The Nurses voice

[something_Dark]

I know its just a voice but that girl sounds like she is smokein hott!!! Ide give her my chart!

[T-13h]

I know its just a voice but that girl sounds like she is smokein hott!!! Ide give her my chart!

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[something_Dark]

what?? well Im sure she's a good freind of the band too. maybe Adams wife?

[T-13h]

Sounds plausible.

[insaner]

now this is a quality thread. kudos.

[JohnBeckius]

The doctor could be Tricky. He's a friend of the band. And has an English accent. Isn't Justin from over there, too?

[The Schlone]

It sounds more Australian than English, to me.

[Binky]

The doctor could be Tricky. He's a friend of the band. And has an English accent. Isn't Justin from over there, too?

Have you ever heard Tricky speak? He has a really weird deep voice. Definitely not him. It's an Australian accent.

[something_Dark]

yeah he's an aussie roo eatin bastit. but that is hollywood out there. land of the pretend for money. who knows, it could be the outawork Don johnson fer all we know.

[zol]

The doctor is not Aussie dammit! He does sound that way a couple of times very briefly.

It sounds to me like someone trying to impersonate a British or Aussie accent and actually ending up with some mongrel combination of the two. If not, it's just a British accent.

The nurse is definitely hot. Can't tell if the doctor is good-looking or not...

[Doylebag]

who the hell is tricky?! musically, this track is a highlight

[Neuk77]

I'm probably completly wrong but I think the nurse sounds like Jenna Fischer. She plays Pam on "The Office".

[Oberon]

who the hell is tricky?! musically, this track is a highlight


Tricky is a Trip-Hop artist. Watch the Parabol/a video, and you might catch a glimpse of him.

[smeefsmeef]

I think she sounds fat, with short arms.

[NurseJanet]

Oh, God. THIS is the thread I've been searching for...

[annie]

so, it just happens that adam's wife camella is in a band with this guy named sasha popovic, and he's from, guess where, australia.

please, for gods' sake, tell me i'm not the first person the make this connection

[vesica_piscis]

I think she sounds fat, with short arms.
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
I fuckin really lol'd when I read that....

[Lost Keys]

I think she sounds fat, with short arms.


lol stop it, ur giving me the bonar

[egrue]

am i the only who thinks the dialogue is very poorly done? i mean especially the nurse, hot or not, sounds like a teen actress in a bad shakesperean play

[Opiate_Mass]

what?? well Im sure she's a good freind of the band too. maybe Adams wife?
i thought camella too

[Doubt]

It sounds more Australian than English, to me.


CORRECT

[Huff]

The doctor is not Aussie dammit! He does sound that way a couple of times very briefly.


There is absolutely no question that this doctor is Australian....NO QUESTION. Listen to the way he says "Fella". Australian to the bone.

Also yes to whoever started this thread....the nurse sounds wicked hot.

[Convoy_X]

am i the only who thinks the dialogue is very poorly done? i mean especially the nurse, hot or not, sounds like a teen actress in a bad shakesperean play
She use to do poorn untill http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/badcamerama.html

[Harry Manback]

I'm Australian and I live in England. It's an Australian accent.

And yeah the nurse does sound kinda hot haha.

[HanInCarbonite]

She does sound hot!! Do you think she's a nurse or a fellow doctor wearing a doctor jacket and a stehasope around her neck, mmmm sexy!

[something_Dark]

sad... sad... only I would start a thread like this. Only I.

[HanInCarbonite]

she could also be an intern......

[lsch3731]

the docs not australian, he's pommy for for sure

[Happyfunball]

I think they're both aliens.

[blackandwhite]

Metaphorically maybe.

[OGT from back in the day]

what is up with you guys? are you not getting enough pussy? i mean come on it sounds like u r getting a rise in ur pants from listening to a girl talk

[blackandwhite]

Chill dude we're just having fun.

[OGT from back in the day]

o i bet u r having fun, having fun touching yourself to a song

[blackandwhite]

What is your problem?

[blackandwhite]

Actually, never mind, i don't even want to know, theres no point in getting in an internet fight with you. Forget I said anything.

[OGT from back in the day]

hahahha dude im just kidding, lose that woody

[Happyfunball]

what is up with you guys? are you not getting enough pussy? i mean come on it sounds like u r getting a rise in ur pants from listening to a girl talk
I get a rise in my pants from the wind blowing too hard on the outside of my house. I can get the blood flowing just by sitting down the right way. There's absolutely no shortage of reasons for getting hard with or without a cue. Maybe you're just not as imaginative as I.

[OGT from back in the day]

I get a rise in my pants from the wind blowing too hard on the outside of my house. I can get the blood flowing just by sitting down the right way. There's absolutely no shortage of reasons for getting hard with or without a cue. Maybe you're just not as imaginative as I.
lmao...u get a rise in ur pants from the wind blowing too hard on the outside of ur house...lmao

[Happyfunball]

Yup. And when people ask -- as they are prone to do -- I list it as one of my many super powers.

[DrummerAndrew]

So............ what about her actually being a nurse? One that, perhaps, loves Maynard, ie. The Nurse Who Loves Me from 13th Step. Just a thought. She's definitely hot, too. Maybe a member of the Bikini Bandits?

[Happyfunball]

Well I don't know, "The Nurse Who Loved Me" is just a cover song originally performed by Failure. So whatever importance there might be to that notion beyond what's communicated in the song itself was firstly considered by those guys. Besides, what would be the point of the connection anyways. She's a nurse and she could make additional money as a phone sex operator. But she's still just filling a bit role in the story here. Seems like it's giving too much credence to Thug #3 in a bad action movie if you ask me.

If you want to think she's the same nurse though, who am I to stop you. Maybe it makes a difference in the song for you. It's not for me to say you can't think it if you want to.

[Convoy_X]

o i bet u r having fun, having fun touching yourself to a song
Nothing is more fun!

[Koan]

The doctor definitly sounds Australian, and the nurse definitly sounds hot. Well, at least she sounds young. But not too young! Lol, nevermind.

[weesper]

Is Adam's wife hot? Is Maynard's wife hot?

ps Danny's wife is dutch, she must be hot!

[weesper]

Link me Adam's myspace if u will

I'm glad you're coming with me on Danny's wife being dutch and therefore being hot and all!

[weesper]

Congrats

[buster hymen]

Anyone notice that she sounds exactly like the chick from LAMC off salival (courthouse recording)

[JOK3R]

she does sound hot

[Lysander]

So............ what about her actually being a nurse? One that, perhaps, loves Maynard, ie. The Nurse Who Loves Me from 13th Step. Just a thought. She's definitely hot, too. Maybe a member of the Bikini Bandits?

Can we start a 'stupidest post of the week' contest? Seriously, stop. Yes, the nurse from the clearly ambient track lost Keys is the same nurse as the one referred to on a clearly metaphorical/joking/NOT REAL song off of a concept album from a completely different band from three years ago. That nurse, incidentally, is real, and she has a huge crush on Maynard, who besides being already married is also someone who overdosed on acid and ended up in the ER babbling to everyone who would listen about his trip to an alien spaceship. All of this is real. You're very clever to have discovered the hidden meaning--it was so obvious, it was right in front of our face! This thread is all class by the way, all class.

[savelints8]

YES.

[mr. nikki jensen]

she's nothing but a crazy ass biatch

bikini bandits are hot, smoking hot...

[Terry21]

Can't see what's wrong with this thread. I love her voice.

[2and46]

Greatest thread ever. I love nurses. And she sounds ooh so hot! (closes eyes and masterbates)

[white horse]

I swear to God I read a recent interview where they said it was their manager or tour manager doing the dr's voice.

[useless]

am i the only who thinks the dialogue is very poorly done? i mean especially the nurse, hot or not, sounds like a teen actress in a bad shakesperean play
Yes. Thank you. The first time I heard this, I remember thinking "This is the worst voice acting I've ever heard." When I hear this song, I don't picture a doctor and a nurse in a hospital, I piture two people in a studio with their scripts in front of them :\

Maybe it's supposed to be bad, but man...

[Caduceus11]

lmao...u get a rise in ur pants from the wind blowing too hard on the outside of ur house...lmao


I've got some advice for you little buddy....

[Lysander]

The sound scape that accompanies the bad acting, however, is pretty good.

[Caduceus11]

C'mon! Bad acting>? Have you ever heard a nurse talk to a doctor>? Its not quite shakespearean theatre

[white horse]

well, blair said in the most recent newsletter that the nurse and doctor "are well known to readers of this site"

[Dianoetic]

omg its paraflux and dawn.

[LRonHubbard]

I know its just a voice but that girl sounds like she is smokein hott!!! Ide give her my chart!


I totally AGREE!!
p;us the part when you can hear her heels clicking on the floor!!!

VERY HOTTTT

[Sasha]

Camella?

[Terry21]

If she's no wife from anybody of the band, I'd like her to blow me.

[Hunam]

I like what they did there. It really gives a sense of being alien to the person in the bed. We all know people dont talk like that and it really gives that sense of strange to it all. Kinda like robots/aliens trying to imiate human life, or the whole thing could have been a weird hallucination, kinda like Jacobs Ladder sans the horror.

[TJP]

well, blair said in the most recent newsletter that the nurse and doctor "are well known to readers of this site"Yeah i read that! i bet its someone you would never think of [oh yeah i like you're pic aswell i was watching that movie yesterday]

[sysyphus]

I think I have a pretty good idea who the doctor and nurse is after reading blair's latest newsletter.

[smirk]

well it's narrowed down a bit init

[Lysander]

70 posts. 70 posts before anyone even mentions Camella. Fantastic job you scatterbrained fuckers. Sheesh.

[2and46]

70 posts. 70 posts before anyone even mentions Camella. Fantastic job you scatterbrained fuckers. Sheesh.

So you have proof? Please divulge. (by the way...I was thinking the same thing)

[Gendo_Ikari's_Glasses]

She's the Playmate that Blair stalks.

Or an Icelandic Girl.... That we hear about.

[TheJuiceOfSatan]

dude, i put that part of lost keys on a loop and break out the lube. That fuckin nurse is hot as hell.

[jack_shit]

couldn't be syd kato

[Icculus]

I agree, she sounds like a porn actress, or maybe one of Maynard's Bikini Bandit Bitches.

I'm pretty sure it's the same chick from L.A.M.C.

[Terry21]

70 posts. 70 posts before anyone even mentions Camella. Fantastic job you scatterbrained fuckers. Sheesh.

Camella has been mentioned several times you dumbfounded dumbfuck.

[smeefsmeef]

Camella has been mentioned several times you dumbfounded dumbfuck.

Chill out, Mr. Belligerent.

[moleman]

I'm probably completly wrong but I think the nurse sounds like Jenna Fischer. She plays Pam on "The Office".

I'm with this guy. I came here to suggest this but someone had already beaten me to it, and yes she is hot.

[duncang]

Is it just me or would they not be credited in the booklet?

Bet you the Doctor is one of Tool doing an impression and the Nurse is a girl called Danni Carey...heh.

[mjkajdcjc]

Hot nurses!

Oh, yeah!

[mr. nikki jensen]

Hot nurses!

Oh, yeah!

yea.... (clapping my tiny hands)

[something_Dark]

LMAO!! this thread is top notch! I almost forgot I started it...

hot nurses=happy patients

[wolffman5200]

when she says "No doctor, no obvious physical trauma, vitals are stable." vitals are stable at first sounded like "bibles are stupid". yes anyone else notice this?

[DON IOTAE]

I know its just a voice but that girl sounds like she is smokein hott!!! Ide give her my chart!

very well put.

"that IS the problem... we don't know." she sounds oh so hot.

[æmoeba•°·.]

I may be a little behind, but isn't the docter's voice Justin? and I'm pretty certain the women's voice is Camella.

-Andrew

[DON IOTAE]

no shit...

[BlanketEffect]

She use to do poorn untill http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/badcamerama.html

Fucking awesome!

[smeefsmeef]

I still think she sounds short ... with fat arms.

[Arkham Asylum]

She's probably smokin'.

[AlcheMilla]

Yes. Thank you. The first time I heard this, I remember thinking "This is the worst voice acting I've ever heard." When I hear this song, I don't picture a doctor and a nurse in a hospital, I piture two people in a studio with their scripts in front of them :\

Maybe it's supposed to be bad, but man...

yup, it's just so lame.... but maybe she is meant to sound hot, not like a nurse ? I mean, in real life we shuffle around in birkenstocks and shout after the doctor or just smack him with the charts, like, here, read.

[something_Dark]

Sounds plausible.

there is nothing more beautiful then the sound of a woman's voice.






in either a time of emergency or in a time of medical need. That's why we all ran to Mummy's room when we stubbed our toe on the door in the middle of the night...

[eataduck]

its my wife

[resonance.]

pics?

[eataduck]

pics?

if yr talking about my wife,they are in my closet.Help yrself

[HelenA]

How beautiful is this song? I just love it - it was GORGEOUS live in Sydney. I don't listen to the words anymore.

[Blue10]

camella is credited as the nurses voice if you go to butcherband.com
its under the bio

[Resolution]

this interlude is a great catalyst for what is to come.

[tryptosaur]

Oh--my Goddddd!!!!!
Does anyone else remember that little extra kid Oliver from the later episodes of The Brady Bunch?
I used to fantasize when everybody would leave the house that he was really Sam-the butcher and Mike Brady's REAL dead daughter's illigitimate love-child.
I know you all see where I'm going with this... like I even need to say anymore!
Everyone knows that Wilma-- no- Alice-the-maid actually wore the same unwashed blue-I -wanna-be -a maid -for Halloween-every-fucking-day untill my-lips completely-dehydrate-and -turn-into -powder-that smells-like-a grated-decomposed-ritually-sacrificed-Jesuit-sea-otter-menstruating-on-the side-of a-dirt-road politely-covered-in kitty-litter-with Woodland Fruit-Glade-so-your-shit-won't-stink-cover-up-for a-fragrant-moment-aerosole-spray C**t-that she always was and ever shall be.
And yet Oliver was so cute in a borderline-androgynous kind of way, with those little spectacles, like a cuddly little scientist who morphed himself into exactly what everyone would expect him to be to fill the everwidening Brady-Void that only hardcore heroin addicts can relate to on their worst days and only Sam-the butcher would see as a way of inculcating one of the first really virulent strains of e-coli directly into the human genome through as his reigning heir to the throne of His Divine Carnivouurous Grace, Oliver.
So, it's pretty apparent that even without the cryoenhancement conducted at the speed of very fast yellow, almost verging on yellow-green through a 3-microgigaliter alimony filament in suspension that the voice everyone hears is really very similar to the -no-matter-how you-look-@-it-you are -Right, if it makes-you-happy--postulate.
It's good to have a juicy little fantasy every once in a while.
But if you must eat meat and engage in full-throttle coitus, be sure to wash your hands before preparing the meat for consumption. You don't want it tasting like your own semen mixed with Summer's Eve in a crockpot on slow simmer.

[tryptosaur]

Where did everyone go?

[something_Dark]

I think she sounds fat, with short arms.

LOL! Yeah and a big black mole on her chin with just a tid-bit of hair protruding from it..

[orangeisgoood]

she sounds orgasmic!