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03-14-2007, 05:53 PM

I'm pretty sure this thread is an argument between two people being facetious, and neither of them knows the other one is doing it intentionally. It's phenomenal.

This is BoI material.
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I'm pretty sure this thread is an argument between two people being facetious, and neither of them knows the other one is doing it intentionally. It's phenomenal.

This is BoI material.
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03-14-2007, 08:42 PM

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Anyone who believes this crock of shit needs to wake up and smell the coffee.

For fucks sake, this band isn't trying to waste the time and effort they actually put in to come out of the closet and say ''Hey guys guess what! We've been kidding for the past year, and now we're going to play the real stuff and release the ''real'' album and it's gonna be better than anything we've ever released!''

They put effort in 10,000 Days, and in this past tour. They also are four guys just writting what they want, and playing what they want. They aren't trying to pull some huge prank for a whole year like you think. They have given you a reason to think, and look deeper into the music, and ofcourse they want you to open your mind to everything you hear. They are a true band that will one day slaughter the music industry with countless messages, and while the pussies are complaining and making guesses about hoax albums, complaining about the lack of Tool DVD's, and releasing albums that closely resemble Undertow and Lateralus and the such, they're laughing...oh and if you didn't get the memo...They really don't give a shit either. They aren't a bunch of kids. They are professional about what they do, and just because they took five years to release a new album, used a riff from their Lateralus tour(Wings for Marie), and supposedly according to alot of the genius' on this board, ''rehashed'' some guitar riffs, doesn't mean that there is another album sitting in a safe with ''TOOL'' on the front cover that is supposed to be the ''Real album''. They came out with their new album, they're touring, and whether they release a new DVD or not, or release a brand new album sooner than expected, is just them doing what they want to do...it's not a big deal at all.

So go ahead and free up April 24th on your calendar, because we aren't getting shit. Danny really did get injured, and Maynard still is(dare I say...)human as shit. This theory is fabricated bullshit. Now anyone who believes El Enveloper is free to go listen to Opiate, Undertow, Aenima, Lateralus, and 10,000 Days, unless you still think it's a hoax album.

God bless the greatest joke album ever.

My rant is finished thank God.
Beautifully put my brother. You should win some type of award for that peice. But you are totally right. Cheers Man.
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Anyone who believes this crock of shit needs to wake up and smell the coffee.

For fucks sake, this band isn't trying to waste the time and effort they actually put in to come out of the closet and say ''Hey guys guess what! We've been kidding for the past year, and now we're going to play the real stuff and release the ''real'' album and it's gonna be better than anything we've ever released!''

They put effort in 10,000 Days, and in this past tour. They also are four guys just writting what they want, and playing what they want. They aren't trying to pull some huge prank for a whole year like you think. They have given you a reason to think, and look deeper into the music, and ofcourse they want you to open your mind to everything you hear. They are a true band that will one day slaughter the music industry with countless messages, and while the pussies are complaining and making guesses about hoax albums, complaining about the lack of Tool DVD's, and releasing albums that closely resemble Undertow and Lateralus and the such, they're laughing...oh and if you didn't get the memo...They really don't give a shit either. They aren't a bunch of kids. They are professional about what they do, and just because they took five years to release a new album, used a riff from their Lateralus tour(Wings for Marie), and supposedly according to alot of the genius' on this board, ''rehashed'' some guitar riffs, doesn't mean that there is another album sitting in a safe with ''TOOL'' on the front cover that is supposed to be the ''Real album''. They came out with their new album, they're touring, and whether they release a new DVD or not, or release a brand new album sooner than expected, is just them doing what they want to do...it's not a big deal at all.

So go ahead and free up April 24th on your calendar, because we aren't getting shit. Danny really did get injured, and Maynard still is(dare I say...)human as shit. This theory is fabricated bullshit. Now anyone who believes El Enveloper is free to go listen to Opiate, Undertow, Aenima, Lateralus, and 10,000 Days, unless you still think it's a hoax album.

God bless the greatest joke album ever.

My rant is finished thank God.
Beautifully put my brother. You should win some type of award for that peice. But you are totally right. Cheers Man.
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I'm really surprised how long this tubgirl thing has gone on.
Must be one of the bandmembers to have that kind of pull. LOL
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Must be one of the bandmembers to have that kind of pull. LOL
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03-15-2007, 07:09 AM

While this is, of course, a bullshit post meant to make the average gullible idiot enraged, and give attention to the poster (i love the doing that too, btw), and the album is, of course, not a hoax - i know there's still more to this album than just the initial listen, both in material that's already there, and things not yet released.

Oh, and your avatar, poster, is digusting. Thanks
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Re: 10,000 Days is still a hoax

While this is, of course, a bullshit post meant to make the average gullible idiot enraged, and give attention to the poster (i love the doing that too, btw), and the album is, of course, not a hoax - i know there's still more to this album than just the initial listen, both in material that's already there, and things not yet released.

Oh, and your avatar, poster, is digusting. Thanks
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03-15-2007, 07:32 AM

Why wouldn't the album be released on May 21st in San Antonio?

All you have to do is read into Blair's armadillo/San Antonio posting a few months back. It's a allusion to Close Encounters of the Third Kind and saying that San Antonio is going to be the rendezvous for the MOTHERship after the three mini-UFOs have visited and left. Didn't anyone else recognize those hovering "stage lights" as three UFOs???

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Why wouldn't the album be released on May 21st in San Antonio?

All you have to do is read into Blair's armadillo/San Antonio posting a few months back. It's a allusion to Close Encounters of the Third Kind and saying that San Antonio is going to be the rendezvous for the MOTHERship after the three mini-UFOs have visited and left. Didn't anyone else recognize those hovering "stage lights" as three UFOs???

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03-15-2007, 09:11 AM

CLUTCH_THE_CORNERSTONE I KNEW I HEARD THAT RIFF FROM WINGS AT THE NOVEMBER 24TH 2002 LONG BEACH SHOW, IT WAS JUST BEFORE THEY PLAYED LATARALAS, IT WAS AWSOME! NOW THEY SHOULD JUST PLAY WINGS RIGHT INTO LATARALAS IT WOULD BE THE SHIT!
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CLUTCH_THE_CORNERSTONE I KNEW I HEARD THAT RIFF FROM WINGS AT THE NOVEMBER 24TH 2002 LONG BEACH SHOW, IT WAS JUST BEFORE THEY PLAYED LATARALAS, IT WAS AWSOME! NOW THEY SHOULD JUST PLAY WINGS RIGHT INTO LATARALAS IT WOULD BE THE SHIT!
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More than just Wings was made before/during Lateralus. I have a clip of Adam playing the Rosetta Stoned breakdown in 98, and I'm sure there are more that they had but didn't play live, or played live and I haven't noticed.
May I please have that clip?
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More than just Wings was made before/during Lateralus. I have a clip of Adam playing the Rosetta Stoned breakdown in 98, and I'm sure there are more that they had but didn't play live, or played live and I haven't noticed.
May I please have that clip?
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May I please have that clip?
yeah... i find it hard to believe rosetta stoned in 98. id have to hear it myself. are you sure?
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May I please have that clip?
yeah... i find it hard to believe rosetta stoned in 98. id have to hear it myself. are you sure?
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I need to hear that Rosetta Stoned clip ASAP.
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I need to hear that Rosetta Stoned clip ASAP.
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03-16-2007, 10:48 PM

Alright, PMs sent. It's not the most mindblowing thing ever, but it does sound exactly the same. Listen around 33 seconds till the end.

What I'm trying to point out here is that they might have these ideas for riffs sitting around for YEARS maybe. Adam doesn't make complex riffs, he makes simple riffs. So in this 1998 clip, he plays that little scale that later becomes a breakdown in a song. They do that A LOT especially in older shows, most of them are riffs that I don't recognize (in other words, haven't been turned in to songs).

I mean, just look at Wings in 2002. It's one simple riff played over and over and over with a bit of Danny drum fill, it's nothing special.

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Alright, PMs sent. It's not the most mindblowing thing ever, but it does sound exactly the same. Listen around 33 seconds till the end.

What I'm trying to point out here is that they might have these ideas for riffs sitting around for YEARS maybe. Adam doesn't make complex riffs, he makes simple riffs. So in this 1998 clip, he plays that little scale that later becomes a breakdown in a song. They do that A LOT especially in older shows, most of them are riffs that I don't recognize (in other words, haven't been turned in to songs).

I mean, just look at Wings in 2002. It's one simple riff played over and over and over with a bit of Danny drum fill, it's nothing special.

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Alright, PMs sent. It's not the most mindblowing thing ever, but it does sound exactly the same. Listen around 33 seconds till the end.

What I'm trying to point out here is that they might have these ideas for riffs sitting around for YEARS maybe. Adam doesn't make complex riffs, he makes simple riffs. So in this 1998 clip, he plays that little scale that later becomes a breakdown in a song. They do that A LOT especially in older shows, most of them are riffs that I don't recognize (in other words, haven't been turned in to songs).

I mean, just look at Wings in 2002. It's one simple riff played over and over and over with a bit of Danny drum fill, it's nothing special.

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What is your avatar supposed to be and where is it from? It looks familiar.
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Alright, PMs sent. It's not the most mindblowing thing ever, but it does sound exactly the same. Listen around 33 seconds till the end.

What I'm trying to point out here is that they might have these ideas for riffs sitting around for YEARS maybe. Adam doesn't make complex riffs, he makes simple riffs. So in this 1998 clip, he plays that little scale that later becomes a breakdown in a song. They do that A LOT especially in older shows, most of them are riffs that I don't recognize (in other words, haven't been turned in to songs).

I mean, just look at Wings in 2002. It's one simple riff played over and over and over with a bit of Danny drum fill, it's nothing special.

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What is your avatar supposed to be and where is it from? It looks familiar.
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CLUTCH_THE_CORNERSTONE I KNEW I HEARD THAT RIFF FROM WINGS AT THE NOVEMBER 24TH 2002 LONG BEACH SHOW, IT WAS JUST BEFORE THEY PLAYED LATARALAS, IT WAS AWSOME! NOW THEY SHOULD JUST PLAY WINGS RIGHT INTO LATARALAS IT WOULD BE THE SHIT!

what dude?
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CLUTCH_THE_CORNERSTONE I KNEW I HEARD THAT RIFF FROM WINGS AT THE NOVEMBER 24TH 2002 LONG BEACH SHOW, IT WAS JUST BEFORE THEY PLAYED LATARALAS, IT WAS AWSOME! NOW THEY SHOULD JUST PLAY WINGS RIGHT INTO LATARALAS IT WOULD BE THE SHIT!

what dude?
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03-19-2007, 09:27 AM

So we're all just sitting at the restaurant at the end of the Universe, and there's like 10 seconds to go before the big end, and Jesus shows up. He's like, hey guys, sorry i''m late-- you would not believe how busy i've been. Wanna see some new card tricks?
It was at this moment that the Universe ended.
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So we're all just sitting at the restaurant at the end of the Universe, and there's like 10 seconds to go before the big end, and Jesus shows up. He's like, hey guys, sorry i''m late-- you would not believe how busy i've been. Wanna see some new card tricks?
It was at this moment that the Universe ended.
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So we're all just sitting at the restaurant at the end of the Universe, and there's like 10 seconds to go before the big end, and Jesus shows up. He's like, hey guys, sorry i''m late-- you would not believe how busy i've been. Wanna see some new card tricks?
It was at this moment that the Universe ended.
I bet it was gonna be a kick ass trick.
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So we're all just sitting at the restaurant at the end of the Universe, and there's like 10 seconds to go before the big end, and Jesus shows up. He's like, hey guys, sorry i''m late-- you would not believe how busy i've been. Wanna see some new card tricks?
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What is your avatar supposed to be and where is it from? It looks familiar.
This new one? It's Kari Byron saying something (can't remember off the top of my head, she was talking about electric shocks)...I made it myself, taking screenshots from the TV show Mythbusters.
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03-20-2007, 06:55 AM

I'm not gonna' lie: I laughed the first time I heard this album... very hard and very much. I likened it to Pink Floyd's "Animals" for more than a couple reasons, but...

Wings/10,000 Days has led me to cry on a couple occasions...

still I've laughed, drumming along to this album more times than I've jerked-off and boo-hooed myself to sleep over it.

The hoax hypothesis still stands (and probably always will -- Maynard could die and it'd be a hoax a la Abbey Road, etc...), but it is only that: a hypothesis. Ya'lls can keepa' fightin' over whos right 'n all that bullcrap, tho; it makes the album more entertaining for the rest of us.

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I'm not gonna' lie: I laughed the first time I heard this album... very hard and very much. I likened it to Pink Floyd's "Animals" for more than a couple reasons, but...

Wings/10,000 Days has led me to cry on a couple occasions...

still I've laughed, drumming along to this album more times than I've jerked-off and boo-hooed myself to sleep over it.

The hoax hypothesis still stands (and probably always will -- Maynard could die and it'd be a hoax a la Abbey Road, etc...), but it is only that: a hypothesis. Ya'lls can keepa' fightin' over whos right 'n all that bullcrap, tho; it makes the album more entertaining for the rest of us.

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03-20-2007, 07:15 AM

I have not yet seen one viable statement leading to any fucking grounds for hoax.
Not one.
No hoax.
If it looks like a duck....

I think you might have laughed for good reason. Was Andy Kauffman a hero right off the bat? No. A natural response for something we are far from ready for is laughter, eyes to the side, then down.

I loved it from the first minute, but who's to say that's any better a reaction.
*while exhaling*
Might be a bit of a junky, and not a fussy one.

But its great!!!!!!
s'great!!!!!!!!

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I have not yet seen one viable statement leading to any fucking grounds for hoax.
Not one.
No hoax.
If it looks like a duck....

I think you might have laughed for good reason. Was Andy Kauffman a hero right off the bat? No. A natural response for something we are far from ready for is laughter, eyes to the side, then down.

I loved it from the first minute, but who's to say that's any better a reaction.
*while exhaling*
Might be a bit of a junky, and not a fussy one.

But its great!!!!!!
s'great!!!!!!!!

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This world is coming to an end. Just thought i'd toss that little nugget in here. Your gap is turning to a chasm to a void, and this is what we're discussing.
What i am discussing.
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This world is coming to an end. Just thought i'd toss that little nugget in here. Your gap is turning to a chasm to a void, and this is what we're discussing.
What i am discussing.
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I have not yet seen one viable statement leading to any fucking ground for hoax.
Not one.
No hoax.
If it looks like a duck....

I think you might have laughed for good reason. Was Andy Kauffman a hero right off the bat? No. A natural response for something we are far from ready for is laughter, eyes to the side, then down.

I loved it from the first minute, but who's to say that's any better a reaction.
*while exhaling*
Might be a bit of a junky, and not a fussy one.

But its great!!!!!!
s'great!!!!!!!!
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:)
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I have not yet seen one viable statement leading to any fucking ground for hoax.
Not one.
No hoax.
If it looks like a duck....

I think you might have laughed for good reason. Was Andy Kauffman a hero right off the bat? No. A natural response for something we are far from ready for is laughter, eyes to the side, then down.

I loved it from the first minute, but who's to say that's any better a reaction.
*while exhaling*
Might be a bit of a junky, and not a fussy one.

But its great!!!!!!
s'great!!!!!!!!
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:)
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I have not yet seen one viable statement leading to any fucking ground for hoax.
Not one.
No hoax.
If it looks like a duck....
It's a hoax hoax!
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I have not yet seen one viable statement leading to any fucking ground for hoax.
Not one.
No hoax.
If it looks like a duck....
It's a hoax hoax!
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03-20-2007, 10:28 AM

i got smiles from benjamin, so i can be happy and NOT go tell you to swallow stuff under household appliances, or any of the other stuff i used to do back... nine days ago.

See, no hate ------------------------------- completely void of hate.

The fluxterpretation, or the ''we still have'nay figured it oot'' thread (artwork) should be a beacon for ye fools on the hoax train.

You guys ever hear about the ''land trains'' that roll in the desert. Most people never see them, but they are transports like we have here, but with like seven cars attatched to them. All you can do when you see one is pull over and duck, or else you die.

Fookin 'ell? ya
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i got smiles from benjamin, so i can be happy and NOT go tell you to swallow stuff under household appliances, or any of the other stuff i used to do back... nine days ago.

See, no hate ------------------------------- completely void of hate.

The fluxterpretation, or the ''we still have'nay figured it oot'' thread (artwork) should be a beacon for ye fools on the hoax train.

You guys ever hear about the ''land trains'' that roll in the desert. Most people never see them, but they are transports like we have here, but with like seven cars attatched to them. All you can do when you see one is pull over and duck, or else you die.

Fookin 'ell? ya
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03-20-2007, 12:45 PM

the only hoax is the idea of any purpose to your pathetic lives
(directed toward those who are stupid about the hoax idea)
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the only hoax is the idea of any purpose to your pathetic lives
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Alright, PMs sent. It's not the most mindblowing thing ever, but it does sound exactly the same. Listen around 33 seconds till the end.

What I'm trying to point out here is that they might have these ideas for riffs sitting around for YEARS maybe. Adam doesn't make complex riffs, he makes simple riffs. So in this 1998 clip, he plays that little scale that later becomes a breakdown in a song. They do that A LOT especially in older shows, most of them are riffs that I don't recognize (in other words, haven't been turned in to songs).

I mean, just look at Wings in 2002. It's one simple riff played over and over and over with a bit of Danny drum fill, it's nothing special.

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Listen to Tool bootlegs...you'll be amazed by what you hear.
let me be the first to say that that is NOT rosetta stoned.
are you kidding me?

all that is is adam going up and up between his D strings 2 frets apart with a delay... that was not a riff written and stored in the books to later become rosetta stoned.

not at all... i dont care what you say.
i know its the same as the little riff after the first "Shit the Bed"
but i do not in anyway count that as them playing a riff from rosetta stoned 8 years before it was written.

i assure you that adam does not think in his mind that he played "a riff" from rosetta stoned back then. if he listened to that clip he would think "what a coincidence" or something to that extent.

i played the same "riff" in my band in high school around when lateralus first came out. i surely dont think i channeled rosetta stoned.

its just ridiculously basic thing to play that he used in rosetta stoned for that interlude to build momentum. its something that is supersimple but can be played in a very dynamic way, like he does in the album. he can easily play and stress notes and alter the time to play with the rythm of the bass and drums behind him.

Not rosetta stoned. just noodling.

The Wings for marie is different... he just noodles on that guitar technique but still plays the melody behind it that is in wings for marie.. that WAS the wings for marie in '02.

A really appreaciate you sending the clip to our PM Boxes to hear for ourselves though. Thanks.
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Alright, PMs sent. It's not the most mindblowing thing ever, but it does sound exactly the same. Listen around 33 seconds till the end.

What I'm trying to point out here is that they might have these ideas for riffs sitting around for YEARS maybe. Adam doesn't make complex riffs, he makes simple riffs. So in this 1998 clip, he plays that little scale that later becomes a breakdown in a song. They do that A LOT especially in older shows, most of them are riffs that I don't recognize (in other words, haven't been turned in to songs).

I mean, just look at Wings in 2002. It's one simple riff played over and over and over with a bit of Danny drum fill, it's nothing special.

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Listen to Tool bootlegs...you'll be amazed by what you hear.
let me be the first to say that that is NOT rosetta stoned.
are you kidding me?

all that is is adam going up and up between his D strings 2 frets apart with a delay... that was not a riff written and stored in the books to later become rosetta stoned.

not at all... i dont care what you say.
i know its the same as the little riff after the first "Shit the Bed"
but i do not in anyway count that as them playing a riff from rosetta stoned 8 years before it was written.

i assure you that adam does not think in his mind that he played "a riff" from rosetta stoned back then. if he listened to that clip he would think "what a coincidence" or something to that extent.

i played the same "riff" in my band in high school around when lateralus first came out. i surely dont think i channeled rosetta stoned.

its just ridiculously basic thing to play that he used in rosetta stoned for that interlude to build momentum. its something that is supersimple but can be played in a very dynamic way, like he does in the album. he can easily play and stress notes and alter the time to play with the rythm of the bass and drums behind him.

Not rosetta stoned. just noodling.

The Wings for marie is different... he just noodles on that guitar technique but still plays the melody behind it that is in wings for marie.. that WAS the wings for marie in '02.

A really appreaciate you sending the clip to our PM Boxes to hear for ourselves though. Thanks.
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10,000 Days is Chicken McNuggets and Lateralus is a 13 course meal.
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10,000 Days is Chicken McNuggets and Lateralus is a 13 course meal.
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10,000 Days is Chicken McNuggets and Lateralus is a 13 course meal.
and youre a ketchup packet.
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10,000 Days is Chicken McNuggets and Lateralus is a 13 course meal.
and youre a ketchup packet.
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10,000 Days is Chicken McNuggets and Lateralus is a 13 course meal.
I'll say it once again just for you, ketchup packet: your head is still there. Tool could have put out Lateralus fucking part II, the ubersequel, with double the drippy nugget sauce, duck two ways and those nice French plates and you'd still bitch about it.
Nothing can top what you love, until you've had your fill. I used to like the Care Bears, then time came when i stood up, thanked them for their lessons about harmony and good and evil, and i moved on to The Ninja Turtles.
Someday, you'll wake up to heir 10,000 Dayzens, that third masterpiece.
And i'll be there to tell you you're late for work, make you some scrambied eggs in my saucy housecoat.
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10,000 Days is Chicken McNuggets and Lateralus is a 13 course meal.
I'll say it once again just for you, ketchup packet: your head is still there. Tool could have put out Lateralus fucking part II, the ubersequel, with double the drippy nugget sauce, duck two ways and those nice French plates and you'd still bitch about it.
Nothing can top what you love, until you've had your fill. I used to like the Care Bears, then time came when i stood up, thanked them for their lessons about harmony and good and evil, and i moved on to The Ninja Turtles.
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And i'll be there to tell you you're late for work, make you some scrambied eggs in my saucy housecoat.
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The album is not a joke, but what the album represents is!
I know some people, who know some people, who will probably lose their job over this.
The truth must be told. I'm doing this all for you guys!!!!
Let me remind you of what you first posted:

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The most elaborate ever. April 1st will reveal the whole plot. The album was meant to be hoax from the beginning, the songs were meant to confuse people leaking the album, but when it turned out pretty well, they decided to put more effort into it and release it. They have given us many clues. 10,000 Days is mocking 10,000 Fists and the fact that bands like Disturbed and Godsmack have made a career out of ripping off Tool ( I know the correlation to Maynard's Mom, but that is just silly). The green laser show is identical to Godsmack's tour back in 03-04 IDENTICAL!!!!, No new website, No new videos, Maynard impersonating the wannabe native American dude that impersonated being a Navajo and wrote all those books, the numerous references to the number 11, "two becoming one", and the general feeling that 10,000 days was just half of the puzzle, the horrible recording technique on 10,000 days (I've never heard tape hissing on any of their other albums when new parts come in and out of the song ie- Jambi when Danny's drum part starts at the beginning of the first verse.) Not to mention Blair's numerous "sarcastic" references to the hoax album blah, blah, blah. Oh and also the fact that 10,000 days is so uneven and lacking any sort of flow. It just feels wrong. Coincidence, I THINK NOT!!!!!

Mark my words.... Something is coming. We are meant to sense it within the collective unconscious. They are testing us. Plus they realized how cool it was for Tarantino to split up Kill Bill and stagger the release, along with the last System of a Down album. IT JUST MAKES SENSE!!!!!

If anyone was gonna pull this shit, it would be Tool.

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that you saying this album is just a complete hoax, hence therefore a joke?
Contradiction anyone.
Ollie.

Edit: Damn grammer.

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The album is not a joke, but what the album represents is!
I know some people, who know some people, who will probably lose their job over this.
The truth must be told. I'm doing this all for you guys!!!!
Let me remind you of what you first posted:

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The most elaborate ever. April 1st will reveal the whole plot. The album was meant to be hoax from the beginning, the songs were meant to confuse people leaking the album, but when it turned out pretty well, they decided to put more effort into it and release it. They have given us many clues. 10,000 Days is mocking 10,000 Fists and the fact that bands like Disturbed and Godsmack have made a career out of ripping off Tool ( I know the correlation to Maynard's Mom, but that is just silly). The green laser show is identical to Godsmack's tour back in 03-04 IDENTICAL!!!!, No new website, No new videos, Maynard impersonating the wannabe native American dude that impersonated being a Navajo and wrote all those books, the numerous references to the number 11, "two becoming one", and the general feeling that 10,000 days was just half of the puzzle, the horrible recording technique on 10,000 days (I've never heard tape hissing on any of their other albums when new parts come in and out of the song ie- Jambi when Danny's drum part starts at the beginning of the first verse.) Not to mention Blair's numerous "sarcastic" references to the hoax album blah, blah, blah. Oh and also the fact that 10,000 days is so uneven and lacking any sort of flow. It just feels wrong. Coincidence, I THINK NOT!!!!!

Mark my words.... Something is coming. We are meant to sense it within the collective unconscious. They are testing us. Plus they realized how cool it was for Tarantino to split up Kill Bill and stagger the release, along with the last System of a Down album. IT JUST MAKES SENSE!!!!!

If anyone was gonna pull this shit, it would be Tool.

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that you saying this album is just a complete hoax, hence therefore a joke?
Contradiction anyone.
Ollie.

Edit: Damn grammer.

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Edit: Posted above twice, damn computer/me.
Ollie.

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Edit: Posted above twice, damn computer/me.
Ollie.

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03-21-2007, 11:55 AM

This poor sawnbitch has taken it on the chin enough; when's the last time he came and bothered to post? 9 days ago?

He knows he's a jackoffalope, he knows we win. So how's aboot this? I drop a gavel, and we start talking about how fucking funny it is that the words ''Empirical'' and ''Data'' can pretty much win an argument with any nine-year-old.

* gavel drops, people get on with the business of living their lives *




**cups hand around ear, double checks sonar, looks around suspiciously**
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This poor sawnbitch has taken it on the chin enough; when's the last time he came and bothered to post? 9 days ago?

He knows he's a jackoffalope, he knows we win. So how's aboot this? I drop a gavel, and we start talking about how fucking funny it is that the words ''Empirical'' and ''Data'' can pretty much win an argument with any nine-year-old.

* gavel drops, people get on with the business of living their lives *




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This new one? It's Kari Byron saying something (can't remember off the top of my head, she was talking about electric shocks)...I made it myself, taking screenshots from the TV show Mythbusters.
no, the one before this one. it had a guy and a girl in it and i think a sword
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This new one? It's Kari Byron saying something (can't remember off the top of my head, she was talking about electric shocks)...I made it myself, taking screenshots from the TV show Mythbusters.
no, the one before this one. it had a guy and a girl in it and i think a sword
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03-21-2007, 12:10 PM

Same show.
edit: same chick.
How many frames, though?
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Same show.
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03-21-2007, 03:16 PM

Yeah that was Kari being choked by Tori...here's the original and here's the crop/resize (slightly different) so do whatever you want with it, I guess. I don't know how many frames it is, put it in Imageready and check it out.

here's the newer one, just for reference. I may change it.
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Yeah that was Kari being choked by Tori...here's the original and here's the crop/resize (slightly different) so do whatever you want with it, I guess. I don't know how many frames it is, put it in Imageready and check it out.

here's the newer one, just for reference. I may change it.
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I'll say it once again just for you, ketchup packet: your head is still there. Tool could have put out Lateralus fucking part II, the ubersequel, with double the drippy nugget sauce, duck two ways and those nice French plates and you'd still bitch about it.
Nothing can top what you love, until you've had your fill. I used to like the Care Bears, then time came when i stood up, thanked them for their lessons about harmony and good and evil, and i moved on to The Ninja Turtles.
Someday, you'll wake up to heir 10,000 Dayzens, that third masterpiece.
And i'll be there to tell you you're late for work, make you some scrambied eggs in my saucy housecoat.

Well said. Very well said.
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I'll say it once again just for you, ketchup packet: your head is still there. Tool could have put out Lateralus fucking part II, the ubersequel, with double the drippy nugget sauce, duck two ways and those nice French plates and you'd still bitch about it.
Nothing can top what you love, until you've had your fill. I used to like the Care Bears, then time came when i stood up, thanked them for their lessons about harmony and good and evil, and i moved on to The Ninja Turtles.
Someday, you'll wake up to heir 10,000 Dayzens, that third masterpiece.
And i'll be there to tell you you're late for work, make you some scrambied eggs in my saucy housecoat.

Well said. Very well said.
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and youre a ketchup packet.
I actually prefer the honey or hot mustard.

I really meant that I feel that Lateralus has more of an album feel for me, more cohesive for some reason overall.

You look at my posts and I could easily be called a Tool fanboy for my defense of the band and Maynard, but I don't think 10,000 Days has that "album" feel. It seems more like a collection of disparate songs. I don't know, I can't explain it. Nonetheless, I love 10,000 Days. I also love Chicken McNuggets. I also love elaborate meals. I love steak. Anyway, I did fly out to L.A. from Memphis to go see Tool both nights in L.A. last September and I have tickets for the Baton Rouge show so don't get the wrong idea, I love Chicken McNuggets.
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and youre a ketchup packet.
I actually prefer the honey or hot mustard.

I really meant that I feel that Lateralus has more of an album feel for me, more cohesive for some reason overall.

You look at my posts and I could easily be called a Tool fanboy for my defense of the band and Maynard, but I don't think 10,000 Days has that "album" feel. It seems more like a collection of disparate songs. I don't know, I can't explain it. Nonetheless, I love 10,000 Days. I also love Chicken McNuggets. I also love elaborate meals. I love steak. Anyway, I did fly out to L.A. from Memphis to go see Tool both nights in L.A. last September and I have tickets for the Baton Rouge show so don't get the wrong idea, I love Chicken McNuggets.
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I actually prefer the honey or hot mustard.

I really meant that I feel that Lateralus has more of an album feel for me, more cohesive for some reason overall.

You look at my posts and I could easily be called a Tool fanboy for my defense of the band and Maynard, but I don't think 10,000 Days has that "album" feel. It seems more like a collection of disparate songs. I don't know, I can't explain it. Nonetheless, I love 10,000 Days. I also love Chicken McNuggets. I also love elaborate meals. I love steak. Anyway, I did fly out to L.A. from Memphis to go see Tool both nights in L.A. last September and I have tickets for the Baton Rouge show so don't get the wrong idea, I love Chicken McNuggets.
oh shut up already. quit whining as Arnold would say.
this album is very albumy... maybe its not the epic masterpiece of the band but youre acting like that detracts from it. jesus.
youre given heroin and youre like that rocks.
then youre given cocaine, and youre like "this isnt hardcore enough"
just enjoy your drugs asshole.
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I actually prefer the honey or hot mustard.

I really meant that I feel that Lateralus has more of an album feel for me, more cohesive for some reason overall.

You look at my posts and I could easily be called a Tool fanboy for my defense of the band and Maynard, but I don't think 10,000 Days has that "album" feel. It seems more like a collection of disparate songs. I don't know, I can't explain it. Nonetheless, I love 10,000 Days. I also love Chicken McNuggets. I also love elaborate meals. I love steak. Anyway, I did fly out to L.A. from Memphis to go see Tool both nights in L.A. last September and I have tickets for the Baton Rouge show so don't get the wrong idea, I love Chicken McNuggets.
oh shut up already. quit whining as Arnold would say.
this album is very albumy... maybe its not the epic masterpiece of the band but youre acting like that detracts from it. jesus.
youre given heroin and youre like that rocks.
then youre given cocaine, and youre like "this isnt hardcore enough"
just enjoy your drugs asshole.
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03-22-2007, 01:41 AM

to the man who compared the album to butt sex. thank you. i hope one day i see you on the internets. i will be like you look like the picture i have in my head of that guy who said 10,000 days is like making love to butts. they you will say. what? oh. your thinking of that other guy. im not him. i just look a lot like him. and then ill leave. but i wont be tricked. i knew it was you.
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to the man who compared the album to butt sex. thank you. i hope one day i see you on the internets. i will be like you look like the picture i have in my head of that guy who said 10,000 days is like making love to butts. they you will say. what? oh. your thinking of that other guy. im not him. i just look a lot like him. and then ill leave. but i wont be tricked. i knew it was you.
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Old 03-22-2007, 05:30 PM   #80
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Re: 10,000 Days is still a hoax

Please, do not smoke your own shit.
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