IMO Novel One

[Ajfelt]

I see Tool Albums as a damn good book that you read and take it in the way your minds processes it.

[fatlittleparasite]

I see Tool Albums as a damn good book that you read and take it in the way your minds processes it.

yes. i agree.

[NMoB]

Cookies in the oven.

[Yast3r]

I see Tool Albums as a damn good book that you read and take it in the way your minds processes it.

I always saw their cds as gel pens. You always want to use one but then once you've tried it out a few times you realize it's quite over hyped and not as cool as you once thought. Either that or I see it like an Oreo Cakester.

[Yast3r]

Bobby's got his first chest hair?

[Master_Of_Nothing]

I dunno....I never tried to listen to just one song off any tool album. I always listen to the whole thing. I mean, thats why its an album right? So we enjoy the collection of songs? not the individual ones?

[Yast3r]

I dunno....I never tried to listen to just one song off any tool album. I always listen to the whole thing. I mean, thats why its an album right? So we enjoy the collection of songs? not the individual ones?

No. Tool puts thoughts into how their albums flow--yes, but that doesn't mean it isn't just a bunch of songs pieced together with little or no revelance. It's simply another cd. Tool are just artists who piss away tons of time between albums and don't rush out material for the consumer's dollar. Does that make them super-human-rock-gods who's albums can solely be enjoyed as a whole or the world will self destruct as we know it?

No, fuck off and listen to Reflection followed by Wings for Marie.

[Inner_Eulogy]

franks and beans franks and beans

[Yast3r]

Um yeah back to this retarded post....i have read in more than one article/interview that the band puts quite a bit of thought into flow/track position on their albums and presents their music as just that...an album rather than a collection of songs. Big distinction there boss man.

You lose again.

Yeah, all albums have a certain flow, but in the end it's just a collection of songs. There is no disputing it. If you were writing songs, you'd put them in the order you feel tells the best story etc, that doesn't mean people have to listen to it as an album.

You get just as much out from the single songs.

[Inner_Eulogy]

Awww your so sweet telling him to fuck off because he wants to listen to the album from beginning to end. Because the Yast3r way is the only way!

Of course my favorite part to all this is the classic Yast3r cool guy posturing. So dramatic and exciting.

Um yeah back to this retarded post....i have read in more than one article/interview that the band puts quite a bit of thought into flow/track position on their albums and presents their music as just that...an album rather than a collection of songs. Big distinction there boss man.

You lose again.

Actually, you lose. The Inner_Eulogy way is the ONLY way

[Master_Of_Nothing]

So by 'truly sad' you mean....deadly funny?

Tool albums aren't exactly flowing. Except kinda Lateralus.

I mean, sure i could just go and listen to schism over and over again, and fuck the rest of the tool songs. But where's the point? I could skip Mantra all the time, but i don't.
sure, you could give me a pat on the back and say good on you, or say "so fucking what?"

Album track ordering is an art. Skipping tracks, just to get to your favourite song shows you're impatient, and probably don't even like Tool, because 5 minutes is too long when there is a 2 min piece of shit by Fall Out Boy around as well. So fuck you!!

Cheers

[Master_Of_Nothing]

Rivek man, what are you doing here? Go professional and become a prosecution lawyer already.

[Master_Of_Nothing]

You know, that kinda relates to the whole kung fu vs. wrestler thing.
You're kung fu, he's a wrestler.

[Master_Of_Nothing]

Uh rivek, don't look right now, but you have a big gay follower....

[Yast3r]

As usual you have nothing. Why don't you invite Yast3r and head over to Inner Eulogy's for a round of Guitar Hero and circle jerks. Do make sure to bring that EP of yours over so your BFF's can properly fawn over you. What is that titled again? Wait I remember..."Observations in Inadequacy" by Rivek and the Sheep.

One love!

Last night was our get together you troll. We played horseshoes and baked muffins--low fat, in case you were wondering.

Also, I believe I started going at you before Rivek--you seem to have forgotten that.

PS: Stop your obsession with me, you don't need to mention me in every other post you make. I've long forgotten your shitty observations and opinions and have moved on. I suggest you do the same as no one here gives a flying fuck whether or not you read these forums.

Do us a favor and leave.

[Yast3r]

He does seem jealous that you're my bitch and not his.

I agree. I love you Rivek... I'm wearing a shirt that says so.

[Yast3r]

Glad you got it. I was wondering if FedEx had lost it after a while

Nah, they're getting better nowadays.

[eulogy508]

Epic thread.

[eulogy508]

Lol. I'm gonna have to get into the right state of mind... my chops are a bit rusty

[Yast3r]

Lol. I'm gonna have to get into the right state of mind... my chops are a bit rusty

Don't eat rusty things--even when they're as delicious as chops. You may need to get a shot if you do consume it.

[Inner_Eulogy]

Ermm the Inner Eulogy way? Oh wait I remember isn't that a foot in mouth disease where you have no idea what you are fucking talking about? I sure hope that isn't contagious. You really should think about getting that checked out. Maybe try a cream or salve?

I'm going to take a guess that with a lame remark like that you're still in Jr. High. Perhaps you should consult somebody with at least an average IQ before you try to make a burn. Not to mention the fact that I was obviously joking in the first place.

[Inner_Eulogy]

he's all style and no substance,

HAHA, what style? The guy has no class at all and can't even come up with anything witty to say whether it be negative or positive. It's truly sad to see another detached and unconfident boy try to outshine his homeschooled education on a web forum.

[NMoB]

Bland.

I'm voting Rivek '08

[Inner_Eulogy]

Bland.

I'm voting Rivek '08

and the first thing he would do is vote your nimble minded ass off the island

[theamazingtool]

elect Jabroney

[Yast3r]

I wouldn't vote for you based on that speech. It needs more empty promises.

[Rolo]

I wouldn't vote for you based on that speech. It needs more empty promises.

Seems like your Rivek's running mate already, so do some suggestions which you would add to that speech.

[Inner_Eulogy]

I wouldn't vote for you based on that speech. It needs more empty promises.

LMAO!

[Inner_Eulogy]

I am pleased to announce that my VP candidate will be Yast3r. I believe his expertise on promising most emptily will be a great asset to our campaign.

I'll be in charge of all finances. You may directly wire all contributions and campaign funds to my personal account including a 5% handling fee.

[Yast3r]

I am pleased to announce that my VP candidate will be Yast3r. I believe his expertise on promising most emptily will be a great asset to our campaign.

-We will put food in every kittens mouth.
-We will lock up all retarded posters and create a simulated internet which is exclusive to them.
-Aliens will visit the earth and bring us umbrellas of grand design which our brains could never dream of.
-Mice will dance on every kitchen table--the macarina, shuffle, disco and victory dances.
-Cyclops will no longer drown if near a dolphin or octopus.
-Music will no longer suck.
-All birds will catch on fire and scream "I'm a pheonix!"
-Jesus will come back to life only to say that he isn't God's son.
-Food (even synthetic food like fruit roll-ups) will grow on the side of every structure.
-Criminals will not exist.
-Loin cloths will become the most fashionable formal wear.
-Everyone will have the opportunity to change their name into something more desirable; Horris, Yeshmin, Sinn, Chorral, Drunvalo, Steve.
-Internet Memes will have a designated museum to preserve their 15 minutes of fame.

That's just some of what Riv-Yas 08' have to offer.

[Rolo]

ROLO. PUT THE BOOTS TO HIM. DO YOU COPY?

Check, leave Leaf!

[Yast3r]

Were my empty promises empty enough?

[Rolo]

Were my empty promises empty enough?

Full of emptyness :)

[Yast3r]

Empty like our voting box now that Rivek is out of the campaign. :(

[Rolo]

Yeah, something like that.

[Yast3r]

Can you still give out boots to people or whatever your job was?

[Rolo]

Dunno...

... maybe we're out of work now :(

[Yast3r]

I'm going to go kill myself now. :(

[Rolo]

LOL

never...

[Yast3r]

Join me in a ritual and or suicide in memory of Rivek.

[Rolo]

Hey, i like the dude. But not that much...

[Yast3r]

YOU MUST WORSHIP HIM.

[Rolo]

You take the first shot then...

[Yast3r]

No. I shoot you, then I complete the ritual and if I haven't changed my mind, then I shoot myself.

[Rolo]

I think i don't wanna be part of this...

[Yast3r]

You're nothing but a quitter.

[Rolo]

You're nothing but a quitter.

So prove to me that you're not:I'm going to go kill myself now. :(

[Inner_Eulogy]

I hate the Albums Section! Not enough people tell the truth about Tool and it's connection to the Crystal Source of For ever nes s (light energy as manifesteD through our CHAKRA) I will endeavor to talk about these things more.. I hope no strong leaders come along and try to stop me!

That WAS a joke, right?

[Inner_Eulogy]

-We will put food in every kittens mouth.
-We will lock up all retarded posters and create a simulated internet which is exclusive to them.
-Aliens will visit the earth and bring us umbrellas of grand design which our brains could never dream of.
-Mice will dance on every kitchen table--the macarina, shuffle, disco and victory dances.
-Cyclops will no longer drown if near a dolphin or octopus.
-Music will no longer suck.
-All birds will catch on fire and scream "I'm a pheonix!"
-Jesus will come back to life only to say that he isn't God's son.
-Food (even synthetic food like fruit roll-ups) will grow on the side of every structure.
-Criminals will not exist.
-Loin cloths will become the most fashionable formal wear.
-Everyone will have the opportunity to change their name into something more desirable; Horris, Yeshmin, Sinn, Chorral, Drunvalo, Steve.
-Internet Memes will have a designated museum to preserve their 15 minutes of fame.

That's just some of what Riv-Yas 08' have to offer.

I'm speechless.....after all those well thought out promises, you completely missed millions of beautiful naked swimsuit models that will do ANYthing for the campaign.....especially me.

[Yast3r]

I'm speechless.....after all those well thought out promises, you completely missed millions of beautiful naked swimsuit models that will do ANYthing for the campaign.....especially me.

I did say there was more. I could go on.

[Inner_Eulogy]

I did say there was more. I could go on.

Canadian women welcome as well

[Yast3r]

Canadian women welcome as well

What about small mammals? Will you accept small mammals instead of women?

[Inner_Eulogy]

What about small mammals? Will you accept small mammals instead of women?

Um, most definately not in the context I was using.

[Yast3r]

Your loss.

[Rolo]

Canadian women welcome as wellHow about dutch?

[Inner_Eulogy]

How about dutch?

Sure, as long as they're beautiful


this is for all of us, ya' know...not just me....just especially me

[Master_Of_Nothing]

So....Airports under your regime would have signs saying

"""NO FAT CHICKS"""

"NO UGLY PEOPLE"

hmmm.....

[Inner_Eulogy]

So....Airports under your regime would have signs saying

"""NO FAT CHICKS"""

"NO UGLY PEOPLE"

hmmm.....

Actually, all fat and ugly people would be deported to Iran

[Master_Of_Nothing]

Actually, all fat and ugly people would be deported to Hell

Fixed.

*Stage whisper* I hope Inners ready for a long trip

*crowd laughter track plays*

[Rolo]

Actually, all fat and ugly people would be deported to Iran

I see potential in this new type of conventional bombing, lol

* Sees splattered fat all over the streets of Tehran *

[Rolo]

^
New definitian to MOAB (http://pulickal.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/stronglasnew.jpg) (Mother of all Bombs)

[Inner_Eulogy]

^
New definitian to MOAB (http://pulickal.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/stronglasnew.jpg) (Mother of all Bombs)

That's just lovely

[Rolo]

Fine taste of women you have, Inner :(

[Master_Of_Nothing]

She looks like, dare i say it.......

Your mum.
Damn, that is one ugly bomb lol

[Master_Of_Nothing]

New Subject: Hottest woman in the world.
GO!!!

[Yast3r]

Aunt Jemima.

[Master_Of_Nothing]

Pics.
And no fat chicks please.

[Yast3r]

You don't know Aunt Jemima? She's a fox.

[Master_Of_Nothing]

Hold up, My minds making connections.
Beatrix potter?

[Master_Of_Nothing]

Ahhh. I see now....

Yast3r = Fail.

Not that i'm rascist or anything but yeah, Fail.

[Yast3r]

SHE LOOKS FUCKING HOT WHEN I POUR HER ON MY WAFFLES!

[Inner_Eulogy]

I HAVE RETURNED!!

[NMoB]

I HAVE RETURNED!!

goddamn i just got excited

[Rolo]

I HAVE RETURNED!!

That was a short probation, Batman.

[Yast3r]

Welcome back Inner!

These signatures sure must work.

[Rolo]

They do. It's magic.

[Rolo]

They didn't work when I was probed for two fucking months. Lol.

Your violation was more severe?

[Inner_Eulogy]

They didn't work when I was probed for two fucking months. Lol.

Welcome back IE. Get probed for trolling dan's announcement thread, or what?

No, actually it was for something I said to Arachaic, fucker reported me

[Inner_Eulogy]

I spammed up one thread with like three or four posts. And this last probation was for actively trolling someone across multiple threads... although maybe the facts that the person I was trolling was an alias and I turned dan towards PATD helped me get a lighter sentence.

Haha

[Inner_Eulogy]

What did you say to him?

http://stashbox.org/181072/post-in-question.png

[Inner_Eulogy]

Yeah that kind of stuff will definitely get you probed.

Oh well, fuck 'em

[Master_Of_Nothing]

Lol at post in Question.

Shotgun not being the weakest link.

[Inner_Eulogy]

Rivek JUST got off probation and he's right back, what now?

[Yast3r]

Rivek JUST got off probation and he's right back, what now?

I'm willing to bet he got probed for the lol Archaic thread... which ironically enough served its purpose and got Archaic probed.

[Inner_Eulogy]

I'm willing to bet he got probed for the lol Archaic thread... which ironically enough served its purpose and got Archaic probed.

Sweet....PATD, Arachaic....I think we're doing good

[Yast3r]

Yeah but it cost us 2 days without you, and now Rivek is gone for who knows how long since this is his second probation period in what... two days?

[Rolo]

Sweet....PATD, Arachaic....I think we're doing good

Who's next; Poolboy?

[Yast3r]

Who's next; Poolboy?

He was already probed that's why he lost all of his post count. I think he created a new account.
But to be honest, if he did make another account, I think it's cool that he used the same name. It kind of proves that he wanted to resolve the issues--if he wanted to escape them all he would have thought up a new name.

[Inner_Eulogy]

Yeah but it cost us 2 days without you, and now Rivek is gone for who knows how long since this is his second probation period in what... two days?

Yeah but, it was over the weekend anyways and I'm hardly ever on during that time or even on weeknights so it's like I hardly even noticed. I've got more fun things to do during those times. =-)

[Inner_Eulogy]

He was already probed that's why he lost all of his post count. I think he created a new account.
But to be honest, if he did make another account, I think it's cool that he used the same name. It kind of proves that he wanted to resolve the issues--if he wanted to escape them all he would have thought up a new name.

Well, I'm betting on it being that he's just a complete idiot

[dxs]

Well, I'm betting on it being that he's just a complete idiot

He is tenacious. To some it is a virtue, others, a vice.

[Inner_Eulogy]

He is tenacious. To some it is a virtue, others, a vice.

Um, surrre

[dxs]

Well, yeah, don't you think?
What kind of devotion is that when you make another one after being banned?
You either must be really tenacious or just really like to bother people.

[Rolo]

Well, yeah, don't you think?
What kind of devotion is that when you make another one after being banned?
You either must be really tenacious or just really like to bother people.

I still think he's a Phallus

[Inner_Eulogy]

I still think he's a Phallus

I concur

[dxs]

Yes, phalluses are tenacious.

[Master_Of_Nothing]

I still think he's a limp and undeveloped Phallus, just like his mind

fixed.

[Master_Of_Nothing]

Aye aye cap'n!

Alright you miserable lot! You heard the bossman! Get to Work!
I'll make a decent sailor out of you scurvy runts yet!

[Master_Of_Nothing]

Hey i'm good for it. I planned on shooting him with my allpowerful ignore button and letting the odd responses to invisible posts roll across the screen.

[Master_Of_Nothing]

You know, this is definitely a stupid question but: word?

You know, some sort of explanation could be useful.

[Master_Of_Nothing]

Ahh. I see it now.

[Inner_Eulogy]

Welcome to the Phallus Palace

[Master_Of_Nothing]

I'm jealous of your phallus palace.

To topic in question: Yeah i suppose it follows a Novel structure, but not as much as say, Kamelots Epica, or DT's SFAM