Hey! That is exactly what this is all about! I already said that I was trying to decide whether or not I had any business listening anymore. Kind of asking around to see if anyone had any ideas as to whether or not Tool took all this occult stuff seriously or not, and even if not, whether it was still a wise thing to joke about.
Not sure what I *quoted* about Sabbath, but this IS part of my research. (What I mentioned about Sabbath came right from the band, though. An interview on TV the other week about Sabbath and Zeppelin and their influence on heavy metal).

Also, you mentioned the common modern interpretation of the Bible. What is it that you claim to know? What exactly is the uncommon or archaic interpretation of the Bible? I am VERY eager to hear this answer, since I've been chastised about quoting random things...