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implandnoises
04-20-2006, 06:46 AM
By jove I have cracked it!

The mystery behind Blair's apparent lack of an April Fool's joke this year has been uncovered!

After many hours researching forgotten texts of anything I could get my hands on, covering topics ranging from the necromancy of the Lipan Apaches to the 23 lone gunmen on the grassy knoll, I finally realised where I was going wrong.

Its a simple anagram....

"Of course!" I said to myself, my inner self, my outer self, my shadow self and my higher self. "It all makes sense now!"

I set to work on what would turn out to be a tragically gut renching path of discovery...

And here it is!

Solved!

But, please, before you read the answer, remind yourselves: "We are all one mind, I am you and you are me and we are all together." Do not let what I am about to reveal to you disturb your connection to the global conciousness. Be at peace with your infinite oneness and welcome this into your collective void.

First I will restate Blair's message on the April 1st:


"Here's some amazing shit: The new Tool single, "Vicarious" will officially be heard on radio on April 17th. That's all I've got... so to the Fox & Hounds I go.

locking the door... "


Now the anagram translated, prepare yourself...


"Hi,
Only a fool would think this is a hoax album. It’s official, I’ve heard it! LSD does strange things… get too high in school at age 17? Poor clone & zero, no more TV!! We’re ill…"

Perseensilmä
04-20-2006, 06:55 AM
Fuck.

5th Eye
04-20-2006, 06:59 AM
Not the first dumb anagram that's been posted.

fault
04-20-2006, 07:12 AM
Now the anagram translated, prepare yourself...

"Hi,
Only a fool would think this is a hoax album. It’s official, I’ve heard it! LSD does strange things… get too high in school at age 17? Poor clone & zero, no more TV!! We’re ill…"

It woulda been waaay more convincing if the paragraphs visibly had the same amount of letters.

implandnoises
04-20-2006, 07:33 AM
I am confused...

It took me hours to work that out...

Count them, it all matches.

Don't be afraid, the truth won't hurt you...

Cemetery Shindig
04-20-2006, 07:40 AM
It woulda been waaay more convincing if the paragraphs visibly had the same amount of letters.

Not that I believe his theory, but they do have the same letters. No idea why he spent time on that.

drape
04-20-2006, 07:43 AM
how were u able to do that?

implandnoises
04-20-2006, 07:44 AM
how were u able to do that?

Dunno, just came to me in a dream...

drape
04-20-2006, 07:45 AM
someone must have told you, what does "Poor clone & zero, no more TV!!" mean?

implandnoises
04-20-2006, 07:53 AM
poor=not rich
clone=not unique
zero=not anything
no more TV=no more TV