Anyone having any luck with this?

what ive heard so far; its nowhere near filled in, just bits and pieces, maybe over time some of yall can fill them in at some point.
alrighty then
picture this if you will:

began at 2 am
and im ......

approching area 51,
and im clocked in
...
hes against me because im a flake,
....
and he put something inside of my birkenstocks,
....
holy fucking,
.....
then the x files began,
with some kind of blurry
.....
my bug eyes,
might be a big jaw,

so on his way, like an apparition

fuck me, fuck me, dead head, chemistry,

you are the chosen one, the one who willl deliver the message,
me the chosen one, me? they chose me? i didnt graduate from fucking high school

kill me x6

I quit. Maybe two years from now I'll hear it. Reminds me of Alice in Chains self-titled album interlude section of 'Sluge Factory'. I hear 'third eye' a lot.

Does he swear in this cd at all??

lol yes

hey, looks like im following you around lol

We get the f word back ay? Any other swear words??

Also how many total f words??

he says "goddamn, i shit the bed" and im pretty sure fuck is in there somewhere.

Are you serious?? He shit the bed?? And is there more then one song with swear words or just one?? And I kinda like that your following me cause your being very helpful :()

I always use that saying "shit the bed" Not sure if all of you are aware what it means. It's pretty funny thing to say, just means like "fuck me". Shit the BED!

you know what, i was trying to pinpoint it, but yes...it does sound like a mother f'in alice in chains song....

come on dude....
there's so much to discuss about this album, and like this find...some of it just ain't what i was expecting from a post lateralus tool release.

I LOVEEE TOOLL!!! This album is FUCKING AWESOME. People here seem to forget that TOOL is a band. Being in a band is about having fun and I can tell they did.

theres exactly 23.5 swear words on this album

THE HOLY NUMBER!!!!!!

oh shit! here comes another conspiracy thread....hang on to your pants!

Alrighty then
Picture this if you will:

Began at 2 am
And i get up to get a box of kripy kreams
[?] area 51,
contemplating the whole
[?] flame
[?]
and he put something inside of my birkenstocks,
[?]
holy fucking shit,
[?]
Then the x files began,
with some kind of blurry
[?]
My bug eyes,
might be a big jaw,
[?]

So on his way, like an apparition [?]

Fuck me, fuck me, dead head, chemistry.
[?]

And after calming me down with some orange slices and some [?"___ Spooning"], he revealed to me his singular purpose.
He said: “You are the chosen one, the one who will deliver the message.
A message of hope for those who choose to hear and a warning for those who do not.”
“Me the chosen one, me? They chose me? I didn’t even graduate from fucking high school.”

Kill me (x6) ? (Should’ve been)

Then you looked right through me
With somniferous almond (?) eyes.
Don’t even know what that means
Must remember to write it down.
This is so real,
Like the time [?] away.
See my hear is racing,
‘Cuz this shit never happens to me.

Can't breathe right now.
It was so real.
Like I'd woke up in Wonderland.
Awesome and terrifying
And I want to be all alone.

Well I'll tell you a story
And can anyone tell me why?
[?]
Will I ever be coming down?

This is so real.
Finally it's my lucky day.
See my heart is racing,
‘Cuz this shit never happens to me.

Can't breathe right now.

You believe me don’t you?
Please believe what I just said.
See the dead angel and… (?)
And this wasn’t all in my head.

[?]
[?]
And they showed me something.
[?] begin.

Strapped down in my bed.
Feet cold and eyes red.
I’m out of my head.
Am I alive, Am I dead ?
Can’t remember what they said.
Goddamn should’ve been.

Hey.
I…
High…
Oh…

Overwhelmed is what you would be
If placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be the one.
Born to bear and read you all the details of our ending.
To write it down for all the world to see.
But I forgot my pen.
Shit, my bad again. Typical.

Strapped down in my bed.
Feet cold and eyes red.
I’m out of my head.
Am I alive, Am I dead?
Sunkist/Sunkissed(?) and Sudafed.
Gyroscopes and infrared.
Won’t help to bring dead.
Can’t remember what they said.
Goddamn, should’ve been.

Can’t remember what they said.
Kill me.
Can’t remember what they said.
Kill me. (x2)
Can’t remember what they said.
I am [?] can’t remember what it had.

No, oh no, no… [?]

Goddamn, should’ve been.


EDIT: updated with what has been contributed so far.

9:28

Sunkist/Sunkissed(?), Sudafed
Gyroscopes 'n infrared

i hear something about orange slices and needles spooning before the choose one lines

My hearing of the little section around 8:38

Overwhelmed is what you would be
If placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be the one.
Born to bear and read you all the details of our ending.
To write it down for all the world to see.
But I forgot my pen.
Shit, my bad again. Typical.

sunkist, sudafed, gyroscopes n' infra red. good job to whoever figured out gyroscopes. lol i could get that one.

shit my bed again. typical. ;) great job with that section.

It's Really

"Goddamn, Shit the bed"

He definitely says something about a "get up to get box of Krispy Kremes" in there.

Another snippet at 3:56:

Can't breathe right now.
It was so real
Like I'd woke up in Wonderland
Awesome but terrifying
And I want to be all alone.

Well I'll tell you a story
And can anyone tell me why
[?]
Will I ever be coming down?

This is so real.
Finally it's my lucky day
See my heart is racing,
‘Cuz this shit never happens to me.

Alrighty then
Picture this if you will:

Began at 2 am
And i get up to get a box of kripy kreams
.............................. area 51,
contemplating the whole
......................................flame.

Updated.

I had "orange slices and ghost booty", but it's getting late so who knows :P

One more bit and I'm done

At 3:24:
"Then you looked right through me
with somniferous [almond?] eyes"

Hopefully Maynard will get pissed enough at us butchering his lyrics to post the real ones.

Also, I don't hear "apparition" around 1:35. I hear "Aborigine," which makes more sense if we're going with the Alien/Raelian theory.. Considering the alleged stature of the alien that Rael made contact with.

That's what I heard lol.

'so on his way, like an apparition
he had me crying out'

Not the most POWERful words... but the way that he sings this part:

MY FUCKING GOD, MAN!!!

Thats the most powerful bit of singing he's ever done... that one chorus right there!!!

keep it up guys. were actually getting somewhere with this intro, and its been less than 24 hours.

I hear something like:

contemplating the whole
[?] flame
[?] they will expect us here, [?] this


and:

I can’t remember what they said.
Kill me.
Can’t remember what they said.
Kill me. (x2)
A hero [?]
Can’t remember what they said.
Kill me.
Can’t remember what they said.

and also:

Don't know, oh no.
Don't know, oh no.
...

After the "approaching area 51" line is definitely something about "contemplating the world."

omfg this is hilarious lmfao...

why doesn't someone just use adobe encore or something and slow it down lol
I would but I didn't bring my computer home.
This way is more fun anyway.

I am, right now. And doing a little noise reduction too. I'll post it in a minute.

It makes things much clearer.

Also, it's not so much the speed of him talking that makes it hard to pick up, but the music over his voice.

ill try it now. good idea

Cheers. That will save me doing it lol.
I love encore lol.