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author of bible
03-24-2007, 02:11 PM
who is/are the rider(s)
tool fans???
at the back of the toolshed...

what about the disgusting burps and farts at the end??

Esurient4Truth
03-24-2007, 06:56 PM
??? riders ??? (staring at lyrics) where the hell....
....tool fans? are you trying to ask us something?

wtf are you trying to say?

at the back of the toolshed... = pretty self explanatory. "Took you out in the back of the toolshed..." I mean, come on. Now why he put it on top of a forehead I'll never know ... Why the forehead? WHY!!!

burps and farts > why? because Maynard felt like it... :) Okay. This song is ludicrous enough with Maynard talking about his dick. In a sense, think of it as disgusting... So that's where the burps and the farts fit in, to add to that ewww factor.

Personally, I think this is probably one of Tool's best songs. (Weird looks at my direction.) It's different from the main course. I like different.

author of bible
03-25-2007, 02:33 AM
"Would you like to glide on
Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick"
i meant gliders..
"Would you like to climb on
Climb on my six inches and go down on Maynard's dick"
and climbers...
the climber,the glider,and the rider
who is he talking about ???
is he referring to us ,the tool fans
i also love this song but to keep myself from vomiting i usually skip the last part
"the monster burp onwards"

Esurient4Truth
03-25-2007, 12:11 PM
metaphorically, Maynard could be saying "take me in (get it?)," as in, take Tool's music into your life. Just a thought.

Otherwise, a lot of people take it as, quite literally, he's saying "how'd you like to screw me?"

But I like the first. Remember when Tool first came out? (Remember the original Tool logo that looked like a "dick" wrench?) I believe this song is a tribute to the Tool band itself as a whole.

Mile six inches... Could be referring to Opiate (6 tracks). Mile being the the distance between Salival and Opiate in terms of time. It's been a long time since we first started out...

Would you like to climb on... > Look at first suggestion. Would you like to join us?

Climber, Glider, Rider, however you say it, aren't necessarily the fans, but the new listeners of Tool.

author of bible
03-25-2007, 02:51 PM
six inches=length of cock
apparently...
i like the first one too

great song...

eataduck
03-26-2007, 11:42 AM
six inches=length of cock
apparently...
i like the first one too

great song...


wow..me and maynard have something in common
i wonder if his looks like it"got pushed out of a moving car"

Esurient4Truth
03-26-2007, 01:33 PM
wow..me and maynard have something in common
i wonder if his looks like it"got pushed out of a moving car"

I think you need to see a doctor.

author of bible
03-28-2007, 02:50 PM
wow..me and maynard have something in common
i wonder if his looks like it"got pushed out of a moving car"
most men have a lot of things in common(signs of masculinity etc.)
im afraid you have only one..
you actually need to see a psychactrist

eataduck
03-29-2007, 11:47 AM
most men have a lot of things in common(signs of masculinity etc.)
im afraid you have only one..
you actually need to see a psychactrist

(best triumph the insult dog voice)-I keed,keed,it just a little joke
laugh laugh ha ha

author of bible
03-29-2007, 10:00 PM
(best triumph the insult dog voice)-I keed,keed,it just a little joke
laugh laugh ha ha

so we have another patient...

waltz46n2
04-11-2007, 05:53 PM
"Would you like to glide on
Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick"
i meant gliders..
"Would you like to climb on
Climb on my six inches and go down on Maynard's dick"
and climbers...
the climber,the glider,and the rider
who is he talking about ???
is he referring to us ,the tool fans
i also love this song but to keep myself from vomiting i usually skip the last part
"the monster burp onwards"

Well i don't think there is a lot to read into this. He just wants a nice hot chick to go for a long ride...