Pure Rage

[Peanut's Parents]

What is wrong with most of you people, I've seen at least three profiles that say LAMC is thier least fav TOOL song. If any song of TOOL's should get you engerized, it's this one.


The rage that builds with each beat, slowly, slowly becoming pissed off for having to call this piece of shit line that keeps fucking with him. I love it, it's meant to get on your nerves. Thats why its great, it accomplishs the job that they set out to do.

I don't know about you guys, but there is not one TOOL song that i don't love, and learn from.

LAMC; 35 beats of Pure Rage geniusly crafted around a common task.

Thank you Maynard, Adam, Justin, and Danny, and to whoever the lady was that did the voice. Thank you.

[slamminsalmon]

it does get very intense, but its not really even a song

[orangeisgoood]

if i wanna get pissed i don't listen tool...i have lots of other stuff for that. tool is rather mellow. imo.

[Hodge]

this track is fucking lame

[orangeisgoood]

^^ i agree.

[Tool_Is_Sick]

Least Favorite Tool Song: L.A.M.C.

FUCK THIS SONG OMG!
I promised my mother that I would never listen to this song ever again. EVER!

HAVE A HAPPY DAY!!

[miketh74]

^Must agree.^

If there is such a thing as a lame Tool song, this would be it.

[bbeyer]

yeah what the hell were they thinkin recording this crap? its one of danny doodling things with his analog synthesizers and drum pads that they decided to record or something. hes pretty crazy with all that synth stuff. whether or not i like all of it is debatable.

[Rolo]

Trrrr, trrrr....<click>

- Danny Carey speaking....

- Hey Dan, Maynard here.

- What's up, man.

- I finally figured out how we can fill up that Salival CD.

- I'm all ears. Give it to me.

- Well, i got this idea with a telephone call to some sort of government institution. You know; "press one, press two, etc, etc". Then put in a beat starting from one and add up just one at the time. I think we can fill it up to about seven minutes.

- Sounds interesting! But we need some more. Can't we stretch it to ten minutes?

- Well.....i could put in a bonus track after a short silence?

- Perfect! Any hidden stuff?

- Nah! They'll find something anyway. Don't pressure yourself on this one.

- O.K. see in a short while, then. We'll work this out.

- See ya!

<click>

[miketh74]

^ :) ) ^

Too funny......but I could see that.

[miketh74]

Jesus, you people.

LAMC stands for Los Angeles Municipal Court.

I.E., a place you'd only want to go once.

Sorta like this song.

Also, gee... why was there such a big gap between Ænima and Lateralus?

Oh yeah... LEGAL PROCEEDINGS.

/thread

Exactly. They needed to put some bread on the table somehow.

[iAMtheMA!]

wasn't the beat pattern a message to communicate with possible alien-life outta seti?

1
12
123
1234

the track, if thought lame, is underappreciated. imo.

[*~*»¤«(Đispositioñ)»¤«*~*]

I think it was well done albeit annoying as hell.

[Tool_Is_Sick]

If you visit the LA municipal court room..after you leave..you will say to yourself.."Fuck i dont wanna go back in that fuckin room again...damn stupid ass people."

If you listen to L.A.M.C. once..you will say to yourself..."Fuck this song is annoying as hell and i never wanna listen to this shit again."

[*~*»¤«(Đispositioñ)»¤«*~*]

The LAMC is almost exactly like the DMV in that sense... That brings Primus to memory.

[Mari Jaine]

It's pretty funny actually, but not something to listen to all the time.

[*~*»¤«(Đispositioñ)»¤«*~*]

Or ever.

[Tool_Is_Sick]

That's what I said earlier.

Sorry sir. I wont step on your toe again.

[*~*»¤«(Đispositioñ)»¤«*~*]

He just had surgery on that toe, it's still in a little pain.
Don't fucking let it happen again

[Rolo]

I don't think Rivek has a toe that hasn't been stepped on. I'm surprised that he has any toes at all.

[*~*»¤«(Đispositioñ)»¤«*~*]

One time I stubbed my toe and only cried for 10 minutes.

[Tool_Is_Sick]

Key word: ONLY..haha what a bitch.

[*~*»¤«(Đispositioñ)»¤«*~*]

It's usually for like 30 minutes... and this was a particularly bad stub. But I manned up and stopped crying shortly after the stubbing took place.

[miketh74]

The LAMC is almost exactly like the DMV in that sense... That brings Primus to memory.

DMV is a great Primus song. That and Del Davis' Tree Farm. I'm still crying about them breaking up.

[Rolo]

.......for questions regarding "STEPPING ON TOES", press 9.

[miketh74]

for questions regarding "Rivek is a whiny bitch", press 0.

Cracks you up......press 1
Sarcastic......press 2

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