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03-30-2007, 08:17 AM

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Opiate Son wins Rookie of the Thread. *applause, shiney object is dispensed*

You all want to know what i asked Santa for this Christmas?
Shotguns. Big. Hairy. Shotguns.

If tool was going to give us a hoax album, they would have filled the case with sand, making you go back to the store to pick up the real album on the day.

This, if admitted to now, is career suicide.

I don't know if you guys know this, but there was a really long tour in place, and people payed good money, and money isn't free, so, all the real fans would get pissed and be like ''fuck tool, i'm not buying anything else from those dicks.''

Thus ending the greatest musical careers since... ever for a stupid joke.
SCORE!!!! I can't wait to see some dumbass try to argue this point, well played Jevons!
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Old 03-30-2007, 08:17 AM   #123
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Re: 10,000 Days is still a hoax

Quote:
Originally Posted by jevons View Post
Opiate Son wins Rookie of the Thread. *applause, shiney object is dispensed*

You all want to know what i asked Santa for this Christmas?
Shotguns. Big. Hairy. Shotguns.

If tool was going to give us a hoax album, they would have filled the case with sand, making you go back to the store to pick up the real album on the day.

This, if admitted to now, is career suicide.

I don't know if you guys know this, but there was a really long tour in place, and people payed good money, and money isn't free, so, all the real fans would get pissed and be like ''fuck tool, i'm not buying anything else from those dicks.''

Thus ending the greatest musical careers since... ever for a stupid joke.
SCORE!!!! I can't wait to see some dumbass try to argue this point, well played Jevons!
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