Thread: 2006/05/16 - Toronto, CAN - Hummingbird Centre
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Old 04-24-2006, 08:25 AM   #891
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Re: 2006/05/16 - Toronto, CAN - Hummingbird Centre
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Originally Posted by sianspheric
So on Friday at the Jays game at the Rogers Centre, I met a scalper and tonight in exchange for a pair of tickets, we had sex. He told me he had tickets and to call his cell, and I did.

It was horrible, he was 300lbs and as oily as a Samoan, his apartment was dirty and smelled of lilac. It really hurts to walk right now, but I got tickets...balcony tickets. '

going to see Tool, yay.


Wow! You must look pretty hot considering he could have had any whore for a fraction of the price of a pair of tickets. Did your mother teach you that trick or are you a boy?
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