kmg1171

I personally think both are hilarious. The first one is great because it's longer and it has some hilarious lines ("You wanna know something? FUCK you! I want your balls SMASHED! Eat SHIT! BASTARD!" and the translation "Die, bastard, and go suck dicks on a plane!") and also how he keeps going on about how he's going to "die outta cancer, I promise!". But the second one is also funny because the Italian guy's insults are so pathetic (When he says "You...you SUCK!!" because he can't think of anything to say), and I always laugh when he says "Have you ever been trying to take a nap? My heart beats too fast because I'm thinking of your fucking ugly face!) and "Ugggh...you really hurted me Ohhh you really hurt me!" And of course the background music that makes it sound like a love song and the birds singing just makes it even funnier.