I find it hard to believe this fire was the bands fualt. Pin it on natural disasters then next thing happens next God will be getting a subpoena in court.
<God> damnit!!! I hate going to court!!! I am so fucking gay anda looser, or something, like omg.
<Gods gay little butt fiend> lets fuck.
<God> alright.

Thus the flaming asshole of god caused a natural disaster to strike and burn your coffee table.


Whats wrong with using god's name in vain?