Originally Posted by little bozzio

*poaste jumper*

Okay. I see it like this:

We go to Costco and buy like 50 Hulkster Grills. We paint em all (FDA approved!) lime green.
Then we take a picture of Mickey holding one of his dogs in a nice setting. Cue in the sound of a sizzling grill. Maybe some waves and a cool song in the background.
Voice over of Mickey saying;
" Tired a eatin' at just any flea-bitten Diner, people. Aren't ya'll just tired o' that crap.
Well, if you're like me, u probably want to just stay home with the pets, y'know.
But you still want sometum' better than take out. Am I right!?
Well, folkes, you want the Wrestler. You'll never wanna eat out again.
You got Mickey's guarantee. It's one hot little doggie!"

We don't even need to tell Mickey or the Hulkster.
When we get sued, we'll just pout and tell em' we're Canadians, eh.
We didn't know, we're just trying to feed our pets. So, fuck off.

C Win/Win bcause by then we'll have made a secret deal with Proctor & Gamble