Spokane, WA, Dec 7th, 2007 "A date which will live in infamy."

Maynard got it right, in this average of average most american city (sampled demographically as such by large corporations) most of the people here are drunk bastards, accurately likened to midwesterners from Kentucky. HEE HAW!

Anyway, Spokane was blessed by the religious experince which was a large arena show performed by Tool. Fuck the drunk idiots who make up the largest portion of a Spotucky audience. Tool has obviously opened up their 5th, 6th, 7th, and 8th level neuro-circuits as indicated by the Eight Circuits of Conciousness - as opposed to most of this average American Spokane audience which have not evolved past their own 2nd level emotional circuitry, evidenced by the territorial and emotional responses stimulated by consumption of alcoholic beverages.

The show itself was a good trip. Thanks be to Tool for being a visonary rock band.

Peace the fuck out.

Kevin Oliver
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