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Old 12-12-2014, 12:31 AM   #1
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This isnt a poem so dont look here for deep shit

In my opinion, I dont know why more young people listen to Tool. Im tired of seeing my horny ape generation listen to shit music that was writen by a sexist swine... Im still a teen and Ive only met one person similar to my age that knew of Maynard Keenan. Why can't young people listen to Tool?
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Old 12-12-2014, 12:53 AM   #2
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Re: This isnt a poem so dont look here for deep shit

is this free form prose? it's so original.
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Old 12-12-2014, 03:46 AM   #3
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Re: This isnt a poem so dont look here for deep shit

Why do young people make shit threads like this?
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Old 12-12-2014, 12:37 PM   #4
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Re: This isnt a poem so dont look here for deep shit

If it doesn't involve smoking blunts and drinking molly water in the lyrics they don't have time for it.
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Old 12-12-2014, 03:04 PM   #5
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Re: This isnt a poem so dont look here for deep shit

because they haven't put out an album in half your lifetime
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Old 12-12-2014, 06:03 PM   #6
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Re: This isnt a poem so dont look here for deep shit

Kweenkunt, maybe you should start writing poems and quit complaining. We have a very loving, non complaining group of Tool haters here on this board.
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Old 12-12-2014, 06:44 PM   #7
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Re: This isnt a poem so dont look here for deep shit

I forgot about this thread's title
It just makes the OP more gold
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The anti-poem. Really digging this. Keep writing, bro.
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Old 12-15-2014, 08:26 PM   #9
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So Tool is pretty much now The Doors of the current tween generation.

Great.
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Old 12-16-2014, 01:08 PM   #10
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Speaking of Care Bears...Maynard should put out a stuffed animal version of himself. Wearing a golden cowboy hat and spurs jingle jangle jingling...
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I'm in this poem.


Looking for deep shit.
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Old 12-18-2014, 08:13 AM   #12
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I'm in this poem.


Looking for deep shit.
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Speaking of Care Bears...Maynard should put out a stuffed animal version of himself. Wearing a golden cowboy hat and spurs jingle jangle jingling...
What would his little stomach symbol be?
I'm voting the Tool wrench logo, just to remind him he wouldn't be prancing around in spurs and a cowboy hat without the band...
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What would his little stomach symbol be?
I'm voting the Tool wrench logo, just to remind him he wouldn't be prancing around in spurs and a cowboy hat without the band...
I think that a flaming penis would be appropriate.
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Perfect to pair with, "Maynard Went Down to Arizona."
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Post of the decade.
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