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Maynardism

"Is it raining yet? No? Well turn that frown upside down and during deviant sex let me pee in your mouth"

"Thank you, thank you!!! Geez, it's like pulling teeth - THANK YOU!!!

Anyway, I had great seats - 100 feet from the stage. Really great show.

Now, for the funny part. Some dude gives my sister a backstage pass and she comes running back to me screaming about how she got me the greatest gift ever.....long story short, I don't have tits so they weren't letting me in to meet the band. Turns out my sister and wife get in and meet Maynard (some dude Todd escorts them into the dressing room). My sister is a country music fan and could care less who Maynard is so she asks to hold maynards dog (he has one of those small friggin paris hilton sized dogs) and he lets her hold the dog while my wife tells him how she also makes her own wine and how great the concert is - yada, yada, yada - meanwhile I am sitting in the fucking rain waiting for them.

All because I don't have tits. Anyway, great momento for my wife and sister. She said Maynard really is a short fucker.

Great show, nothing more to say - every other band is just gravy.

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