know1special2u
05-20-2006, 01:26 PM
What?????!! Sync'd songs?? Wings For Marie pt. 3??? Alchemy???? A 2nd album?????? Carl Jung????? FEH!!!!
That doesn't sound like TOOL at all!!!
Forget everything else you've heard/read, here are the REAL solutions regarding the so-called 'puzzle'.
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If you synch up 3 songs, it makes a whole new track. Well, DUH!! the whole album is split right in two!! The actual track listing is really:
1) Vicarious Jambi (FYI - Jambi the Genie on Pee-Wee's playhouse lived vicariously through PeeWee & Chairy!!)
2) Wings for Marie (Wings 1 & 2, throw in some Viginti Tres & simmer on medium heat for 9:14!!)
3) Lipan Conjuring The Pot (Lipan needed some, it was 420 emergency!!)
4) Lost Keys (Blame Hofman) 'coz Rosetta Stoned (it was a big day on Jesus Ranch aka Area 51)
5) Intension Right In Two ( or 'intentionally split these albums right in 2 to have twice as many sales'!!!! and to split our the fans into 2 - the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and the ones that trust me to the ones that don't!!!!!!)
See!! Now you only have 5 songs. 5=2+3. 23 baby!! 10,000 Days is TOOL's 5th studio recorded album, but their 4th LP. 5 & 4 both start with the letter 'F'. 'F' is the 6th letter. 6=2x3. 23 again!!! Woohoo!!
With only 5 new songs, and all the art having 2 photos, 10,000 Days is only 1/2 of the new TOOL album. The other half is yet to come out and will prove that 10,000 Days was indeed the 'decoy' album!!
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The puzzle regarding the band member photos?? It's no puzzle at all.
Anyone who's familiar with Harry Potter knows that the pictures represent the 4 houses of Hogwarts School: Gryffendor, Slytherin, and those other two!!
OR
The 4 photos actually represent 4 classic 80's hits!!
Danny - Mr. Crowley by Ozzy.
Justin - Learning to Fly by Pink Floyd (or Broken Wings by Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr.)
Maynard - Red Red Wine by UB40
Adam - Weird Science by Oingo Boingo
OR
All the band members are wearing suits and their faces are clearly visible, which are 2 things not associated with TOOL. These photos prove that the band has finally given in and bowed to the wishes of the Corporate Record Label's wishes. Why did TOOL cave in and do it?? They were told their 401(k) accounts would not be rolled over into an IRA and the record execs. wouldn't match them $1 for $1 contribution.
OR
The band member individual pictures show them in suits smiling & looking happy, something TOOL is not (smiling & happy, that is). This is because the members of TOOL are not real. They never have been.
TOOL is really an elaborate Disney animatronics musical set similar to the old prototypes the Disney Corp. used to set up in fine dining establishment of Chuck.E.Cheeses and their 'Small World' ride in the theme parks. This explains why at every TOOL concert the guitarists keep their heads down while playing and Maynard is kept in the shadows at the back of the stage. They also very rarely stray from their positions on the 'stage'.
The most elaborate (and $$expensive$$$) automaton is the drummer Danny Carey. Although most believe him to be a real human, he is actually the robot that houses Walt Disney's brain, and all the music created by TOOL is really the mad workings of Mr. Mickey Mouse himself!
OR BETTER YET!!!
The jackhole who started sprouting the 'Wings For Marie Pt 3' ballyhoo on this forum has a user name of 'know1special2u'.
He uses the numbers '1' and '2' in his name. Wings has 2 parts: 1 & 2. After you take out the 1& 2, you're left with 'Know special U', which is an anagram for 'U know. Special'............
In a 'DaVinci Code' fashion, 'know1special2u' really means "(Pts.) 1 & 2. U know. Special'.......
It is also important to note that the 'know1special2u' message was not discovered when the Louve curator was murdered, but was originally written in mustard on Tom Hanks' ass by his wife, ex-prom & porn queen Rita Wilson
OR........(you fill in the blanks!)
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Just trying to lighten up the mood and not take ourselves so seriously regarding the puzzle. If we can't laugh at ourselves, then we can't make fun of others!!! *L*
TOOL + 10,000 Days = Millions of satisfied fans
That doesn't sound like TOOL at all!!!
Forget everything else you've heard/read, here are the REAL solutions regarding the so-called 'puzzle'.
*************************************
If you synch up 3 songs, it makes a whole new track. Well, DUH!! the whole album is split right in two!! The actual track listing is really:
1) Vicarious Jambi (FYI - Jambi the Genie on Pee-Wee's playhouse lived vicariously through PeeWee & Chairy!!)
2) Wings for Marie (Wings 1 & 2, throw in some Viginti Tres & simmer on medium heat for 9:14!!)
3) Lipan Conjuring The Pot (Lipan needed some, it was 420 emergency!!)
4) Lost Keys (Blame Hofman) 'coz Rosetta Stoned (it was a big day on Jesus Ranch aka Area 51)
5) Intension Right In Two ( or 'intentionally split these albums right in 2 to have twice as many sales'!!!! and to split our the fans into 2 - the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and the ones that trust me to the ones that don't!!!!!!)
See!! Now you only have 5 songs. 5=2+3. 23 baby!! 10,000 Days is TOOL's 5th studio recorded album, but their 4th LP. 5 & 4 both start with the letter 'F'. 'F' is the 6th letter. 6=2x3. 23 again!!! Woohoo!!
With only 5 new songs, and all the art having 2 photos, 10,000 Days is only 1/2 of the new TOOL album. The other half is yet to come out and will prove that 10,000 Days was indeed the 'decoy' album!!
*************************************************
The puzzle regarding the band member photos?? It's no puzzle at all.
Anyone who's familiar with Harry Potter knows that the pictures represent the 4 houses of Hogwarts School: Gryffendor, Slytherin, and those other two!!
OR
The 4 photos actually represent 4 classic 80's hits!!
Danny - Mr. Crowley by Ozzy.
Justin - Learning to Fly by Pink Floyd (or Broken Wings by Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr.)
Maynard - Red Red Wine by UB40
Adam - Weird Science by Oingo Boingo
OR
All the band members are wearing suits and their faces are clearly visible, which are 2 things not associated with TOOL. These photos prove that the band has finally given in and bowed to the wishes of the Corporate Record Label's wishes. Why did TOOL cave in and do it?? They were told their 401(k) accounts would not be rolled over into an IRA and the record execs. wouldn't match them $1 for $1 contribution.
OR
The band member individual pictures show them in suits smiling & looking happy, something TOOL is not (smiling & happy, that is). This is because the members of TOOL are not real. They never have been.
TOOL is really an elaborate Disney animatronics musical set similar to the old prototypes the Disney Corp. used to set up in fine dining establishment of Chuck.E.Cheeses and their 'Small World' ride in the theme parks. This explains why at every TOOL concert the guitarists keep their heads down while playing and Maynard is kept in the shadows at the back of the stage. They also very rarely stray from their positions on the 'stage'.
The most elaborate (and $$expensive$$$) automaton is the drummer Danny Carey. Although most believe him to be a real human, he is actually the robot that houses Walt Disney's brain, and all the music created by TOOL is really the mad workings of Mr. Mickey Mouse himself!
OR BETTER YET!!!
The jackhole who started sprouting the 'Wings For Marie Pt 3' ballyhoo on this forum has a user name of 'know1special2u'.
He uses the numbers '1' and '2' in his name. Wings has 2 parts: 1 & 2. After you take out the 1& 2, you're left with 'Know special U', which is an anagram for 'U know. Special'............
In a 'DaVinci Code' fashion, 'know1special2u' really means "(Pts.) 1 & 2. U know. Special'.......
It is also important to note that the 'know1special2u' message was not discovered when the Louve curator was murdered, but was originally written in mustard on Tom Hanks' ass by his wife, ex-prom & porn queen Rita Wilson
OR........(you fill in the blanks!)
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Just trying to lighten up the mood and not take ourselves so seriously regarding the puzzle. If we can't laugh at ourselves, then we can't make fun of others!!! *L*
TOOL + 10,000 Days = Millions of satisfied fans