smeefsmeef
05-31-2006, 06:07 PM
I'd like to hear your attempts at this.
10 to 2 am and actually eating an emptied out box of Krispy Kremes
in my need to know post just outside of area 51
Contemplating the whole chosen people thing
When just then a flaming stealth banana split the sky, like, wide open
I didn't really expect to see it in a place like this
anyway, I just spilt a diamond sundae right on my Birkenstock's, had me yelping
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
Then the X-file being who looked like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan
with Isabella Rosellini lips and breath that reeked,
did a wicked jump and in a slow mo made the sound abananadabanana
So then I opened up my bug eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip
and all I could think was.
I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fucking pants.
BTW... these lyrics may be wrong, but are close.
BTW... try to sing the OVERWHELMED AS ONE WOULD BE... part. That might be cooler.
10 to 2 am and actually eating an emptied out box of Krispy Kremes
in my need to know post just outside of area 51
Contemplating the whole chosen people thing
When just then a flaming stealth banana split the sky, like, wide open
I didn't really expect to see it in a place like this
anyway, I just spilt a diamond sundae right on my Birkenstock's, had me yelping
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
Then the X-file being who looked like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan
with Isabella Rosellini lips and breath that reeked,
did a wicked jump and in a slow mo made the sound abananadabanana
So then I opened up my bug eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip
and all I could think was.
I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fucking pants.
BTW... these lyrics may be wrong, but are close.
BTW... try to sing the OVERWHELMED AS ONE WOULD BE... part. That might be cooler.