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06-30-2006, 06:11 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by 4degrees_under_fire
Here's what I'm hearing through this song:

Alrighty then... Picture this if you will.

Began at 2am
Actually eating me up a box of Krispy Kremes
At my need to know post just outside Area 51
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thing
When just then a flaming, stealth banana split the sky like, woah, wide open
Never expected to see it in a place like this.
I do believe I put 'n' spilled a diamond sundae right on my Birkenstocks
Then he yelled at me, "Holy fucking shit!"

("Fuck you!" x7)

Then the X-Files being
who looked like some kind of blue-green Jacki Chan
With Issabella Rossillini lips and breath that reeked
did a wicked jump there also while making the sound a-banana-da-banana
And that's when I opened up my bug eyes,
My gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip
And all I could think was,
"I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fuckin' pants."

So alive this way.
Like an apparition,
He had me cryin' out,
"Fuck me!
It's gotta be
Deadhead
Chemistry!
The bottom got right on top of me!
Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T!"

And after calming me down with some orange slices
And some fetal spooning, ET revealed to me his singular purpose.
He said, "You are the Chosen One;
The One who will deliver the message.
A message of hope for those who choose to hear it
And a warning for those who do not."
Me. The Chosen One.
They chose me, and I didn't graduate from fuckin' high school.

You'd better
You'd better
You'd better
You'd better listen

Then he looked right through me
With somniforous almond eyes
Don't even know what that means
Must remember to write it down
This is so real
Like the time they floated away
See my heart? It is pounding
'Cause this shit never happens to me

I can't breathe right now!

This is so real
Like I woke up in Wonderland
All sorta terrifying
I don't wanna be all alone
When I tell this story
And can anyone tell me why
It was a repeat experience?
Will I ever be coming down?
This is so real
Finally it's my lucky day
See my heart? It is racing
'Cause this shit never happens to me

I can't breathe right now!

You believe me, don't you?
Please believe what I just said!
See them telling children
And this wasn't all in my head.
See, ET took ahold of my hand
And invited me right in
And they showed me something
I don't even know where to begin.

Strapped down on my bed
Feet cold 'n' eyes red
'N' I'm out of my head
Am I alive, am I dead?
Can't remember what they said
God damn, shit the bed!

Hey, hey...
High...

Overwhelmed as one would be
Placed in my position
Such a heavy burden out to be the one
Born to bear and read you all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see

But I forgot my pen
Shit the bed again
Typical

Strapped down on my bed
Feet cold 'n' eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive, am I dead?
Sunkist 'n' Sudafed
Gyrascopes 'n' infrared
Won't help, braindead
Can't remember what they said
God damn, shit the bed

I can't remember what they said to me
Can't remember what they said
To make me out to be a hero
Can't remember what he said
God help me
Can't remember what he said

Don't know, won't know (x12)

God damn, shit the bed!
close.. but i think it's more like this

Alrighty then
Picture this if you will

10 to 2 AM
And actually eating up an old box of Krispy Kremes
At my need-to-know post.
Just outside Area 51
Contemplating the whole chosen people thing
When a flaming stealth banana split the sky like, wide open.
I never expected to see it in a place like this.
I do believe I spilled a diamond sundae
Or something wet on my Birkenstocks
And [you're yelping]
Holy fucking shit

Then the x-file beings who were like
some kind of blue-grey [Jackie Chan]
With Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked
[They're wicked-shot terrorists all while making the sound]
abananadabanana so when I opened up my bug eyes, my gaping jaw and my sweaty lower and upper lip
And all I could think was
I hope that my partner here doesn't notice
that I pissed my fucking pants

So alive in this way
Like an apparition
You have me crying out
Fuck me
It's got to be
Dead head
Chemistry
The blotter got
On top of me
Got me seeing
E mother-fucking T

And after calming me down with some orange slices
And some fetal spooning
The ET revealed to me his singular purpose
He said you are the chosen one
The one who'll deliver the message
A message of hope for those who chose to hear it
And a warning for those who do not
Me, the chosen one, they chose me
And I didn't graduate from fucking high school

You had better...
You had better...
You had better...
You had better listen

When he looked right through me
With somniferous almond eyes
Don't even know what that means
Must remember to write it down
This is SO REAL
Like the time they floated away
See, my heart is pounding
Cause this shit never happens to me

I can't breathe right now

It was so real
Like I woke up in Wonderland
All sort of terrifying
I don't want to be all alone
When I tell the story
And can anyone tell me why
It was a repeat experience
will I ever be coming down
This is so real
Finally it's my lucky day
See my heart is racing
Cause this shit never happens to me

I can't breathe right now

You believe me don't you
Please believe what I just said
See they're telling the truth
And this wasn't all in my head
See they took me by the hand
And invited me right in
Then they showed me something
I don't even know where to begin

Strapped down to my bed
Feet cold, eyes red
I'm out my head
Am I alive? am I dead?
Can't remember what they said
God damn shit the bed

hey hey

Overwhelmed as one would be placed in my position
Such a heavy burden now to be the one
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see
But I forgot my pen shit the bed again
Typical

Strapped down to my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive am I dead
Sunkist and Sudafed
Gyroscopes and infrared
won't help the brain dead
Can't remember what they said

God damn shit the bed

I Can't remember what they said to me
Can't remember what they said to make me out to be A HERO
I can't remember what they said
Can't remember what they said

Don't know, Wont Know (repeated 12 times)

God damn shit the bed

Last edited by jack's ennui; 06-30-2006 at 06:14 AM..
Old 06-30-2006, 06:11 AM   #807
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Re: 08 - Rosetta Stoned lyrics

Quote:
Originally Posted by 4degrees_under_fire
Here's what I'm hearing through this song:

Alrighty then... Picture this if you will.

Began at 2am
Actually eating me up a box of Krispy Kremes
At my need to know post just outside Area 51
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thing
When just then a flaming, stealth banana split the sky like, woah, wide open
Never expected to see it in a place like this.
I do believe I put 'n' spilled a diamond sundae right on my Birkenstocks
Then he yelled at me, "Holy fucking shit!"

("Fuck you!" x7)

Then the X-Files being
who looked like some kind of blue-green Jacki Chan
With Issabella Rossillini lips and breath that reeked
did a wicked jump there also while making the sound a-banana-da-banana
And that's when I opened up my bug eyes,
My gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip
And all I could think was,
"I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fuckin' pants."

So alive this way.
Like an apparition,
He had me cryin' out,
"Fuck me!
It's gotta be
Deadhead
Chemistry!
The bottom got right on top of me!
Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T!"

And after calming me down with some orange slices
And some fetal spooning, ET revealed to me his singular purpose.
He said, "You are the Chosen One;
The One who will deliver the message.
A message of hope for those who choose to hear it
And a warning for those who do not."
Me. The Chosen One.
They chose me, and I didn't graduate from fuckin' high school.

You'd better
You'd better
You'd better
You'd better listen

Then he looked right through me
With somniforous almond eyes
Don't even know what that means
Must remember to write it down
This is so real
Like the time they floated away
See my heart? It is pounding
'Cause this shit never happens to me

I can't breathe right now!

This is so real
Like I woke up in Wonderland
All sorta terrifying
I don't wanna be all alone
When I tell this story
And can anyone tell me why
It was a repeat experience?
Will I ever be coming down?
This is so real
Finally it's my lucky day
See my heart? It is racing
'Cause this shit never happens to me

I can't breathe right now!

You believe me, don't you?
Please believe what I just said!
See them telling children
And this wasn't all in my head.
See, ET took ahold of my hand
And invited me right in
And they showed me something
I don't even know where to begin.

Strapped down on my bed
Feet cold 'n' eyes red
'N' I'm out of my head
Am I alive, am I dead?
Can't remember what they said
God damn, shit the bed!

Hey, hey...
High...

Overwhelmed as one would be
Placed in my position
Such a heavy burden out to be the one
Born to bear and read you all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see

But I forgot my pen
Shit the bed again
Typical

Strapped down on my bed
Feet cold 'n' eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive, am I dead?
Sunkist 'n' Sudafed
Gyrascopes 'n' infrared
Won't help, braindead
Can't remember what they said
God damn, shit the bed

I can't remember what they said to me
Can't remember what they said
To make me out to be a hero
Can't remember what he said
God help me
Can't remember what he said

Don't know, won't know (x12)

God damn, shit the bed!
close.. but i think it's more like this

Alrighty then
Picture this if you will

10 to 2 AM
And actually eating up an old box of Krispy Kremes
At my need-to-know post.
Just outside Area 51
Contemplating the whole chosen people thing
When a flaming stealth banana split the sky like, wide open.
I never expected to see it in a place like this.
I do believe I spilled a diamond sundae
Or something wet on my Birkenstocks
And [you're yelping]
Holy fucking shit

Then the x-file beings who were like
some kind of blue-grey [Jackie Chan]
With Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked
[They're wicked-shot terrorists all while making the sound]
abananadabanana so when I opened up my bug eyes, my gaping jaw and my sweaty lower and upper lip
And all I could think was
I hope that my partner here doesn't notice
that I pissed my fucking pants

So alive in this way
Like an apparition
You have me crying out
Fuck me
It's got to be
Dead head
Chemistry
The blotter got
On top of me
Got me seeing
E mother-fucking T

And after calming me down with some orange slices
And some fetal spooning
The ET revealed to me his singular purpose
He said you are the chosen one
The one who'll deliver the message
A message of hope for those who chose to hear it
And a warning for those who do not
Me, the chosen one, they chose me
And I didn't graduate from fucking high school

You had better...
You had better...
You had better...
You had better listen

When he looked right through me
With somniferous almond eyes
Don't even know what that means
Must remember to write it down
This is SO REAL
Like the time they floated away
See, my heart is pounding
Cause this shit never happens to me

I can't breathe right now

It was so real
Like I woke up in Wonderland
All sort of terrifying
I don't want to be all alone
When I tell the story
And can anyone tell me why
It was a repeat experience
will I ever be coming down
This is so real
Finally it's my lucky day
See my heart is racing
Cause this shit never happens to me

I can't breathe right now

You believe me don't you
Please believe what I just said
See they're telling the truth
And this wasn't all in my head
See they took me by the hand
And invited me right in
Then they showed me something
I don't even know where to begin

Strapped down to my bed
Feet cold, eyes red
I'm out my head
Am I alive? am I dead?
Can't remember what they said
God damn shit the bed

hey hey

Overwhelmed as one would be placed in my position
Such a heavy burden now to be the one
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see
But I forgot my pen shit the bed again
Typical

Strapped down to my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive am I dead
Sunkist and Sudafed
Gyroscopes and infrared
won't help the brain dead
Can't remember what they said

God damn shit the bed

I Can't remember what they said to me
Can't remember what they said to make me out to be A HERO
I can't remember what they said
Can't remember what they said

Don't know, Wont Know (repeated 12 times)

God damn shit the bed

Last edited by jack's ennui; 06-30-2006 at 06:14 AM..
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