The Pipe Bomb quote is from something that happened in my hometown of 35,000 people.

One quite morning (5a.m.)ish @ Ohio University,in Little Ol' Athens,OH.
There was a Bicycle left outside a bus stop.The bike had a sticker on it that read "This bike is a pipe bomb".The local authorties found this bike and thought that there could possibly be a pipe bomb inside the bicycle.
Well, Athens doesn't have a bomb squad so the police called the Columbus bomb squad and had them drive an Hour and a half to dismantle this pipe bomb supposedly inside this bike.
Well there was no bomb inside the bike and it was later found out that the sticker was a band sticker.
A flordia band named....This bike is a pipebomb.
The grad student who owned the bike lost his bike...aka it was destroyed.
He was charged with some sort of offense
and it's still pending whether or not he'll have to pay the thousands it cost for the bomb squad visit.

Oh, gotta love America!