Inners Dick

[Inner_Eulogy]

I'm not so tall and my dick is really small,
sometimes I wonder if I have a dick at all.
Would you be so kind as to find it for me,
perhaps I need some glasses so I can see.
Maybe my dick got homesick and ran away,
maybe my dick decided that he wanted to be gay.
Is he vacationing on the beach down in Cancun,
or is he playing checkers in the amazon with a wild baboon.
That bastard is probably fucking some 50yr old prostitute,
right after he gambled at the casino and lost all my loot.
Who the fuck knows my dick - have you seen him,
let me know if you do because I really need him.
I'll introduce the two of you and you can say hi,
and for bringing him back you can even have a free ride.

[Rolo]

^
lol

[AcidRain]

thats good, but if your dick is a bastard then wouldn't you be one too?

[Inner_Eulogy]

thats good, but if your dick is a bastard then wouldn't you be one too?

Nah, he's got a mind of his own. I just kind of tossed that together in 5min. I thought it was pretty funny myself.

[Mari Jaine]

Funny. You should post that in the poetry section too.

[Inner_Eulogy]

Funny. You should post that in the poetry section too.

Nah, I never go there really. It was meant more as a joke than actual poetry anyways.

[Mari Jaine]

I know, I was joking. But it would be funny if they saw it in there, in the midst of serious stuff.

[Tool_Is_Sick]

LOL! at Inner's awesome stanza of brilliance. Your fuckin awesome for that one dude.

[Inner_Eulogy]

LOL! at Inner's awesome stanza of brilliance. Your fuckin awesome for that one dude.

heh heh

[guitarguru85]

nice, it reminds me of...there once was a man from nantucket...

[Master_Of_Nothing]

lmao, that is brilliant. You do have some awesome lyrical skills

[Inner_Eulogy]

lmao, that is brilliant. You do have some awesome lyrical skills

lol, that was something I just threw together in like 5min

[MrMiffMoff]

lol yea its funny but its not poetry-worthy... gj for a 5 min rhyme :P

[Inner_Eulogy]

lol yea its funny but its not poetry-worthy... gj for a 5 min rhyme :P

Thanks for the obvious input. I never claimed it to be poetry nor a masterpiece in the works. I typed it out in like 5min as a joke. I was probably high when I did it.

[irelandish]

ROFL Bloody brilliant piece of lyrics there, better than a U2 song, right up there with maynard himself lol