Alrighty then,
Picture this if you will:

Began at 2 am and I am fueled by eating up an entire box of krispy kremes
I might eat enough [?] as I saw Area 51,
Contemplating the multitudes of people taken against a flaming stone
Then it split the sky like right open, I never expected to see a place like this
Anyway, I pulled up besides my dog and then something landed on my bergenstocks and me yelping:

"Holy fuckin' shit" x6

Then the x-files began with like some kinda blue-green jagged ship
[?] breath that reeked [?] i'm not making this up
Ba-b-ab--a-ba-ba- something about my bug eyes
My gaping jaw and my steady lower and upper lip and all I could think was
I hope Uncle [?] here doesn't notice that I pissed my fucking pants.

So alive, this way, like an apparition and they had me crying out:
"Fuck me. It's gotta be. A Deadhead. Killin' Spree."
The bottom gobbled up on top of me.
It's got me seeing E motherfucking T.

And after calming me down with some orange slices and some needle spooning, the ET revealed to me his singular purpose he said:
"You are the chosen one. The one who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who should choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not."

Me.. the chosen one?
They chose me, and I didn't even graduate from fucking high school.

You'd better...
You'd better...
You'd better...
You'd better listen.

Then he looked right through me
With somniferous almond eyes
Don't even know what that means
Must remember to write it down
This is so real
Like the time they floated away
See, my heart is burning
Cause this shit never happens to me

...can't breathe.....
......right now......

It was so real, like I woke up in wonderland
It was also a bit terrifying, I don't wanna be all alone
When I tell this story, and can anyone tell me why?
It was a repeat experience? Will I ever be coming down?
This is so real. Finally it's my lucky day.
See my heart is racing. Cause this shit never happens to me.

I can't breathe.... right now.

You believe me don't you?
Please believe what I just said
See them telling children,
And this wasn't all in my head
See they took them by the hand
And inivted me right in
Then they showed me somethin'
I don't even know where to begin

Strapped down on my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive, or am I dead?
Can't remember what they said
God damn, I shit the bed


High.
High..
Up above the sky
High, I, I - I - I - I - I
High..
High...

Overwhelmed as one would be, when placed in my position
Such a heavy burden now to be.. the one
Born to bare and read you all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see
But I forgot my pen.
Shit, my bad...again. Typical.

Strapped down on my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive or am I dead?
Sunkist and sudafed.
Gyroscopes and infrared
Won't help the braindead
Can't remember what they said
God damn, I shit the bed.

I can't remember what they said.. to me
Cant remember what they said to make me out to be a hero
I can't remember what they said

Cant remember what they said.

Don't know, won't know (x12)
God damn, I shit the bed [shouldn't have been?]