I mean isn't it always "read through the lines" with them?

They talk about aliens, yes, they talk about spooning with ET.
Acid or other hallucinagens seem to be implyed with the slice of orange part, but
"This shit never happens to me" says to me that it's the first success after many failed attempts at projecting. Because when you're tripping ....this kinda shit happens all the time.
Tied down to "MY" bed means to me that he's at home.
Not sure why he's doing his "PEANUTS" dance either.
But I'm pretty sure that if he was given a message about "the details of our ending" it wouldn't be from Aliens.....Maybe acid, but not aliens.
My guess is .........