My princess phone...

[ObiJohnKenobi]

is up and running...

Thanks 'flux.

[EulogyCallinMe]

what are we talking about here?

[ObiJohnKenobi]

For information in English, please press 1.

For information in Spanish, please press 2.

For information in Japanese, please press 3.

For information in Chinese, please press 4.

For information in Dutch, please press 5.

For information in Latvian, please press 6.

For information in French, please press 7.

For information in Yiddish, please press 8.

For information in Ig-pay Atin-lay, lease-pay ress-pay
ine-nay.

[tuck]

*presses 6, then quickly, without any warning whatsoever, presses 7*

[hushypushy]

what are we talking about here?

LAMC, 0:52

[ObiJohnKenobi]

*presses 6, then quickly, without any warning whatsoever, presses 7*

banned!

[lotus.]

If you are calling from a rotary phone, please, stay on the line.


i chuckle when i hear this song, pure frustration at it's best.

[ObiJohnKenobi]

the temporary irony was that i love this track.

[Inbred Fred]

I think I liked you better when you were confined to the LAMC forum Obi.

[mjkajdcjc]

I think I liked you better when you were confined to the LAMC forum Obi.

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ObiJohnKenobi]

I think I liked you better when you were confined to the LAMC forum Obi.

f0ckin' shocker there!

I think I liked you better as Kelsey Grammer.

[Inbred Fred]

Aww...you know I'm only fucking with you Obijohn. Even though we disagree, I still respect your feelings as a woman and a human.

[ObiJohnKenobi]

recycled post.

playful banter aside, why don't you pull up a chair and tell me what's really buggin' you?

[ObiJohnKenobi]

chickenshit.

[Inbred Fred]

recycled post.

playful banter aside, why don't you pull up a chair and tell me what's really buggin' you?

Well obijohn, the stress of being a serial killer takes its toll on a man. Those bitches don't mutilate themselves, stuff their own puntured eyeballs up the entrails forcibly ruptured through their cunts. What's really buggin' me is that the FBI seems to be closing in on me and I'm not quite sure what I should do about that. They're outside right now, yelling about hostile takeover and such. I've got a 12 gauge resting on my lap but am uncertain about who to blast my last bullet at. Should I shoot at the cops, blow the brains out of this bitch screaming at my feet, or turn the barrel on myself? Help me decide, obijohn...

[ObiJohnKenobi]

purdy good question, fred.

I say take the high road - kill 'em all and let Christiane Amanpour sort 'em out.

now that we've got that figured out, take another stab at it. This time, if after using this system, your question is not answered,please, stay on the line and a representative will be with you shortly.

[Inbred Fred]

Take another stab at it? Hmmmm...well, I guess I also hate women, ******* and ******, ********, *****, *****, ***********, and ********. Fuck the universe, kill everything, thats what its there for.

[ObiJohnKenobi]

great ooglie mooglie!

such pent up angst and ill-focused aggression! you could use a mission statement or, perhaps, a personal charter. Something that better defines you.

[Inbred Fred]

Inbred Fred don't post on TDN, TDN post on Inbred Fred


No lube equals more pleasure for the steak tube. Blood > ky jelly FTW


I have many mission statements. You can read about them all here (http://toolnavy.com/showthread.php?t=67447&page=4).

[ObiJohnKenobi]

yeah, yeah, i've read 'em.

good stuff.

[ObiJohnKenobi]

but even if there were infinity internet truths, zero times infinity still equals ***

[Inbred Fred]

Your logic is a little faulty there obi, but that's ok. Your a poet, not a philosopher or black rocket scientist like me.

[ObiJohnKenobi]

am i a poet and a sub-atomic particle. I can see between logic and through diffuse stuff like you.

[Inbred Fred]

Okay, maybe your not even a poet, but rather just a dumbass. "am i a poet and a sub-atomic particle." OJK, what the fuck are you talking about? Make sense, if you want me to keep making you look like a fool.

[ObiJohnKenobi]

for a black rocket scientist, you sure are a fucking dolt.

[Inbred Fred]

for a human being, you sure fucking suck.

[ObiJohnKenobi]

are you not done with the FBI and screaming hostage yet? useless as tits on a bull, aren't ya?

[Inbred Fred]

more like crafty as a rapist with a pocketful of GHB, I excel at evading the law, and I'm coming for you next obi...

[ObiJohnKenobi]

right this way, hush puppy.

[Inbred Fred]

I'll shove your princess phone straight up your ass obi.