Anyway, moving on to the next paragraph:

In other news, I was told (again, by a band member) that *** ******** made **** a good *****, so it ***** **** **** *** ** playing the ************** on *******! Of course, this doesn’t take into consideration a grey goo scenario involving self-replicating nanobots, VY Canis Majoris going hypernova, or even the more likely stumbling block of anthropogenic global warming from too many advanced personal vaporizers (APVs) using propylene glycol, which is NOT the main ingredient in antifreeze. There is also some talk about **** *****, but nothing ** ****** ** and, ***** *******at this time. So, keep your toes crossed.

In other news, I was told (again, by a band member) that *** ******** made TOOL a good OFFER, so it LOOKS LIKE TOOL MAY BE playing the VOODOOFESTIVAL on SAMHAIN! Of course, this doesn’t take into consideration a grey goo scenario involving self-replicating nanobots, VY Canis Majoris going hypernova, or even the more likely stumbling block of anthropogenic global warming from too many advanced personal vaporizers (APVs) using propylene glycol, which is NOT the main ingredient in antifreeze. There is also some talk about MORE SHOWS, but nothing ** ****** ** and, ***** *******at this time. So, keep your toes crossed.

Obviously a lot undecoded in this paragraph, but who cares since it seems to just be about the shows that have already been announced at this point, so let's move on...