Anon-Imus

For all of you going to this show in our homestate, I wish you the best. I'm not going, cuz my wife is still mad about me sneaking off to Richmond earlier this month. Huntington will be wild. There will definately be a wafting of substance in the air, as we in rural areas like to escape reality, as we have just enough money to do so, but not enough to relocate.
If i were "ya'll," I would pray the show isn't sold out. We are known for when WV citizens congregate in large quantities, we tend to burn couches and try to tear things down like goal posts, especially you northerners.
Luckily for everyone, most of the police were with the National Guard and sent to Iraq. Partay Time!