I've masturbated.
I've thought about killing my boss.
I've thought about fucking my bosses daughter.
I've thought about shitting on my boss.
I've thought about shitting on my bosses desk.
I've thought about killing my girlfriend.
I've thought about fucking my girlfriend.
I've thought about fucking, after killing, my girlfriend.
I've thought about killing, after fucking, my girlfriend.
I've thought about breaking rule 1A on the forum.
I've thought about breaking rule 1A in the real-world.
I've thought about lynching a black person for being black.
I've thought about killing a white person for being white.
I've thought about killing myself because of the humour it would create.
I've cursed at myself for thinking I could somehow note humour, even after death.
I've thought about being gay.
I've thought about being straight.
I've thought about turning back time, and taking back all those bad things that I said (which is witch craft, and sinful).
I've thought about killing my friends new baby.
I've thought about raping my friends girlfriend.
I've thought about committing adultry.
I've thought about fucking my grandmother.
I've thought about fucking my mother.
I've thought about forcing my brothers to fuck.
I've thought about destroying the giant fuel tanks near the gas station.
I've thought about how much being an atheist rocks.
I've thought about how lame God is.
I've thought about killing George Bush.
I've thought about killing Hilary Clinton.
I've thought about jizzing in someones eyes so that they go blind.
I've thought about telling a blind person the road was clear, when it really wasn't.
I've thought about jerking off.
I've thought about jerking on.
I've thought about playing Diablo 2.
I've thought about burning a bible.
I've thought about the amish.
I've thought about smoking a joint with Jesus.
I've thought about circle jerking with Jesus, Moses, Judas, and Bob Dylan.
I've thought about drowning my kitty because it has such a foul shit smell.
I've thought about making my dad eat the cat's shit.
I've thought about eating the cat's shit.
I've thought about going to kindergarten and eating the children.
I've thought about going to a senior's home and robbing them.
I've thought about going to a church and burning it down.
And I just thought about making a claim that a priest molested me.
I've always wanted people to like my poetry and prose.
