The hidden song is quite easy to play or locate, but locating a VINYL that contains it is nearly impossible. When the RIAA issues certifications (silver, gold, platinum), they usually come in a big ol nice frame. Blaire showed a picture guys. Jeez. The RIAA Silver certification issues of Ænima that were presented to band members, recording staff, and close friends. Blair gave you guys a picture of the damn thing. It DOES exist. It is NOT an april fools joke.