Right in two lyrics...What I think it says.

[Reven]

This is what is listed on the website, the end of the song.

Angels on the sideline again,
[Mixing love / Benched along] with patience and reason.
Angels on the sideline again,
Wondering where this tug of war will end.

[Cutting it all right in two
/ Cut it all right in two]
/ Cutting our love right in two]


This is my version of what it sounds like...

Angels on the sideline again,
picture law with patience and reason.
Angels on the sideline again,
Wondering where this tug of war will end.

Cutting it right, it all, right in two.
Cutting it right, it all, right in two.
Cutting it right, it all, right in two. Right in two..... right in two

I could be way off lol, but thats what it soulds like to me.

[Inner_Eulogy]

This is what is listed on the website, the end of the song.

Angels on the sideline again,
[Mixing love / Benched along] with patience and reason.
Angels on the sideline again,
Wondering where this tug of war will end.

[Cutting it all right in two
/ Cut it all right in two]
/ Cutting our love right in two]


This is my version of what it sounds like...

Angels on the sideline again,
picture law with patience and reason.
Angels on the sideline again,
Wondering where this tug of war will end.

Cutting it right, it all, right in two.
Cutting it right, it all, right in two.
Cutting it right, it all, right in two. Right in two..... right in two

I could be way off lol, but thats what it soulds like to me.

In case you didn't notice, there's a whole other section for posts like this where you can argue till your little fingers are blue about what the lyrics are.

[Cheesegreater]

Yeah he's right, but I commend you for hearing "picture" which I've always heard. However, I believe it's "Picture LOVE with patience and reason."

[Reven]

Damn I'm sorry cool guy I didn't see it so THANKS A BUNCH FOR YOU INFO!!!

[Reven]

Damn I'm sorry cool guy I didn't see it so THANKS A BUNCH FOR YOU INFO!!!

And thanks Cheesegreater for some real imput, I would say that "Love" works good too lol.

[Inner_Eulogy]

Damn I'm sorry cool guy I didn't see it so THANKS A BUNCH FOR YOU INFO!!!

And thank you for recognizing how DAMN COOL I am

[Tool_Is_Sick]

Hi Stynx...Im happy to see that youve had a sex change since you were banned...haha

[Tool_Is_Sick]

Wow man....just wow..

I honestly feel bad for you...your a pathetic fuckin loser. You seriously are....

25.15 posts per days explains why I bring this information forward...holy shit.

[Tool_Is_Sick]

Yeah...I definately see you enjoying yourself in your pink padded room.. Just please...cancel your accounts and always remember...its down the river not over the bridge.

[Alex in Chains]

Picture of impatience and reason.

[๖ۣۜThe Stove๖ۣۜ]

Benched along with patience & reason. The angels are on the sideline. They're sitting this one out. They got benched.

[Inner_Eulogy]

Benched along with patience & reason. The angels are on the sideline. They're sitting this one out. They got benched.

Exactly

[T00LFAN121]

Here is my interpretation:

Angels on the sideline.
Puzzled and amused.
Why did Father give these humans free will?
Now, we're all confused.

Don't these talking monkeys know that
Eden has enough to go around?
Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys.
Where there's one you're bound to divide it.

Right in two.

Angels on the sideline.
Baffled and confused.
Father blessed them all with reason.
And this is what they choose?

Monkey killing, monkey killing, monkey over the
pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they forge a blade,
and where there's one they're bound to divide it.

Right in two.

Monkey killing, monkey killing, monkey over the pieces of
the ground.
Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club, and beat
their brother down.
How they survive so misguided is a mystery.
Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to
lift an eye to Heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here.

Cut it all, right in two.

Fight 'till they die, over rain, over sky.
They fight over light; over ground, over anything.
Over love, over sun, over blood.
They fight 'till they die, over words, over writings.

Angels on the sideline, again.
Benched along with patience and reason.
Angels on the sideline, again.
Wondering when this tug of war will end.

Cut it all, right in two.

[Inner_Eulogy]

Here is my interpretation:

Angels on the sideline.
Puzzled and amused.
Why did Father give these humans free will?
Now, we're all confused.

Don't these talking monkeys know that
Eden has enough to go around?
Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys.
Where there's one you're bound to divide it.

Right in two.

Angels on the sideline.
Baffled and confused.
Father blessed them all with reason.
And this is what they choose?

Monkey killing, monkey killing, monkey over the
pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they forge a blade,
and where there's one they're bound to divide it.

Right in two.

Monkey killing, monkey killing, monkey over the pieces of
the ground.
Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club, and beat
their brother down.
How they survive so misguided is a mystery.
Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to
lift an eye to Heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here.

Cut it all, right in two.

Fight 'till they die, over rain, over sky.
They fight over light; over ground, over anything.
Over love, over sun, over blood.
They fight 'till they die, over words, over writings.

Angels on the sideline, again.
Benched along with patience and reason.
Angels on the sideline, again.
Wondering when this tug of war will end.

Cut it all, right in two.

Wrong

[ufopancakes]

Wrong

One must always assume that Inner is omnipotent. If he says its wrong, then by golly its wrong.

"The pot is about smoking dope and getting really baked"

INNER HAS SPOKEN!

[Nong]

One must always assume that Inner is omnipotent. If he says its wrong, then by golly its wrong.

"The pot is about smoking dope and getting really baked"

INNER HAS SPOKEN!

LoL. Let's recap.

About Jambi...

I also do not think it's "jambi eyes", I looked up the pronunciation and it sounds like jahm-bee. I do agree that he says 3 things though, but I cannot tell which is when. The 2nd one definately starts with a J but "jam my eyes" just sounds wierd.

What do you all think?

I thought the one part was "you're my piece of mind, my home, my saturn, I'm just trying to hold on"

Divided, I'm witherin' away
Divided I wither away

<smacks Dambuster in the face>

NEW ANNOUNCEMENT 6/19/06: The new band Tool with their new record titled 10,000 Days has been recently cited as recommending that fucking morons and the hearing impaired not bother listening to this album.

IT IS "DIVIDED I'M WITHERIN' AWAY....DIVIDED, I WITHER AWAY"

Buy some Q-Tips at your local grocery store

It's not "no person"....it's definately either No Pressure or No Pleasure could hold sway, or justify my kneeling away my (center/sinner)...although I think it's center..it makes more sense and goes along with fulcrum.


When the official Jambi lyrics were released...

I'm aware of that but a couple of those lyrics were definately incorrect, not to mention he could have "possibly" just typed that up himself. Many on here have claimed to "know something others do not" or that they "have the correct information or lyrics". I guess I'm just being a pessimist.

Not trying to pick on Inner, but obviously he's made mistakes in the past about lyrics. All that said, I agree with him though. The above is wrong. Here's what I've got so far.

Angels on the sideline.
Puzzled and amused.
Why did Father give these humans free will?
Now, they're all confused.

Don't these talking monkeys know that
Eden has enough to go around?
Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys,
where there's one you're bound to divide...

Right in two.

Angels on the sideline.
Baffled and confused.
Father blessed them all with reason,
and this is what they choose?

Monkey killing, monkey killing, monkey over the
pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they forge a blade,
and where there's one they're bound to divide it...

Right in two.

Monkey killing, monkey killing, monkey over the pieces of
the ground.
Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club, and beat
their brother down.
How they survive so misguided is a mystery.
Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to
lift an eye to Heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here.

(Cut it/Cutting) light and all, right in two.

Fight 'till they die, over earth, over sky.
They fight over light; over blood, over any lie.
Fight over love, over sun, over blood.
They fight 'till they die, over what?, over nothing.

Angels on the sideline, again.
Benched along with patience and reason.
Angels on the sideline, again.
Wondering when this tug of war will end.

(Cut it/Cutting) light and all, right in two.

[ufopancakes]

hahaha INNER WAS NEVER WRONG! TOOL WAS WRONG!!!

[Inner_Eulogy]

One must always assume that Inner is omnipotent. If he says its wrong, then by golly its wrong.

"The pot is about smoking dope and getting really baked"

INNER HAS SPOKEN!

You're a fucking idiot, and I'll bet you any-fuckin'-thing that you will never find a single post where I've said The Pot was abotu "smoking dope and getting really baked".

[Inner_Eulogy]

When the official Jambi lyrics were released....

I never claimed to be god, although I am much more often than not correct. A lot of times if I'm unsure I will say I'm unsure and on the rare occurences that I'm wrong, I at least have the balls to admit it.



Not trying to pick on Inner, but obviously he's made mistakes in the past about lyrics. All that said, I agree with him though. The above is wrong. Here's what I've got so far.

Angels on the sideline.
Puzzled and amused.
Why did Father give these humans free will?
Now, they're all confused.

Don't these talking monkeys know that
Eden has enough to go around?
Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys,
where there's one you're bound to divide...

Right in two.

Angels on the sideline.
Baffled and confused.
Father blessed them all with reason,
and this is what they choose?

Monkey killing, monkey killing, monkey over the
pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they forge a blade,
and where there's one they're bound to divide it...

Right in two.

Monkey killing, monkey killing, monkey over the pieces of
the ground.
Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club, and beat
their brother down.
How they survive so misguided is a mystery.
Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to
lift an eye to Heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here.

(Cut it/Cutting) light and all, right in two.

Fight 'till they die, over earth, over sky.
They fight over light; over blood, over any lie.
Fight over love, over sun, over blood.
They fight 'till they die, over what?, over nothing.

Angels on the sideline, again.
Benched along with patience and reason.
Angels on the sideline, again.
Wondering when this tug of war will end.

(Cut it/Cutting) light and all, right in two.

The only thing I disagree with is the chorus. I strongly do not believe that it's "light" theyr'e cutting. I just downloaded that live video recording last night so I'll take a listen at that tonight but as of now I'm sticking with "cuttin' our love, right in two"....or possibly law instead of love.

[Inner_Eulogy]

hahaha INNER WAS NEVER WRONG! TOOL WAS WRONG!!!

Damn straight, now don't forget your noosetie before work

[Nong]

I never claimed to be god, although I am much more often than not correct. A lot of times if I'm unsure I will say I'm unsure and on the rare occurences that I'm wrong, I at least have the balls to admit it.

Yeah man, just giving ya a little shit.


The only thing I disagree with is the chorus. I strongly do not believe that it's "light" theyr'e cutting. I just downloaded that live video recording last night so I'll take a listen at that tonight but as of now I'm sticking with "cuttin' our love, right in two"....or possibly law instead of love.

I keep hearing an 'ite' sound. I can't get our to sound like that no matter how I say it. I'm not Maynard though so....

[Throatrake]

"Gotta divide it all right in two"
???

[Tykash]

I'm all about the divide in the chorus guys.

[Tykash]

"Cut and divide it all right in two

[Inner_Eulogy]

"Cut and divide it all right in two

Yeah well, if you were cutting it up and dividing it, wouldn't that be sharing?

[eyedriht]

At first I always heard cutting our love right in two, but I think it kind of sounds more like cutting our world right in two. ??? just a guess.

[eyedriht]

it's just the way he fricken slurs it.. lmao... kudda na lorld right in two.. at least thats the best way I can type out what I'm hearing.

[Tykash]

Yeah well, if you were cutting it up and dividing it, wouldn't that be sharing?

Yeah, In a sence you would be sharing. But why are you not just cutting down the middle giving each side a piece and keeping separation?
the power that be (maynard) is fed up so he breaks down and calls for the simple sollution of "CUT IT (if you could visualize him frustrated and chopping his arm down then flailling his arms up and back while walking away in discust) "divide it all right in two"

Of course I'm not right but It's fun to dream

[Inner_Eulogy]

At first I always heard cutting our love right in two, but I think it kind of sounds more like cutting our world right in two. ??? just a guess.

Well, "cuttin' our love, right in two" is what I stand by firmly.

[5th Eye]

In case you didn't notice, there's a whole other section for posts like this where you can argue till your little fingers are blue about what the lyrics are.

In case you didn't notice, quoting the OP when you're second is redundant and makes people hate you.

[Inner_Eulogy]

Yeah, In a sence you would be sharing. But why are you not just cutting down the middle giving each side a piece and keeping separation?
the power that be (maynard) is fed up so he breaks down and calls for the simple sollution of "CUT IT (if you could visualize him frustrated and chopping his arm down then flailling his arms up and back while walking away in discust) "divide it all right in two"

Of course I'm not right but It's fun to dream

...and how did this become the setting for a horror flick?

[Inner_Eulogy]

In case you didn't notice, quoting the OP when you're second is redundant and makes people hate you.

Well golly gee, I shoulda' thought about that because surely I give a flying fuck.

[5th Eye]

okay, if you want to come off as a moron.

[Yast3r]

okay, if you want to come off as a moron.

okay, if you want to come off as a moron.

okay, if you want to come off as a moron.

How about when you quote the same text from the person above you three times in a row? Does that make one come off as a moron?

[5th Eye]

no, you're just annoying.

[Inner_Eulogy]

no, you're just annoying.

As are you.

[5th Eye]

sorry for shitting up your shit thread, get back to talking about your shit band

[Inner_Eulogy]

sorry for shitting up your shit thread, get back to talking about your shit band

That's ironic, it smells more like a pussy in here.

[ufopancakes]

I'm not sure if its been mentioned... but isn't it Ironic that everyone is bickering over the lyrics of a song that is about how stupid it is that humans fight?

[ufopancakes]

You're a fucking idiot, and I'll bet you any-fuckin'-thing that you will never find a single post where I've said The Pot was abotu "smoking dope and getting really baked".


I know you are but what am I?

hahaha. Its so easy to piss you off.... all you have to do is hold up a mirror.


Damn straight, now don't forget your noosetie before work

whatever. I don't have a job! I run a homeless business. I employ people from all over the country, and give them fake beards and tattered clothes and make them beg on street corners and give me 75 percent. Don't you need a job? They haven't shut your internet off yet?

[Inner_Eulogy]

whatever. I don't have a job!

Doesn't surprise me.

[ufopancakes]

Doesn't surprise me.

It shouldn't. I post on TDN Telepathically.