Figured it out!!!

[Yard Man]

On Lateralus... Mayanrd says "be patient" in The Patient so he is telling all of us highly intelectual Tool fans that we need to "wait it out" before we get the REAL Album.....god I am so smart.

[Yard Man]

Shit more!!! I foudn more "hoax" evidence in Lateralus. "We are eternal all this pain is an illusion".
Thats Tool telling us that this "painful" hoax is an illusion and we should be "eternally" grateful when we find out!

Hells yeah!

ok...I'm done now.

[MoreTool]

shittt, maynard tells me to ride his fucking big dick and I did

[Yard Man]

You too?

I still haven't quite learned how to swim though.

[justlikeme]

or OMGZ LYK maybe when he says watch the weather change, he means, keep watching it, cos ya know if we do...when it does we might like get some genius thoughts and realise it's the real fucking album....
or maybe like the weather, a band can change too.
go fucking figure.

[muhaaa]

wow
Tool is suprising.

[greenolive]

I cant be bothered to explain but you two guys are idiots

[toolloot]

I cant be bothered to explain but you two guys are idiots

It's clearly a joke.

[vic1torious]

I did think this song was about the fans, and waiting for the new album but it will arrive next tuesday. The album is real and it is very good. If you don't like it, it's because you do not understand it yet, but you will and it will be glorious when you do.

[WilliamGraves]

You too?

I still haven't quite learned how to swim though.



ahahahaha


Man I can't wait to have sex in prison!!!!!!

[K In Yo Mouf]

I Concur...

[spiiiral]

I did think this song was about the fans, and waiting for the new album but it will arrive next tuesday. The album is real and it is very good. If you don't like it, it's because you do not understand it yet, but you will and it will be glorious when you do.

i really doubt its because i dont understand it

the lyrics on this album are the most simplistic yet

not to mention the fact maynard sounds as if hes speaking ebonics at least 20% of the time





that said, i still like it

its hard to fuck up tool

[happydipshit]

didnt tool say "there will be no guest appearance on the album" <?> so what about the pot, lipan conjuring ?!?

i still think it must be a great hoax.

nevermind.

[spiiiral]

didnt tool say "there will be no guest appearance on the album" <?> so what about the pot, lipan conjuring ?!?

i still think it must be a great hoax.

nevermind.


(::secretly agrees with you::)

[RetroVertigoism]

The Pot is defininitely MJK. The vocals on Lipan Conjuring are so distorted that no matter who it was you wouldn't be able to tell, so it could be MJK as well.

[BDT]

You all just need to "be patient".

[Toolfrenzy]

I have heard the entire leaked album and i can say that
The leaked album is abviously TooL

But weither this is the true album we must wait until we have the real thing in our hands

[DON IOTAE]

I have heard the entire leaked album and i can say that
The leaked album is abviously TooL

But weither this is the true album we must wait until we have the real thing in our hands

Abviously you need spelling classes. Abviously. Can I make it any more abvious?

[dilaudid]

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weird...

[tangent]

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weird...

He knows the truth! After him! Burn him at the stake! Ahhh!

[Warartist]

hey, they had me beliving that whole 4 degrees thing all along.... what a HOAX!!!
100 assholes and every one was only 3&1/4 degrees warmer. you guys think i should keep trying?

[Volrath]

On Lateralus... Mayanrd says "be patient" in The Patient so he is telling all of us highly intelectual Tool fans that we need to "wait it out" before we get the REAL Album.....god I am so smart.
To bad that you, being a highly "intelectual" Tool fan never learned how to spell.

[K In Yo Mouf]

Yeha Maen, Leern How 2 Speel...

[Volrath]

Dear god that's funny. [no]
.