gonzo

In a deep, dark forest there are two adult trees arguing about the genus of a sapling struggling to grow way below them.
One tree is a Beech, and one is a Birch.
Beech tree says, " I think it's a son of a beech."
Birch replies, " No. Son of a birch."
This gets repeated all morning, until a woodpecker comes along and lands on the sapling.
To settle the argument, the adult trees decide to ask the woodpecker his opinion.
They say, " Is it a son of a beech, or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker, spitting wood chips, answers,
" You're both wrong! This is the best piece of ash I've had my pecker in all morning."
Ergot...my favorite Tool album is the one I've got my nose in right now.

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