardcore says tool sucks because Adam can't play super-fast fingertapping in C# while dancing around in pants tighter than a schoolgirl's ass.

Tell me, what is the 'mentality' of the people who wrote it? Noisy an distracting? Have you spoken with them personally? As far as anybody knows, the only thing they've said about it is that it is a concept album about their friend Cerpin Taxt's death.

A freezer full of /what/ the fuck are you talking about?
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A freezer full of /what/ the fuck are you talking about?

ha. yeah, that part confused me too.
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As a drummer, I'll tell you, their drumming was not very good.




That would be funny if it wasn't so ego-laden. As a drummer, I'll tell you, TMV's drummer is EASILY among the best you're going to find on the/any scene right now. He does it all buddy. Grooves, odd-times, linear combos, latin ostinato techniques, and the list goes on. How you could muster up the gusto to say he "was not very good" is fucking beyond me. Name one other drummer who accomplishes as much as Jon Theodore does and incorperates it into their band's music as tastefully. As a precursor, Danny Carey does not groove.
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Old 12-25-2004, 02:25 AM   #58
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Re: Maynard Hates Mars Volta

I know afew girls who like to hang backstage to put it kindly he has his own bus with tool also and supposidly has giant sex toys didnt pay much attention to their story forgot about it till I read this thread.
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Okay, well mcpheezy, since you obviously aren't a talented enough drummer to be out making money (bias, you're clever) then I dont think you have the right to say whether a drummer or band has no talent.
with a statement like that, i'm inclined to never take anything you say seriously ever again.
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with a statement like that, i'm inclined to never take anything you say seriously ever again.
You're about four months too late on this one, big baller. Bahahaha.
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That would be funny if it wasn't so ego-laden. As a drummer, I'll tell you, TMV's drummer is EASILY among the best you're going to find on the/any scene right now. He does it all buddy. Grooves, odd-times, linear combos, latin ostinato techniques, and the list goes on. How you could muster up the gusto to say he "was not very good" is fucking beyond me. Name one other drummer who accomplishes as much as Jon Theodore does and incorperates it into their band's music as tastefully. As a precursor, Danny Carey does not groove.




here here!!!!!! jon theodore is a god among modern drummers!!!!!!!
i read a great little interview in rolling stone with everyone's favorite ego-maniac lars ulrich......in it he actually admitted to being hesitant to go on after jon theodore(i guess they played some festival together or something).......i though thart was great
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here here!!!!!! jon theodore is a god among modern drummers!!!!!!!
i read a great little interview in rolling stone with everyone's favorite ego-maniac lars ulrich......in it he actually admitted to being hesitant to go on after jon theodore(i guess they played some festival together or something).......i though thart was great


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You know...there is an edit button..




no............i didn't realize that..............but thank you................
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Re: Maynard Hates Mars Volta

So anyway.

I post at mars volta and at toolshed. The MV fans hate you guys, and the tool fans hate them. Why cant we all just send me money?
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So anyway.

I post at mars volta and at toolshed. The MV fans hate you guys, and the tool fans hate them. Why cant we all just send me money?


that's really a shame, because not only are they two of the best bands around, but they both have a heavy psychedelic influence
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It's great ay?
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heard a Mars Volta song on the radio the other day, like any music - still trying to get used to it i guess
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You probably heard The Widow. Oh man, that song is fucking rockin.
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Because people are still talking about MV and other shit. Just like most threads that are still open these days.













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...if you dont like it, dont fucking post here. Mars Volta 0wns you.
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anyone up for talkin about cars?
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I like the cars that have 4 wheels and go fast.
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Buick fucking Century.

Cars get no better.
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I had a friend who used to drive a VW Rabbit. Amazing car if you're familiar with it. When he got it, I think it was an '85, it had 160,000 miles reading but the meter was broken. He drove it for 6 years before it finally bit it. God knows how many miles it actually took. German engineering = pwns you.
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My Buick Century has a lot of room in the backseat.

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Ha. My Ford Taurus has a lot of room in the backseat, and even more in the trunk so I can store the body after I'm done, but you don't see me not hating my Ford Taurus.
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why the fuck haven't I found this thread until today? I am 5 months too late.


Anyway, I love the Mars Volta and I love Tool, and I'm a member of both forums. Gimme a cookie.
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yummy.

Mars Volta wins when it comes to touring though. I've seen TMV twice, and never seen Tool. I've seen Maynard twice with APC and Danny with PLC though, so thats like... half of Tool I've seen.
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