I was walking in the forest one day.
When a ninja jumped over and proceeded to say:
"I am totally awesome, and so are you
We should probably team up and fight until we are through
Which would probably take ages
Since beating people up is done in stages
Or something".
So we like totally aligned our powers.
And our enemies they did cower
Because we are totally sweet
And they couldn't handle the heat
Which is pretty rad.
So the ninjas, they own some cool stuff.
Also, they are completely tough.
The own some sweet swords
And beat bad dudes in hordes
And have sex with hot babes at night sometimes.
And bad guys should beware of ninja tricks.
Like sometimes they will mix
Poison with your dinner.
And then you will get thinner
And then probably die.
Also, ninja hide in trees.
Which makes spying on bad dudes a breeze.
And like when the bad guy walks under
The ninja will like jump from the tree and chop the guys head asunder
Which is pretty violent if you ask me.
Ninjas dress all in black
From head to sack
To foot
It's so dark that they look like soot.
Only way cooler than that.
Ninjas cut off heads all the time.
And they are cool and they know how to climb.
Once I saw a ninja climb up a really tall wall
And then he jumped down and killed all
The bad guys.
I once I saw a female ninja.
She was an alcoholic, a real binger.
But she was still damn sexy so I went up to her and said:
"Would you like to spend a night in my bed ?"
And then she said yes. It was awesome.
So in conclusion
It's no illusion
Ninjas are the best things in the world
Even better than the cool green vomit I once hurled.
And that was pretty darn cool.
Ninjas tell bedtime stories like all the time! Except their bedtime stories are like so awesome that you have like about 17 orgasms all at the same time an then you explode! True story.
