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03-30-2007, 08:14 AM

Opiate Son wins Rookie of the Thread. *applause, shiney object is dispensed*

You all want to know what i asked Santa for this Christmas?
Shotguns. Big. Hairy. Shotguns.

If tool was going to give us a hoax album, they would have filled the case with sand, making you go back to the store to pick up the real album on the day.

This, if admitted to now, is career suicide.

I don't know if you guys know this, but there was a really long tour in place, and people payed good money, and money isn't free, so, all the real fans would get pissed and be like ''fuck tool, i'm not buying anything else from those dicks.''

Thus ending the greatest musical careers since... ever for a stupid joke.
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Re: 10,000 Days is still a hoax

Opiate Son wins Rookie of the Thread. *applause, shiney object is dispensed*

You all want to know what i asked Santa for this Christmas?
Shotguns. Big. Hairy. Shotguns.

If tool was going to give us a hoax album, they would have filled the case with sand, making you go back to the store to pick up the real album on the day.

This, if admitted to now, is career suicide.

I don't know if you guys know this, but there was a really long tour in place, and people payed good money, and money isn't free, so, all the real fans would get pissed and be like ''fuck tool, i'm not buying anything else from those dicks.''

Thus ending the greatest musical careers since... ever for a stupid joke.
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03-30-2007, 08:17 AM

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Opiate Son wins Rookie of the Thread. *applause, shiney object is dispensed*

You all want to know what i asked Santa for this Christmas?
Shotguns. Big. Hairy. Shotguns.

If tool was going to give us a hoax album, they would have filled the case with sand, making you go back to the store to pick up the real album on the day.

This, if admitted to now, is career suicide.

I don't know if you guys know this, but there was a really long tour in place, and people payed good money, and money isn't free, so, all the real fans would get pissed and be like ''fuck tool, i'm not buying anything else from those dicks.''

Thus ending the greatest musical careers since... ever for a stupid joke.
SCORE!!!! I can't wait to see some dumbass try to argue this point, well played Jevons!
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Opiate Son wins Rookie of the Thread. *applause, shiney object is dispensed*

You all want to know what i asked Santa for this Christmas?
Shotguns. Big. Hairy. Shotguns.

If tool was going to give us a hoax album, they would have filled the case with sand, making you go back to the store to pick up the real album on the day.

This, if admitted to now, is career suicide.

I don't know if you guys know this, but there was a really long tour in place, and people payed good money, and money isn't free, so, all the real fans would get pissed and be like ''fuck tool, i'm not buying anything else from those dicks.''

Thus ending the greatest musical careers since... ever for a stupid joke.
SCORE!!!! I can't wait to see some dumbass try to argue this point, well played Jevons!
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03-30-2007, 09:18 AM

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Opiate Son wins Rookie of the Thread. *applause, shiney object is dispensed*

You all want to know what i asked Santa for this Christmas?
Shotguns. Big. Hairy. Shotguns.

If tool was going to give us a hoax album, they would have filled the case with sand, making you go back to the store to pick up the real album on the day.

This, if admitted to now, is career suicide.

I don't know if you guys know this, but there was a really long tour in place, and people payed good money, and money isn't free, so, all the real fans would get pissed and be like ''fuck tool, i'm not buying anything else from those dicks.''

Thus ending the greatest musical careers since... ever for a stupid joke.
Yes, but career suicide would be openly endorsed by the likes of "anti-comercializm" TOOL.

...and I'm no dumbass.
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Opiate Son wins Rookie of the Thread. *applause, shiney object is dispensed*

You all want to know what i asked Santa for this Christmas?
Shotguns. Big. Hairy. Shotguns.

If tool was going to give us a hoax album, they would have filled the case with sand, making you go back to the store to pick up the real album on the day.

This, if admitted to now, is career suicide.

I don't know if you guys know this, but there was a really long tour in place, and people payed good money, and money isn't free, so, all the real fans would get pissed and be like ''fuck tool, i'm not buying anything else from those dicks.''

Thus ending the greatest musical careers since... ever for a stupid joke.
Yes, but career suicide would be openly endorsed by the likes of "anti-comercializm" TOOL.

...and I'm no dumbass.
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03-30-2007, 01:51 PM

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Yes, but career suicide would be openly endorsed by the likes of "anti-comercializm" TOOL.

...and I'm no dumbass.
Yeah right. They want more money as much as the next person.
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Yes, but career suicide would be openly endorsed by the likes of "anti-comercializm" TOOL.

...and I'm no dumbass.
Yeah right. They want more money as much as the next person.
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03-30-2007, 11:10 PM

Yeah, no hoax this time around, but freaking terrible CD ***. I even sold my copy, I don't want anything to do with such a stupid piece of garbage. And I doubt tool could ever commit artistic suicide even if they wanted to, there's always dumb kids that support them blindly. I'll just forget that there ever was a tool song with a line like: Monkey killing monkey...
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Yeah, no hoax this time around, but freaking terrible CD ***. I even sold my copy, I don't want anything to do with such a stupid piece of garbage. And I doubt tool could ever commit artistic suicide even if they wanted to, there's always dumb kids that support them blindly. I'll just forget that there ever was a tool song with a line like: Monkey killing monkey...
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03-31-2007, 01:40 AM

wait im really really really confused...

your not really serious are you? like i thought this was some silley,perhaps a little lame, attempt a piss take. but some peoplem here seem to be getting honestly amped up, and im tired enough to fear that iv missed the point..
if you really are serious, then thats great, you've made me feel so much better about myself and my inteligence :).
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wait im really really really confused...

your not really serious are you? like i thought this was some silley,perhaps a little lame, attempt a piss take. but some peoplem here seem to be getting honestly amped up, and im tired enough to fear that iv missed the point..
if you really are serious, then thats great, you've made me feel so much better about myself and my inteligence :).
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03-31-2007, 04:18 AM

Just wait until tomorrow when they will announce that the album is real, and then we'll know the truth.
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Just wait until tomorrow when they will announce that the album is real, and then we'll know the truth.
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I really really hope that the April fool's joke this year goes like this:

"Last year's April fool's was 10KD; the real album is coming out 4/23!!!!"

And then they come back on the 23rd and say

"APRIL FOOL'S YOU UNAPPRECIATIVE PHILISTINE FUCKS."
I wouldn't be surprised if it is something like that.
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I really really hope that the April fool's joke this year goes like this:

"Last year's April fool's was 10KD; the real album is coming out 4/23!!!!"

And then they come back on the 23rd and say

"APRIL FOOL'S YOU UNAPPRECIATIVE PHILISTINE FUCKS."
I wouldn't be surprised if it is something like that.
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The most elaborate ever. April 1st will reveal the whole plot. The album was meant to be hoax from the beginning, the songs were meant to confuse people leaking the album, but when it turned out pretty well, they decided to put more effort into it and release it. They have given us many clues. 10,000 Days is mocking 10,000 Fists and the fact that bands like Disturbed and Godsmack have made a career out of ripping off Tool ( I know the correlation to Maynard's Mom, but that is just silly). The green laser show is identical to Godsmack's tour back in 03-04 IDENTICAL!!!!, No new website, No new videos, Maynard impersonating the wannabe native American dude that impersonated being a Navajo and wrote all those books, the numerous references to the number 11, "two becoming one", and the general feeling that 10,000 days was just half of the puzzle, the horrible recording technique on 10,000 days (I've never heard tape hissing on any of their other albums when new parts come in and out of the song ie- Jambi when Danny's drum part starts at the beginning of the first verse.) Not to mention Blair's numerous "sarcastic" references to the hoax album blah, blah, blah. Oh and also the fact that 10,000 days is so uneven and lacking any sort of flow. It just feels wrong. Coincidence, I THINK NOT!!!!!

Mark my words.... Something is coming. We are meant to sense it within the collective unconscious. They are testing us. Plus they realized how cool it was for Tarantino to split up Kill Bill and stagger the release, along with the last System of a Down album. IT JUST MAKES SENSE!!!!!

If anyone was gonna pull this shit, it would be Tool.
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The most elaborate ever. April 1st will reveal the whole plot. The album was meant to be hoax from the beginning, the songs were meant to confuse people leaking the album, but when it turned out pretty well, they decided to put more effort into it and release it. They have given us many clues. 10,000 Days is mocking 10,000 Fists and the fact that bands like Disturbed and Godsmack have made a career out of ripping off Tool ( I know the correlation to Maynard's Mom, but that is just silly). The green laser show is identical to Godsmack's tour back in 03-04 IDENTICAL!!!!, No new website, No new videos, Maynard impersonating the wannabe native American dude that impersonated being a Navajo and wrote all those books, the numerous references to the number 11, "two becoming one", and the general feeling that 10,000 days was just half of the puzzle, the horrible recording technique on 10,000 days (I've never heard tape hissing on any of their other albums when new parts come in and out of the song ie- Jambi when Danny's drum part starts at the beginning of the first verse.) Not to mention Blair's numerous "sarcastic" references to the hoax album blah, blah, blah. Oh and also the fact that 10,000 days is so uneven and lacking any sort of flow. It just feels wrong. Coincidence, I THINK NOT!!!!!

Mark my words.... Something is coming. We are meant to sense it within the collective unconscious. They are testing us. Plus they realized how cool it was for Tarantino to split up Kill Bill and stagger the release, along with the last System of a Down album. IT JUST MAKES SENSE!!!!!

If anyone was gonna pull this shit, it would be Tool.
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04-01-2007, 09:39 AM

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Yeah, no hoax this time around, but freaking terrible CD ***. I even sold my copy, I don't want anything to do with such a stupid piece of garbage. And I doubt tool could ever commit artistic suicide even if they wanted to, there's always dumb kids that support them blindly. I'll just forget that there ever was a tool song with a line like: Monkey killing monkey...
Ok, before i recommend anyone swallow cleaning products, lemme just say i never called benjamin a dumbass, i quite like his style, in a very non-gay way.
Second, i like 10,000 Days. I like it lots.

So much that i have decided to name each and every child i create ''product of stupid dualistic ape'' as an act of contrition, since we are all one and in fact then it is me who is the foolish twat who thinks this is a hoax.
Us being one, it is me who thinks this is a hoax. I am at fault, it is my fault. I can't bear the pain of living one second longer, i am so stupid. Stupid.
How can i love what i think is fake?
How can i exist within such a poaradox?
How did the Romans get that third row of oars on the triremes?

These are now questions for the afterlife, i am spent.

I am Romeo.
I am Juliet.

Goodbye cruel world.


*sigh*
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Yeah, no hoax this time around, but freaking terrible CD ***. I even sold my copy, I don't want anything to do with such a stupid piece of garbage. And I doubt tool could ever commit artistic suicide even if they wanted to, there's always dumb kids that support them blindly. I'll just forget that there ever was a tool song with a line like: Monkey killing monkey...
Ok, before i recommend anyone swallow cleaning products, lemme just say i never called benjamin a dumbass, i quite like his style, in a very non-gay way.
Second, i like 10,000 Days. I like it lots.

So much that i have decided to name each and every child i create ''product of stupid dualistic ape'' as an act of contrition, since we are all one and in fact then it is me who is the foolish twat who thinks this is a hoax.
Us being one, it is me who thinks this is a hoax. I am at fault, it is my fault. I can't bear the pain of living one second longer, i am so stupid. Stupid.
How can i love what i think is fake?
How can i exist within such a poaradox?
How did the Romans get that third row of oars on the triremes?

These are now questions for the afterlife, i am spent.

I am Romeo.
I am Juliet.

Goodbye cruel world.


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haha

tomhet is a bit overopinionated.
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haha

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04-01-2007, 11:51 AM

In an interview Tool did back in the day, around the release and tour of Undertow, Maynard said something along the lines of:

"We're pretty happy where we are right now. If this whole thing ends up getting too big we'll probably just sabotage it and move on to something else."

I wish I could find the clip...it's on YouTube somewhere. I think it was a French TV show they did the interview on.

That being said, I still don't think the album was a hoax. I just thought it was relevant to this thread.

Everyone just wants so bad for more new Tool music that they are willing to abandon a great piece of music that they have right in front of them, just so they have something "new".
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Re: 10,000 Days is still a hoax

In an interview Tool did back in the day, around the release and tour of Undertow, Maynard said something along the lines of:

"We're pretty happy where we are right now. If this whole thing ends up getting too big we'll probably just sabotage it and move on to something else."

I wish I could find the clip...it's on YouTube somewhere. I think it was a French TV show they did the interview on.

That being said, I still don't think the album was a hoax. I just thought it was relevant to this thread.

Everyone just wants so bad for more new Tool music that they are willing to abandon a great piece of music that they have right in front of them, just so they have something "new".
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Don't try to stop me...
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Yeah right. They want more money as much as the next person.

AND they know how to get it and NOT sellout... ie; career suicide is in the repertoire.
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Yeah right. They want more money as much as the next person.

AND they know how to get it and NOT sellout... ie; career suicide is in the repertoire.
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And I doubt tool could ever commit artistic suicide even if they wanted to, there's always dumb kids that support them blindly....
It's hard to beleive this post had any sense in it, but that's my point right there.
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And I doubt tool could ever commit artistic suicide even if they wanted to, there's always dumb kids that support them blindly....
It's hard to beleive this post had any sense in it, but that's my point right there.
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SCORE!!!! I can't wait to see some dumbass try to argue this point, well played Jevons!
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I never called benji a dumbass...
No, I know. That's just me being the Libra I am...


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SCORE!!!! I can't wait to see some dumbass try to argue this point, well played Jevons!
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No, I know. That's just me being the Libra I am...


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Don't try to stop me... the knife is slipping.
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Don't try to stop me... the knife is slipping.
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No, I know. That's just me being the Libra I am...


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I wasn't calling you a dumbass, it was really meant towards the whole hoax theory in general. I just think it's time to let it go and enjoy what we have, which is an amazing record.
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No, I know. That's just me being the Libra I am...


;)
I wasn't calling you a dumbass, it was really meant towards the whole hoax theory in general. I just think it's time to let it go and enjoy what we have, which is an amazing record.
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04-02-2007, 10:25 AM

The knife is slipping...


ag, aggggggggg.


"Is love a tender thing? It is too rough,
Too rude, too boist'rous; and it pricks like a thorn.''

ah.

ahhhhh.
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The knife is slipping...


ag, aggggggggg.


"Is love a tender thing? It is too rough,
Too rude, too boist'rous; and it pricks like a thorn.''

ah.

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The knife is slipping...


ag, aggggggggg.


"Is love a tender thing? It is too rough,
Too rude, too boist'rous; and it pricks like a thorn.''

ah.

ahhhhh.
Don't give up! This place would be boring without you. Plus, you know Tool would announce a live dvd right after.
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The knife is slipping...


ag, aggggggggg.


"Is love a tender thing? It is too rough,
Too rude, too boist'rous; and it pricks like a thorn.''

ah.

ahhhhh.
Don't give up! This place would be boring without you. Plus, you know Tool would announce a live dvd right after.
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04-02-2007, 09:33 PM

This is an insainathon...


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This is an insainathon...


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04-02-2007, 10:35 PM

wait...I see something even more disturbing when I study all the songs every second of every day. EARTH IS A HOAX. Life and death is nonexistant!! we are all just an imagination of ourselves!!...oh my god guys thats what this album is saying!! BILL HICKS IS STILL ALIVE. He lives in jamaica, MON!and...omg...maynard likes nachos?!!?!!?!?! IT'S ALL THERE!! read between the lines

seriously though there is no hoax and there are no secret messages. 10,000 days is just an album. move on. read a book. take a hit of acid...something but for the love of all that is sacred SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

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wait...I see something even more disturbing when I study all the songs every second of every day. EARTH IS A HOAX. Life and death is nonexistant!! we are all just an imagination of ourselves!!...oh my god guys thats what this album is saying!! BILL HICKS IS STILL ALIVE. He lives in jamaica, MON!and...omg...maynard likes nachos?!!?!!?!?! IT'S ALL THERE!! read between the lines

seriously though there is no hoax and there are no secret messages. 10,000 days is just an album. move on. read a book. take a hit of acid...something but for the love of all that is sacred SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

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04-03-2007, 12:31 PM

jevons tends to have that effect on me as well...
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jevons tends to have that effect on me as well...
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jevons tends to have that effect on me as well...
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04-03-2007, 12:42 PM

I've read pages 1, 3, and 4. I feel as if I've been through nuclear fallout and my fingers and toes are fused together like a duck's feet. Should I swim?
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I've read pages 1, 3, and 4. I feel as if I've been through nuclear fallout and my fingers and toes are fused together like a duck's feet. Should I swim?
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04-04-2007, 06:59 AM

When i first listened to this album, I remember thinking that something was amiss. It seemed as though songs like Vicarious, The Pot, Rosetta stoned, Right in two, all of them really, just werent "TOOL". I remember a fleeting moment when i thought "wow, i wonder if this(album) was just meant to stir people up?"

Then i listened to Opiate, followed by Undertow, followed by Aenima, followed by Lateralus, and i found myself wondering "what other possible direction could they, or would they, have gone?"

Seriously, look at the messages they have been dropping on us since their debut. What have we done to respond? to show we understand? NOTHING!!!! GOOD god people, you are all wasting your lives away trying to come to one unified agreement over lyrics, meanings of the artwork, secret puzzles, track combinations, when in all reality, it dosnt FUCKING matter does it?

heres my advice, LISTEN to the album, use your minds and think about what you are listening to, and stop this non-sense! how about you go read a book on time travel, go back in time to when maynard was in his teens and tell him that he shouldnt make 10,000 days in 20 years. Wouldnt that be a much better way to spend your time than to do something constructive? of course it would.
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When i first listened to this album, I remember thinking that something was amiss. It seemed as though songs like Vicarious, The Pot, Rosetta stoned, Right in two, all of them really, just werent "TOOL". I remember a fleeting moment when i thought "wow, i wonder if this(album) was just meant to stir people up?"

Then i listened to Opiate, followed by Undertow, followed by Aenima, followed by Lateralus, and i found myself wondering "what other possible direction could they, or would they, have gone?"

Seriously, look at the messages they have been dropping on us since their debut. What have we done to respond? to show we understand? NOTHING!!!! GOOD god people, you are all wasting your lives away trying to come to one unified agreement over lyrics, meanings of the artwork, secret puzzles, track combinations, when in all reality, it dosnt FUCKING matter does it?

heres my advice, LISTEN to the album, use your minds and think about what you are listening to, and stop this non-sense! how about you go read a book on time travel, go back in time to when maynard was in his teens and tell him that he shouldnt make 10,000 days in 20 years. Wouldnt that be a much better way to spend your time than to do something constructive? of course it would.
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wait...I see something even more disturbing when I study all the songs every second of every day. EARTH IS A HOAX. Life and death is nonexistant!! we are all just an imagination of ourselves!!...oh my god guys thats what this album is saying!! BILL HICKS IS STILL ALIVE. He lives in jamaica, MON!and...omg...maynard likes nachos?!!?!!?!?! IT'S ALL THERE!! read between the lines

seriously though there is no hoax and there are no secret messages. 10,000 days is just an album. move on. read a book. take a hit of acid...something but for the love of all that is sacred SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

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wait...I see something even more disturbing when I study all the songs every second of every day. EARTH IS A HOAX. Life and death is nonexistant!! we are all just an imagination of ourselves!!...oh my god guys thats what this album is saying!! BILL HICKS IS STILL ALIVE. He lives in jamaica, MON!and...omg...maynard likes nachos?!!?!!?!?! IT'S ALL THERE!! read between the lines

seriously though there is no hoax and there are no secret messages. 10,000 days is just an album. move on. read a book. take a hit of acid...something but for the love of all that is sacred SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

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04-04-2007, 06:44 PM

Evidence?
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04-06-2007, 10:07 AM

heres my advice, LISTEN to the album, use your minds and think about what you are listening to, and stop this non-sense!


RIGHT ! ! !
i can`t believe all this crap...if I hit your nose with my fist it`s just one half, because my other fist is going to break your skull...so far you`re right :)

peace!
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heres my advice, LISTEN to the album, use your minds and think about what you are listening to, and stop this non-sense!


RIGHT ! ! !
i can`t believe all this crap...if I hit your nose with my fist it`s just one half, because my other fist is going to break your skull...so far you`re right :)

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10 000 days is an great album. end.
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10 000 days is an great album. end.
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04-11-2007, 08:19 AM

It must be frustating for the band that their new album sucks so hard that people can't believe its real
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It must be frustating for the band that their new album sucks so hard that people can't believe its real
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04-11-2007, 08:23 AM

its even harder for them to have fans like yourself...
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04-11-2007, 09:39 AM

No, I think they've come to accept it. Tool knows that most of the people who show up to their live shows are meatheads...if they actually took offense to dipshit Tool fans, they'd stop playing most of the US.
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No, I think they've come to accept it. Tool knows that most of the people who show up to their live shows are meatheads...if they actually took offense to dipshit Tool fans, they'd stop playing most of the US.
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No, I think they've come to accept it. Tool knows that most of the people who show up to their live shows are meatheads...if they actually took offense to dipshit Tool fans, they'd stop playing most of the US.
lol, oh so true.
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No, I think they've come to accept it. Tool knows that most of the people who show up to their live shows are meatheads...if they actually took offense to dipshit Tool fans, they'd stop playing most of the US.
lol, oh so true.
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beside the point.
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beside the point.
how so?
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beside the point.
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04-11-2007, 10:53 AM

not you; hushy.
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