Trent Reznor cameo?

[skwid]

the scream at 00:58....could it be?

[Cid]

the scream at 00:58....could it be?

"hey you, mr skwidman. please don't touch me"

[ladiatia]

hahaahhaa. It sounds like Reznor.

[reverend resistor]

hahaahhaa. It sounds like Reznor.

Hardly.

[Lipan Conjured]

Yes it is Trent Reznor has a cameo on this album. In Lipan Conjuring. He contributes a scream. Puh-lease............................................. ................

[84 pontiac dream]

at first i thought that it was a drunk danny carey with a shot gun ready to shoot someone

[svet-am]

it COULD be trent. He's contributed less on Tori Amos and Pigface albums. However, I dont think it IS trent. The voice just doesn't have the resonance of trent's.

[Chuck_Of_Wah]

at first i thought that it was a drunk danny carey with a shot gun ready to shoot someone


I thought it was JUSTIN!


The first visual I got was some native americans sittin' around a fire with the guys from TOOL, all chanting, eyes closed, concentrated, and all of a sudden our scruffy drunk Englishman (yes, with the beard) stumbles over a log and lets out a pathetic yell before falling face flat on the ground.

:D

[rembrandt_q_einstein]

i think those dudes must have ate some peyote

[DeadMoney]

the scream at 00:58....could it be?

Remember how Tool said that there was no other artists, or guests on this album?

[kidgloves2]

Remember how Tool said that there was no other artists, or guests on this album?


They did say that. But I can't help but hear Josh Homme in there :) I'm not making a joke either.

[weak&weary]

I thought it was JUSTIN!


The first visual I got was some native americans sittin' around a fire with the guys from TOOL, all chanting, eyes closed, concentrated, and all of a sudden our scruffy drunk Englishman (yes, with the beard) stumbles over a log and lets out a pathetic yell before falling face flat on the ground.

:D
The first time I've ever truly laughed out loud on this site. Awesome.

[grady]

the scream at 00:58....could it be?

I just came to this song's thread to propose that same question. i didn't notice who it might be (i just knew it wasn't Maynard) until last night when i was listening with headphones. I thought maybe I just wanted it to be Trent, but he does do a lot of work with them, and if you guys noticed it too, then I'm pretty sure it is.

[Siel Yardman]

it's fucking blair drunk off some amber pints

[Nate-dogg21]

I think its george bush

[ID-entity]

I thought it was JUSTIN!


The first visual I got was some native americans sittin' around a fire with the guys from TOOL, all chanting, eyes closed, concentrated, and all of a sudden our scruffy drunk Englishman (yes, with the beard) stumbles over a log and lets out a pathetic yell before falling face flat on the ground.

:D
Great visual. Funny ass shit, man!

[the usual]

Remember how Tool said that there was no other artists, or guests on this album?
True!

[DDathcha]

Remember how Tool said that there was no other artists, or guests on this album?

Tool has never lied to me. How about you?

[DeadMoney]

Tool has never lied to me. How about you?

Well what purpose would it serve to have a guest artist on a song, then deny it flatly... If there was a guest, say Trent Reznor, don't you think they might have mentioned it, possibly luring NIN fans?

[Tino]

no artists or guests?
then where does this TIMMAAAAAH come from?

[skwid]

Well what purpose would it serve to have a guest artist on a song, then deny it flatly... If there was a guest, say Trent Reznor, don't you think they might have mentioned it, possibly luring NIN fans?

NIN fans would be pretty pissed if they came to find that Trent's contribution was a little scream...Just think about Maynards part in "Know your Enemy", That's the kind of cameo that should be announced.

[*see*you*auntie*]

I think it's Dan doing the chant and the infamous scream. I also don't think this song is a joke as in, "hey let's do this so the fans can have a laugh." I like it a lot. Flame away, I'm wearing WonderWoman asbestos underoos. ;P

[oxman69]

the scream at 00:58....could it be?
It could be him. But if he is making a cameo on a TOOL album then it would be more than this. Trust me, Trent does not do things half arsed. Mind, neither does MJK.

[girlwiththesuninherhead]

I think its george bush
hahaha, so amusing! I can't help but remember this everytime I listen to the song now!

[rembrandt_q_einstein]

"hey you, mr skwidman. please don't touch me"
by god, i think you are right

[21122012]

It could be him. But if he is making a cameo on a TOOL album then it would be more than this. Trust me, Trent does not do things half arsed. Mind, neither does MJK.

His contribution to Tori's "Past the Mission" was pretty minor, appearing only in the chorus and even then buried way down behind Tori.

[Carbonatedgravy]

It could be him. But if he is making a cameo on a TOOL album then it would be more than this. Trust me, Trent does not do things half arsed. Mind, neither does MJK.

If this is a joke/goofing-off track, and I believe it is, Trent putting in a difficult-to-recognize totally minor performance is much funnier and much more likely. So while he may not make a minor contribution on a serious track, in this case I think the insignificance of the contribution makes it all the more likely.

[seneca77]

i happen to be native american and found this track perfectly placed. this is not a joke track. racial insensitivity is not something that comes from tool folks.

[Ertai]

well if no one other than the 4 guys were on the album... were did the native american tribe and the doctor/nurse come from?

[holotrope]

the scream at 00:58....could it be?

LOL!!! I also thought it sounded just like him, but it's probably just the distortion on the vocal, which Trent has never shyed away from, which makes it sound like that. But rule out nothing!

[holotrope]

Trust me, Trent does not do things half arsed.


Looks like someone didn't listen to With Teeth... lol.

[champion]

A scream on an album is not a cameo, a cameo is a visual appearance.

It doesn't sound like Trent, and Tool announced that they were the only musicians involved in this album. Chances are, it's Danny.

[paganman7]

Looks like someone didn't listen to With Teeth... lol.


Despite liking With Teeth, this made me laugh.

[Frenchy]

Sorry guys, there is no way that this is Trent. Anyone recall that he he got pissed at Maynard and Billy over the live performance of Passive (then Vacant) and as a result scrapped the Tapeworm project? He seems to hold a grudge pretty well (see Manson). All that aside... it doesn't sound like him, as much as I wish it did.

[teleincision]

I thought it was JUSTIN!


The first visual I got was some native americans sittin' around a fire with the guys from TOOL, all chanting, eyes closed, concentrated, and all of a sudden our scruffy drunk Englishman (yes, with the beard) stumbles over a log and lets out a pathetic yell before falling face flat on the ground.

:D
8)

NICE!!!

[Godbluff]

Nah. We all know who does that kind of voice, and it's Tom Waits. Right off Bone Machine.

[K In Yo Mouf]

Sorry guys, there is no way that this is Trent. Anyone recall that he he got pissed at Maynard and Billy over the live performance of Passive (then Vacant) and as a result scrapped the Tapeworm project? He seems to hold a grudge pretty well (see Manson). All that aside... it doesn't sound like him, as much as I wish it did.

I Actually Thought Him and Mason Made Up After Their Feud...

Can u Imagine How Good the Tapeworm Project Would Have Been...

[DeathByPain]

Trent Reznor actually wrote and recorded The Grudge on Lateralus completely by himself, though it hasn't been made public until... right now.

Sorry guys, there is no way that this is Trent. Anyone recall that he he got pissed at Maynard and Billy over the live performance of Passive (then Vacant) and as a result scrapped the Tapeworm project? He seems to hold a grudge pretty well (see Manson). All that aside... it doesn't sound like him, as much as I wish it did.

[Fit4Demolition]

I thought it was JUSTIN!


The first visual I got was some native americans sittin' around a fire with the guys from TOOL, all chanting, eyes closed, concentrated, and all of a sudden our scruffy drunk Englishman (yes, with the beard) stumbles over a log and lets out a pathetic yell before falling face flat on the ground.

:D

i could definatly see that, he would probably be wearing the same shirt as in the pool promo pic too. haha that made me laugh pretty good.

[bellamadia]

Remember how Tool said that there was no other artists, or guests on this album?

The nurse is a "guest" unless they added a female to TOOL and we were all unaware, or one of the members had a sex change... or wait BETTER, maybe one of them was a girl all along! WOW, they really have played a BIG april fools joke THIS TIME!

[pSYCHOtHErAPIST]

Trent Reznor

Sucks.

Sell-Out.

Fell-Off.

[bellamadia]

Trent Reznor

Sucks.

Sell-Out.

Fell-Off.

Instead of just blurting out your opinion, back it up. Why do you think these things?

[cynicis]

I know TOOL fans are typically conspiracy theorists and factoid nuts.... but you hear a scream and attribute it to Trent Reznor? That's ridiculous. Plus... so what if it is? I don't care if it was George Bush, it's a scream. The only thing to recognize about it is the artistic impression TOOL leaves by putting it in there, the screamer is entirely meaningless.

Plus... they credit someone else in the liner notes. So, unless you're a scumbag and didn't actually buy it, you should know this.

[redshift.]

^Yeah...

Page six (hint: it is the page below Adam's picture) it will inform you that one Bill McConnell is responsible for those vocals.

Good fight! No rematch.

[threethirtythree]

i am just happy trent let maynard put Passive on eMOTIVe, i was getting tired of the live version on my computer. will tapeworm ever surface? its probably about as likely as that live dvd. sad.

[blair's man sausage]

The nurse is a "guest" unless they added a female to TOOL and we were all unaware, or one of the members had a sex change... or wait BETTER, maybe one of them was a girl all along! WOW, they really have played a BIG april fools joke THIS TIME!

what you haven't seen mjk's tits?

[threethirtythree]

i saw them at the pepsi center and they are magnificent

[bellamadia]

what you haven't seen mjk's tits?

LOL yes they are quite nice...in fact, I'd like to suck on them. Ma Ma?

[tronk]

It could be him. But if he is making a cameo on a TOOL album then it would be more than this. Trust me, Trent does not do things half arsed. Mind, neither does MJK.

Trent works in quality, not quantity. And that was one of the most fantabulously perfect scream-moan i have ever encountered.

[JOK3R]

not even close to trent

[CopperGoat]

Sounds more like JIM MORRISON drunk on whiskey to me

[IC]

the scream at 00:58....could it be?
no, i think thats mcconnell.

[Inner_Eulogy]

I just came to this song's thread to propose that same question. i didn't notice who it might be (i just knew it wasn't Maynard) until last night when i was listening with headphones. I thought maybe I just wanted it to be Trent, but he does do a lot of work with them, and if you guys noticed it too, then I'm pretty sure it is.

You have no idea what you're talking about. Trent is not on good terms with Maynard. If you recall the Tapeworm project which was dropped by Trent because he was pissed that APC played a song from the project live during one of their shows.

Like...get a clue

[CopperGoat]

I listened to it again, it's definitely Morrison.

[Rooney eats it]

i hear a little Elvis in it. am i alone on this one?

[Tom Morello]

You have no idea what you're talking about. Trent is not on good terms with Maynard. If you recall the Tapeworm project which was dropped by Trent because he was pissed that APC played a song from the project live during one of their shows.

Like...get a clue

Except for the fact that Trent called Maynard a dear friend and an excellent song writter, hoped to do a real collaboration with him in the future and thanked him in the With_Teeth credits, right?

http://nin.com/access/5_08_04/questions1.gif

[Vulneris]

its not trent it couldn't be he is not mentioned in the production credits...read them and you will find out who does the vox on this song

[teardrop.from.the.sun]

possibly it was me...though you would not see the forest for the trees...

[Jizzlobber]

Despite liking With Teeth, this made me laugh.

With teeth was a poor album but had good songs. it just didnt feel like a nin album instead just songs put together on track.

as for the tapeworm project, i never thought it was maynard and trent. i thought it was trent and billy, the apc writter and that maynard was the singer.

another point is that ppl seem to forget that Tool write the music and that maynard does not. he is just a piece in a amazing and talented band. infact what i read was that he doesnt come into the studio or where ever they create their music, with the core riff, that he 'reacts' to the music that is presented than creates the music.

back on topic. being a trent fan an all, it certainly does sound like trent. just how he presents the end of his scream. also about the fellow that comment that trent holds grudges. last i knew that was true, with manson and courtney cox. Trent was the producer for some of manson work. listening to mansons last album it diffiantly felt that trent was missing there. btw, what a terrible album that was. dont even know the name of it. but i also heard that trent has changed his life, off drugs etc. hence the change and less aggression bar 'you know what you are' on the with teeth album. and that he might of gone on the 12 step program. and i dont know the steps but im pretty sure that forgiveness or amnesty is one of them.

anyway back to the topic. that does sound like trent. btw does anyone know who the australian doctor is in lost keys.

wow that was a quick post. and before i leave, i would like to say, if maynard was to work well with another artist, then 'devin townsend' will be great. infact devin and mike patton keep me company while tool and trent take so long to write albums.

[Jizzlobber]

also i just remembered. manson and trent did make up. unless their fullout was after the fragile album which im sure that was not the case. manson stard in the 'starsuckers' clip. where manson played country cox. i beleive the song was about her and that trent wanted the song out there as much as possible to get back at her from her comment that she made on television host show. i believe the comment she made was on the size of trents dick.

by changing the song track title on the film clip to starsuckers it enabled that to happen. also i just tell myself that so i dont think trent sold out. makes me sleep better at night.

[melshro]

I Actually Thought Him and Mason Made Up After Their Feud...

Can u Imagine How Good the Tapeworm Project Would Have Been...


first of all, i don't think that sounds anything like trent...at all.

reznor was pissed about a perfect cirlce playing the tapeworm song before "it's potential was fully realized." but the tapeworm project was not scrapped because of that. it was not officially cancelled until a couple years later due to much more complicated issues.

and reznor and manson did settle things. i have a video of manson joining nin on stage in a concert in the middle of starfuckers (the song supposedly about manson taking reznor for granted in launching his career...not about courtney cox) and then going into beautiful people...great video by the way.

[Jizzlobber]

first of all, i don't think that sounds anything like trent...at all.

reznor was pissed about a perfect cirlce playing the tapeworm song before "it's potential was fully realized." but the tapeworm project was not scrapped because of that. it was not officially cancelled until a couple years later due to much more complicated issues.

and reznor and manson did settle things. i have a video of manson joining nin on stage in a concert in the middle of starfuckers (the song supposedly about manson taking reznor for granted in launching his career...not about courtney cox) and then going into beautiful people...great video by the way.


maybe that was true though my opinion still feels real. look how manson dresses up like. seems like he is dressed up as courntey cox. anyway the point is, is this Reznor. I still stand that he does sound like reznor but dont believe that it is. why would someone like reznor be in a song for 2 secs. and song that is a filler.

[melshro]

just watched the video again to refresh my memory...
i'm not sure how you draw the conclusion manson is dressed as courtney cox just because he's dressed as a woman. he's not wearing a mask of her face or anything. then when he breaks the plates, the first one has manson's face on it. when he throws cd's in the toilet, none are clearly visible except the last two, which are manson's. and the first bust he breaks is reznor's. the title was changed from starfuckers to starsuckers for two reasons. so it could be aired on radio and tv, and because manson and reznor settled things in between teh time the song was produced and released. hence starfuckers on the cd and starsuckers on the video.

as for the voice, i don't think it sounds like reznor, nor do i think he would have taken the time to record that while he was touring last year.

[Agenda]

No guests? Look in the liner notes, I think you will be surprised. You know it could be anyone from tool, or Bill or even Joe. But Bill is the only other person that is credited for lipan other then Tool which leads me to believe its one of those 5 men. It could be Maynard, listening to Tool or anything else he's done you can see he has different screams.

[Tom Morello]

Trent did make up with Manson at a time during the Fragile era, but that was five years ago. They aren't on good terms anymore, just check out Trent's responses on the Access page of nin.com...

[Opiate_Mass]

Trent Reznor

Sucks.

Sell-Out.

Fell-Off.

Fuck-Up

No-ob!

[Opiate_Mass]

The first time I've ever truly laughed out loud on this site. Awesome.
Ditto and as for the scream it's some guy name Bill Mc*forget the name* but yeah, check in the LINEAR (not 'liner') notes. Not to mention it sounds NOTHING like reznor.

[Matt8]

trent reznor sucks.

[Max T.]

i think trent reznor is pretty sweet. but a scream on this? eehhhh....doubtful. The first few times I didn't really think much of it, but then afterwards I thought it was Justin or something....

the trent thing is kinda lame though

[Bipf]

the scream at 00:58....could it be?

Sounds like a snippet of Jim Morrison

[Jett]

sounds like Maynards voice layered many times to me.

[StereoScopicLenses]

I saw some in studio pics when tool was recording this album on Adam JOne's myspace page. Josh Homme from QOTSA was there in a pic with Maynard. I have no idea why he was there. But when i listen to the scream at the end of this track. I always think it could be him. But i am probably dead wrong. Liner notes seem to contradict my assesments.

[will see you auntie]

the scream at 00:58....could it be?

im pretty sure it was satan. or pat benetar.

[Dteyn]

i hear a little Elvis in it. am i alone on this one?

Yes and no. I don't hear a little Elvis... I hear an old, fat Elvis.

:D

In all seriousness, I think it's a pretty cool segue... especially the lyrics (http://toolnavy.com/showthread.php?t=48656). ;)

[Gnome_Chomsky]

I thought it sounded like Ozzy

[chaos_one666]

my money's on pat benetar......or willem dafoe

[black_rose]

I presumed it was Danny for some reason, don't know why it would just make sense.

[æmoeba•°·.]

ha...-.-

[Existence_exists]

The nurse is a "guest" unless they added a female to TOOL and we were all unaware, or one of the members had a sex change... or wait BETTER, maybe one of them was a girl all along! WOW, they really have played a BIG april fools joke THIS TIME!

Justin =Paz hmmm

[PriceisRight]

I heard that Billy is actually Maynard and that it's actually Adam who sings for APC

that would explain maynard being hidden back so far...he's lip syncing.

AND ADAMS THE VOICE!!!!

[white horse]

Except for the fact that Trent called Maynard a dear friend and an excellent song writter, hoped to do a real collaboration with him in the future and thanked him in the With_Teeth credits, right?

http://nin.com/access/5_08_04/questions1.gif

Ah, correct on both this and TR's "relationship" with Manson (Good riddance, I say, the guy is a dickhead)

damn, I haven't been a n00b in a long time.

oh and despite being a NIN fan I too got a LOL out of the WT crack.

[myky]

if it was trent, it would have been mentioned... it hasnt. do you seriously think trent would cameo and not want some recognition for it.

[Karmel Sutra]

Sounds more like JIM MORRISON drunk on whiskey to me

I think that it sounds like Morrison every time I hear it. He did something similar on one of their albums, can't remember which one though.

[RobVos]

I think its george bush

On the jacket of my CD it clearly gives credit to HOWARD DEAN for the scream.

[swampyfool]

On the jacket of my CD it clearly gives credit to HOWARD DEAN for the scream.
<rimshot>

[Artistic Sickness]

im pretty sure it was satan. or pat benetar.
It's satan. Drunk on Gin. Whilst having intercourse with Morrison.

[Dark Globe]

its Bill McConnell

[moneyisevil]

ur bill mcconnell

[Dark Globe]

well.......... YOUR JR

[allusion7.0]

Looks like someone didn't listen to With Teeth... lol.
don't be an asshole. I liked With Teeth a lot.

[1350 Days]

On the jacket of my CD it clearly gives credit to HOWARD DEAN for the scream.
Ya know, the more I listen to it, it does sound like Howard Dean.

It's most likely Carey though. Dunno why though.

[smeefsmeef]

It's Paramahansa Yogananda

[Aunt Acid]

Well who ever did it can't sing for shit, can't even hit a Goddamn A (or whatever note it is).

[Radius]

Well who ever did it can't sing for shit, can't even hit a Goddamn A (or whatever note it is).

Whatever note that is?? Hehe....I hope you're joking.
This track seriously doesn't even begin to sound like TR for a second.
I thought at first Maybe it was maynard, but then realized quickly that it's some dude named Bill McConnell.....
With Teeth was 95% The Shit by the way. I loved the hell out of that album, DESPITE The Hand That Feeds' existence on it.....

[wearethestories]

someone close this inane discussion.

[nmayhew]

Looks like someone didn't listen to With Teeth... lol.

with teeth is an amazing album, you probably just like downward spiral and thats it, I bet you hate the fragile too?? if i'm wrong correct me

[nmayhew]

Trent Reznor

Sucks.

Sell-Out.

Fell-Off.


and how did you come to this conclusion???? gee....last i heard Trent was pretty damn peticular about his work. this does not equal sell out.

lets investigate

sellout=avenged sevenfold (one circumstance, there are many more)

avenged sevenfold=guitar+boy band

trent reznor is not equivalent to: guitar+boy band

thus

trent reznor is not equivalent to: sellout

[Inner_Eulogy]

Well what purpose would it serve to have a guest artist on a song, then deny it flatly... If there was a guest, say Trent Reznor, don't you think they might have mentioned it, possibly luring NIN fans?

Besides, I thought they weren't exactly on good terms due to APC playing that song off of the "supposed" Tapeworm prject that never went anywhere

[RaG3aH0liC]

Besides, I thought they weren't exactly on good terms due to APC playing that song off of the "supposed" Tapeworm prject that never went anywhere
I would say NIN and APC are on decent terms. NIN's current touring outfit is comprised of two APC members. Josh Freese and Jeordie White. So if they are on bad terms, then why hire its band members?

[Confuzzled]

Maybe it is Trent Renzor maybe it isnt. Dunno it did kinda sound like him...but if it was he probably would have been mentioned. It might be him ...or it might not. Ill guess we'll never know....
One of life's great mystreries. Ya know.

[without judgement]

i dont think it is at all

[DON IOTAE]

the scream at 00:58....could it be?
fo sho

[noisetherapy]

I'll bet its in the newsletters... Go look in there, and look into this even further. Once you figure this out, it'll unlock all the mysteries of 10,000 days.

[StereoScopicLenses]

JOSH HOMME

[Mooseifer]

If it was trent on the track, it would say on the album cover.

[DON IOTAE]

bump

[DON IOTAE]

trent reznor actually posted here saying that, in fact, it is him.

[wearethestories]

someone close this damn thread

[DON IOTAE]

BUMP

[DON IOTAE]

I AM TR

[Phalanges]

I thought it was JUSTIN!


The first visual I got was some native americans sittin' around a fire with the guys from TOOL, all chanting, eyes closed, concentrated, and all of a sudden our scruffy drunk Englishman (yes, with the beard) stumbles over a log and lets out a pathetic yell before falling face flat on the ground.

:D

Word! That's exactly what I envisioned. I could see Maynard and Adam and Danny all focused and entranced, and Justin stumbling around beligerently, tripping, letting out that scream, and breaking everyone's concentration.

[Phalanges]

Now I'm pretty sure the screamer is either a ham sandwich, an incorrectly proportioned baby, or an enormous tadpole.

[jennifer_garner]

I think its satan

[donjuanpedro]

have we read the linear notes?

[DON IOTAE]

no, why?

[donjuanpedro]

it says who sang lipan conjuring: Bill McConnell

[eternalnuisance.com]

No, I don't think it is. It just doesn't sound like Reznor. Sorry

[preciousbookwhore]

I have to agree, does not sound like Reznor at all.
At least not the present one.
His voice is too, hmmm, high pitched.

[preciousbookwhore]

Some one lock this fucking thread finally.

Awwww, but then where would all the crazy Reznor/Maynard fans talk about them together?

[EulogyCallinMe]

you're a bad person

ahaha i have no idea why thats so funny but it is!

[DON IOTAE]

its trent, k?

[eternalnuisance.com]

No it's not. Kthnx

[Carny_Handles]

The nurse is a "guest" unless they added a female to TOOL and we were all unaware, or one of the members had a sex change... or wait BETTER, maybe one of them was a girl all along! WOW, they really have played a BIG april fools joke THIS TIME!


which proves this album is the fake

[duncang]

It absolutely reeks of Reznor.

[ashdelecour]

where manson played country cox.

He wasn't dressed as Courtney Cox. It was Courtney Love from Hole. Kurt Cobains widowed wife.

And as said before if you look at the liner notes you will that it says Bill McConnell does the Vocals.

[wearethestories]

again... what's with all the NIN posts on the TOOL forum?

can we please close this ridiculous thread?

[champion]

I really hope not.

[DON IOTAE]

fo sho, it is.

[jevons]

Trent Reznor can't make those sounds as yet. Until Witha Teetha, he couldn't even sing, not that it mattered.
On the dream thing, a few days, or weeks ago, i dreamt Maynard was scooting around in a street, he saw me, and told me to buy a stereo.
I think i woke up.

The voice is far too Native to be Reznor.

[jevons]

Jackass.

The Native North Americans, like the our gentle cousins the Bonobo found deep in the Congo, were a happy people: little tribes of environmentalists, crude chemists with deep family ties who occasionally got together to develop intertribe relations or knock the shit out of each other.
Again, like the Bonobo, these people were versed in the pleasurable arts: smoking, knitting, ass fucking.
Then pirates came; big, horny, Pirates.
This concludes part I of Jack's primetime special: fucking jackasses. Episode II, leafnaspleaf's a fucking jackass; same bat-time, same bat-channel.
Go swallow sharp things.

[a-groan-of-tedium]

yeah, it's Reznor. Since they are on good terms, Maynard should catch another Tapeworm.

[DON IOTAE]

yay Tapeworm.

[jevons]

Say it again, you racist motherfucker. Blackfoot Indian, Irish, right here. Fucking say something. Oh, wait... I hear it: ''this is stupid... i can't wrap my head around the staggering possibility that a lifetime spent chasing Nothing around in circles in my appartment, terrified to be loved or accept past torment has left me vacant, numb, longing for attention with only two tools with which to accquire it- my shrivelled penis and a dusty, antiquated sarcasm."

I had a dream last night, a dream where an enemy declared himself to me. I said, ''shit, that's never happened before."
Tonight i hope i dream of the little monkey on your back. I hope i see hime dance, chase shiny objects. I hope i can stifle my laughter long enough to say ''good monkey, keep up the good work, go for his thumbs. His thumbs.''

You are a waste of what is left of clean water. And, as i have said earlier, keep your diseptic fucking liver of a brain away from clean paper and the space of others.

GET THE FUCK OUT

[jevons]

yay tapeworm

[DON IOTAE]

yay!

[jevons]

hahahahaha, oooh i haven't laughed like that since i was a little girl, thank you. Amazing what an exclamation point can do.

[a-groan-of-tedium]

yay Tapeworm.

lol, ok. I've always wanted to see Mayanrd in an industrial band, but Puscifer has some industrial influence, i guess.

[DON IOTAE]

Puscifer = shit. imo.

PS: you're welcome, jevons.

[jevons]

Puscifier is intentionally shit, i thought.
Fuck, first that dumb ís tool rockstar now' thread tells me about maynard's groupies, now this.
Walls are crumbling.
so cold

[jevons]

Intentionally shit like Green Jello? Run Ronnie Run, come on, they're not serious? Building up the walls.

RonnieDobbsRonnieDobbs!!!!

[jevons]

Based on what? Childish oneliners? You. Or racist sidebars? You.
Bitter?
Yes.
Drunk?
Possibly.
Fucking sick and tired?
You got it, cupkake.
I expected, wait, there it is: I expected.
Fuck yo'self.

[jevons]

And don't get on any high horse, either. All i've seen you do in my pithy little fourteen days here is step into the circle, squirt a drop of piss, usually on your own shoe, and dissappear chuckling into the night. You aren't in any position to act bipedal, let alone get up on that horse.
Why bother?

[a-groan-of-tedium]

Puscifer = shit. imo.

PS: you're welcome, jevons.

I've always liked Puscifer, i try to give anything Tool related a chance.

[jevons]

But, if Maynard got on stage next time you saw them, and he said ''um, i don't know how many of you are familiar wit hthe work of My Chemical Romance, but here they are, with special guest lead vocalist, myself and dog doo on a stick.''
I gave ém a chance, they made me laugh. RONNIEDOBBSRONNIEDOBBS!

[a-groan-of-tedium]

But, if Maynard got on stage next time you saw them, and he said ''um, i don't know how many of you are familiar wit hthe work of My Chemical Romance, but here they are, with special guest lead vocalist, myself and dog doo on a stick.''
I gave ém a chance, they made me laugh. RONNIEDOBBSRONNIEDOBBS!

My Chem + Maynard = Shit, but i can stand eating shit sometimes. lol

[DON IOTAE]

shit = shit.

dispute that!

[jevons]

ahahaaaaaaaaaaaagh.

But seriously, BLack Parade 4 Life.

Awhen i was,
a young boy
my father
took me into the city,
to see a marching band.

Deep shit, ya? I think it's aboot the end of the world, but my grandmother says it's Quabbalistic, and worse off, my brother says that if you play it backwards, it sounds better.

[a-groan-of-tedium]

ahahaaaaaaaaaaaagh.

But seriously, BLack Parade 4 Life.

Awhen i was,
a young boy
my father
took me into the city,
to see a marching band.

Deep shit, ya? I think it's aboot the end of the world, but my grandmother says it's Quabbalistic, and worse off, my brother says that if you play it backwards, it sounds better.

Awhen i was,
a young boy
my father
pulled down my pants and touched me,
and started to stroke with his hand.

That was the original lyrics, but Gerard cut himself and cried. The bandmates helped him through it and rewrote the song.

[jevons]

Baaaaahhahahahy- fucking ha-yo. Now that's dark comedy.

Melodramatic pussywillows, little fluffy balls better suited atop a stick in the middle of nowhere, if you ask me.

read the next lines to the tune of Gwen Stefani's ''Bannanas."

And all the little kids in their tight rocker pants say "hey, we're cool, none of this has ev-a been a done before..."

[Opiate_Mass]

It absolutely reeks of Reznor.

you are an idiot -.-

[DON IOTAE]

*covers nose*

[jevons]

I was behind you in line, and that wasn't Trent Reznor, that was Jonny Fever. Get your eyes checked.

[DON IOTAE]

I just saw Trent Reznor at the grocery store and he says it's him.

l-o-l

[jevons]

I like the pace of this thread right now, it's more my pace. i like life to be slow-paced, it makes sure i have a chance to see everything. I wonder what life will be like tomorrow? I hope slow.

[SuperSteve]

Reznor, ***.

[jevons]

What does Reznor, *** mean? Ass? Cat? Boo? Just what's behind those asteriskiskses?

[Esurient4Truth]

Probably ass. *** usually means censorship. The only three letter word I can think of that would be appropriately censored is ass.

[jevons]

******, i can think of that one. ****. there''s another. Hmmmmm.

So as long as i don't say ******.

[REQUIEMnJADED4U]

Reznor?! PUH-leeeze......

[insectpinsNR]

Who is trent reznor???. and i think that yell sounds out of place and it is interupting to that all and all well

[Ghostwriter]

the scream at 00:58....could it be?

It's the lead singer of Maroon 5.... DUH

[Esurient4Truth]

TRENT REZNOR AND JAMES MAYNARD KEENAN SHOULDN'T BE USED IN THE SAME SENTANCE. QUIT MAKING THREADS ABOUT MAYNARD AND REZNOR.

That's why they made EchoingTheSound forums okay? (no offense Toolnavy! This is ABOUT TOOL, NOT NINE INCH NAILS. TAKE REZNOR CONVERSATIONS ELSEWHERE PLEASE). Reznor and Maynard are completely two different artists, despite (maybe) similar agenda's.

Just to tingle your bells guys, google Maynard talking about an album release in 08. Probably will never happen, but you never know.

[Ghostwriter]

TRENT REZNOR AND JAMES MAYNARD KEENAN SHOULDN'T BE USED IN THE SAME SENTANCE. QUIT MAKING THREADS ABOUT MAYNARD AND REZNOR.

I know dude... Nine Inch Nails was inspired by Tool, NOT the other way around.

[5th Eye]

What does Reznor, *** mean? Ass? Cat? Boo? Just what's behind those asteriskiskses?

i m o.

no one knows why it is censored

[5th Eye]

that's ***

[nocatharsis]

i'm a huge NIN fan and i don't think it's trent. after reading this thread i listened to the song over and over and i just can't hear it. i always thought the distorted part was maynard, how it leads into Lost Keys and Rosetta Stoned where he has distortion in his voice there.

[๖ۣۜThe Stove๖ۣۜ]

Unless TOOL told me otherwise, nobody would be able to change my mind from thinking it's Danny Carey.

Listen to him in interviews. To me it sounds EXACTLY like him letting out an intense yell. I can picture his face making the expression while he sings it and everything!!! hah.

[DON IOTAE]

ah the jevons days...

[Ravenpig]

I know dude... Nine Inch Nails was inspired by Tool, NOT the other way around.

How exactly was NIN inspired by a band that formed at least a couple years after them/him?

And the scream sounds nothing like Trent.

If it sounds like anybody it's Jim Morrison. Not saying it's him, but it does sound like him.

[Jean Baptiste Spears]

A long time ago, in a galaxy full of special, special people...

some prat got the idea that Trent Reznor could actually sing.

that's how this all happened... 2 years and counting...

[tool25]

Personally, I think its J. Loren Wince, cuz hes a badass.

[ufopancakes]

Not at all. Just responding to threats of violence with the assurance of a beatdown. :D

I think you guys should take a few minutes to whack it before posting on here. Release some of that sexual tension that calls for irrelevant testosterone boasts on these forums. Its for the best.

[ufopancakes]

I have anger problems... I used to solve them by picking up a guitar. Now I have carpal tunnel. Life is a bitch. lol

[ufopancakes]

Besides... a Lipan Conjuring thread is no place for anger. :)

[ufopancakes]

I suggest you eat a healthy dose of mushrooms and give it a chance.

[SAGET]

Rivek, two things:

1) probe lol
2) Do you stick only to album section now?

[Vein]

I believe that it is in fact trent rez.