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Old 07-24-2019, 08:24 PM   #1
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Let me know when you fall asleep

Let me know when you fall asleep
So I can place 17 nickels on the bedroom dresser
And 10 dimes on the kitchen counter
Let me put on my shirt and walk the length of the corridor and back, barefoot and all
I'll take the step stool from the kitchen and place it in the living room, right next to the other step stool and stand on it four times
Let me know where my shoes are so I'll have them when I need them, in the morning, to put on my feet after I've put socks on those same feet
Let me tell you about these socks for a moment
They are not just any socks you see
They are stitched from several distinct fabrics, of various colors, and textures
They are stitched just right to conform to the shape of the foot, and conform they do, very well
Let me know where I can find these socks, so I can buy them, when I need them
The view from up here is nice
Let me know when you're about to wake
So I can take one nickel off the top of the seventeen and flip it 15 times
If tails wins out I'll kiss you on the forehead
If heads on the hand
Tones on Tail
Hurry
Did you know it takes roughly 36 seconds to flip a nickel 15 times?
I didn't, and still don't
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