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Cronos
04-18-2006, 03:24 PM
Hey everyone, I've just recently come across this information through various legitimate sources from the rumor mill, and rest assured this latest leak scare is a decoy album.

No, it is not an album produced by earshot or Chevelle, but a cleverly devised ruse by the members of Tool themselves. After having listened to select tracks, it occured to me that many of them had blatant similarities to past tracks. One track, for instance, is reminiscent of Pushit Live, and one of the filler tracks will remind listeners from a certain filler track on AEnima.

I can't say much else except for the fact that this is all leftover material from past recordings and recent recordings that were never used on their past and upcoming releases. The real album, with the real single, and the REAL album title and cover art will be released on May 2nd, while the decoy, cleverly made as it was, will be placed right next to Ten Thousand Fists on store shelves.

Don't believe it's fake? Maynard is particularly quiet on this decoy, barely making himself heard on many tracks, and with a talent like Maynard why wouldn't you utilize him? Even the lyrics themselves seem to be a rather ingenius joke.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to watch things die and accuse people of being high.

ryan.richardson3
04-18-2006, 03:26 PM
may 2nd.

Ganjalf
04-18-2006, 03:28 PM
may 2nd.

2006

dracomordag
04-18-2006, 03:32 PM
mods: permission for utterly minimal discussion here?

i would just like to know what peoples opinions are on whether or not i should download this. does anyone really believe it to be fake? how's the sound quality? is it kickass?

Lagomorph
04-18-2006, 03:32 PM
ROFl fuck tool are awesum.

ryan.richardson3
04-18-2006, 03:33 PM
even if its fake and they did actually put that shit down and make it, then now I do want to download it. before when it was "real" no way!!!

Perseensilmä
04-18-2006, 03:34 PM
Black Hole Lost Keys

Perseensilmä
04-18-2006, 03:34 PM
This shit is AWESOME!!! I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!

mike tyson
04-18-2006, 03:35 PM
Teleincision

August 16th

Perseensilmä
04-18-2006, 03:36 PM
D

dracomordag
04-18-2006, 03:36 PM
bilboran

january 26

Perseensilmä
04-18-2006, 03:37 PM
E

Perseensilmä
04-18-2006, 03:38 PM
C

Cronos
04-18-2006, 03:38 PM
ryan.richardson3, the leak was leaked for a reason. Your computer is now infected with the Tool virus that will eventually corrupt your shared folder, and cause your computer to re-route to gay porn when opening file sharing programs.

You will lose all your mp3's, and you will eventually lose your harddrive. You will be left with a black screen and white text upon start up saying, "NEXT TIME WAIT TO BUY THE FUCKING ALBUM ASSHOLE!" It's just Tool tooling around with us again.

Anyways, another track, which will remain nameless for my own safety, will remind listeners of Third Eye. I can't wait for the real album!

Perseensilmä
04-18-2006, 03:39 PM
O

Perseensilmä
04-18-2006, 03:41 PM
Y

Riff
04-18-2006, 03:41 PM
:Holds Cronos penis:

Mya
04-18-2006, 03:42 PM
hey riff.

mike tyson
04-18-2006, 03:42 PM
I kind of hope Cronos is right.

dracomordag
04-18-2006, 03:42 PM
mods: permission for utterly minimal discussion here?

i would just like to know what peoples opinions are on whether or not i should download this. does anyone really believe it to be fake? how's the sound quality? is it kickass?
why do we think it's fake, if not for the thought of "rehashing old ideas"?

Cronos
04-18-2006, 03:42 PM
Hey Mya, wanna watch things die and get high? lolololololol!!!11one

Perseensilmä
04-18-2006, 03:42 PM
Have you listened to it?

Riff
04-18-2006, 03:43 PM
hey riff.


ooooh shit!


i can explain....

Naga Royal Guard
04-18-2006, 03:43 PM
ryan.richardson3, the leak was leaked for a reason. Your computer is now infected with the Tool virus that will eventually corrupt your shared folder, and cause your computer to re-route to gay porn when opening file sharing programs.

You will lose all your mp3's, and you will eventually lose your harddrive. You will be left with a black screen and white text upon start up saying, "NEXT TIME WAIT TO BUY THE FUCKING ALBUM ASSHOLE!" It's just Tool tooling around with us again.

Anyways, another track, which will remain nameless for my own safety, will remind listeners of Third Eye. I can't wait for the real album!
hey loser, dont you have anything better to do?

or is this your pathetic last ditch effort for attention?

since starting threads about me didnt pay off for you

toolloot
04-18-2006, 03:43 PM
I have thought it sounded a bit too much like Schism/Pushit but I'm staying neutral on it's realness.

clarity.
04-18-2006, 03:43 PM
I hope you are right.

Because what I have is not that good.

dracomordag
04-18-2006, 03:43 PM
Have you listened to it?
me? no. i'm waiting for answers to the above questions.

steve99_9
04-18-2006, 03:44 PM
Hey everyone, I've just recently come across this information through various legitimate sources from the rumor mill, and rest assured this latest leak scare is a decoy album.

No, it is not an album produced by earshot or Chevelle, but a cleverly devised ruse by the members of Tool themselves. After having listened to select tracks, it occured to me that many of them had blatant similarities to past tracks. One track, for instance, is reminiscent of Pushit Live, and one of the filler tracks will remind listeners from a certain filler track on AEnima.

I can't say much else except for the fact that this is all leftover material from past recordings and recent recordings that were never used on their past and upcoming releases. The real album, with the real single, and the REAL album title and cover art will be released on May 2nd, while the decoy, cleverly made as it was, will be placed right next to Ten Thousand Fists on store shelves.

Don't believe it's fake? Maynard is particularly quiet on this decoy, barely making himself heard on many tracks, and with a talent like Maynard why wouldn't you utilize him? Even the lyrics themselves seem to be a rather ingenius joke.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to watch things die and accuse people of being high.
i hope this is true, because that means we would get 2 Tool albums....

Kedzie_Matthews
04-18-2006, 03:44 PM
I find this highly unlikely....

Perseensilmä
04-18-2006, 03:44 PM
Listen to it, you won´t be disappointed, even if you buy the album when it comes out.

Cronos
04-18-2006, 03:45 PM
hey loser, dont you have anything better to do?

or is this your pathetic last ditch effort for attention?

since starting threads about me didnt pay off for you

Last I checked, you are an insignificant smelly fart, and have no connections. So, in summation, fuck you, get out of my thread, and prepare to be hoaxed.

dracomordag
04-18-2006, 03:46 PM
Cronos just needs more CRED

Mya
04-18-2006, 03:46 PM
ooooh shit!


i can explain....

explain what?

I turn 21 today.... yay for me.

Mya
04-18-2006, 03:47 PM
Hey Mya, wanna watch things die and get high? lolololololol!!!11one

I'm hungover, so if i get high i think i'll puke...

rsh
04-18-2006, 03:47 PM
lol @ everything

Cronos
04-18-2006, 03:48 PM
But it's ok to watch things die and not have your stomach turn?

clarity.
04-18-2006, 03:49 PM
This would be the greatest prank ever if this is true.

Naga Royal Guard
04-18-2006, 03:49 PM
Last I checked, you are an insignificant smelly fart, and have no connections. So, in summation, fuck you, get out of my thread, and prepare to be hoaxed.

last i checked, you got punked to the ground and are grabbing for straws to get your cred back

washout cuntface

Perseensilmä
04-18-2006, 03:50 PM
This would be the greatest prank ever if this is true.

IF?

Bastardometer667
04-18-2006, 03:50 PM
I turn 21 today.... yay for me.

congrats

Mya
04-18-2006, 03:50 PM
But it's ok to watch things die and not have your stomach turn?

im not really keen on watching things die at all actually... sorry hun.

Riff
04-18-2006, 03:50 PM
HAPPY BIRFDAY MYA!

clarity.
04-18-2006, 03:51 PM
I hate it when girls say "hun". Sorry, in my book it makes them instant bitches.

rsh
04-18-2006, 03:54 PM
both of you hate girls period.



***gots

Cronos
04-18-2006, 03:54 PM
last i checked, you got punked to the ground and are grabbing for straws to get your cred back

washout cuntface

Maybe in your own disillusioned world that may be true, but as far as I recall I was neither punked nor grabbing for straws. I am, as always, completely credible.

Cronos
04-18-2006, 03:54 PM
<-------is credible.

Lagomorph
04-18-2006, 03:54 PM
the only mystery about this whole thing is:

how did tool make such bad music on purpose and be able ot do it without laughing out loud constantly throughout the recording. the songs are that bad, they must of done so many takes to keep the laughs out of the recording. maynards singing is so bad, how did he stop himself from laughing out loud. i can choke down emotive but this is actually laughable.


but seriously, even if it doesnt turn out ot be fake, i hope it does. to me this would be a very toolish thing to do.

they were sick of their arsewhipe fans back in aenima days with hooker with a penis.

the fans nowadays have gotten SO much worse, its mental, what better way to say FUCKKK YOU BUDDY, to put out a fake tracklist and name and then record a decoy album to fuck them all over.


i mean how did this thing leak anyway? the single was leakd by the band, the albu probably was too, because there were no advance copies sent out.

clarity.
04-18-2006, 03:55 PM
I mean come on, Cronos is the Lord of Vermiculum...

Naga Royal Guard
04-18-2006, 03:56 PM
<-------is credible.

so how do you like 10000 days?

Perseensilmä
04-18-2006, 03:56 PM
the only mystery about this whole thing is:

how did tool make such bad music on purpose and be able ot do it without laughing out loud constantly throughout the recording. the songs are that bad, they must of done so many takes to keep the laughs out of the recording. maynards singing is so bad, how did he stop himself from laughing out loud. i can choke down emotive but this is actually laughable.


but seriously, even if it doesnt turn out ot be fake, i hope it does. to me this would be a very toolish thing to do.

they were sick of their arsewhipe fans back in aenima days with hooker with a penis.

the fans nowadays have gotten SO much worse, its mental, what better way to say FUCKKK YOU BUDDY, to put out a fake tracklist and name and then record a decoy album to fuck them all over.


i mean how did this thing leak anyway? the single was leakd by the band, the albu probably was too, because there were no advance copies sent out.


Vicariously I!!!!!

Cronos
04-18-2006, 03:57 PM
i mean how did this thing leak anyway? the single was leakd by the band, the albu probably was too, because there were no advance copies sent out.

Precisely. Give this man a prize, Jim.

clarity.
04-18-2006, 03:57 PM
the only mystery about this whole thing is:

how did tool make such bad music on purpose and be able ot do it without laughing out loud constantly throughout the recording. the songs are that bad, they must of done so many takes to keep the laughs out of the recording. maynards singing is so bad, how did he stop himself from laughing out loud. i can choke down emotive but this is actually laughable.


but seriously, even if it doesnt turn out ot be fake, i hope it does. to me this would be a very toolish thing to do.

they were sick of their arsewhipe fans back in aenima days with hooker with a penis.

the fans nowadays have gotten SO much worse, its mental, what better way to say FUCKKK YOU BUDDY, to put out a fake tracklist and name and then record a decoy album to fuck them all over.


i mean how did this thing leak anyway? the single was leakd by the band, the albu probably was too, because there were no advance copies sent out.

i think you are right. there is no other answer...the leak is not good at all. eww, some of the tracks i cringed upon listen.

dracomordag
04-18-2006, 03:57 PM
i would really lol if this leak is real and its a piece of shit

clarity.
04-18-2006, 03:58 PM
i would cry. and probably stop liking tool.

Cronos
04-18-2006, 03:59 PM
so how do you like 10000 days?

I LOVE IT!

For a hoax, it's genius, and so much better than the formuliac bullshit on the radio these days. It's almost like Tool is showing how EASY it is to fit into the formula, and put out instant singles. Every song is like a rehashed version of everything fantastical from their past albums. In my honest opinion, this album will actually BEAT out the REAL album on the charts, further proving Tool's point before they retire into obscurity.

Mark me.

Mya
04-18-2006, 03:59 PM
I hate it when girls say "hun". Sorry, in my book it makes them instant bitches.

maybe with the aussie accent, its different *shrugs* because im not considered a bitch..


......


at least thats what my friends tell me :P

mike tyson
04-18-2006, 04:00 PM
I really hope they release a different album in a way.

Mya
04-18-2006, 04:01 PM
Maynard's voice isnt what it used to be, hey?

clarity.
04-18-2006, 04:01 PM
the second to last song is the only one i remember enjoying besides vicarious

Naga Royal Guard
04-18-2006, 04:03 PM
I LOVE IT!

For a hoax, it's genius, and so much better than the formuliac bullshit on the radio these days. It's almost like Tool is showing how EASY it is to fit into the formula, and put out instant singles. Every song is like a rehashed version of everything fantastical from their past albums. In my honest opinion, this album will actually BEAT out the REAL album on the charts, further proving Tool's point before they retire into obscurity.

Mark me.

you are a fucking lunatic

are you so starved for attention?

clarity.
04-18-2006, 04:04 PM
naga, relax on cronos. i think he's right here.

dracomordag
04-18-2006, 04:05 PM
heavy? light? melodic? give me some adjectives/comparisons

Naga Royal Guard
04-18-2006, 04:07 PM
i am 15 years old

and so is cronos

Sine Nobilitas
04-18-2006, 04:08 PM
I got it figured out now. The more evidence we have that it's real, the more fake it becomes.

clarity.
04-18-2006, 04:08 PM
you have to be kidding.

i'm hoping he's right. have you heard "rossetta stoned"?

rsh
04-18-2006, 04:10 PM
have any of you guys actually cum on a girls face?

pinkeye?

Sine Nobilitas
04-18-2006, 04:11 PM
negative, I'm not going to listen to it yet.

How is it so bad?

I'm not passing judgmenet until I get a few listens all the way through in. I mostly enjoyed it the first time through though.

SuperSteve
04-18-2006, 04:12 PM
I'm going to only listen to one song. Which one should I listen to?

Riff
04-18-2006, 04:13 PM
http://www.google.se/search?hl=sv&q=romansoldierhelmet+cum&meta=

you're on the internets!

Sine Nobilitas
04-18-2006, 04:13 PM
Jambi, but I only say that because its the only one I've heard twice.

dracomordag
04-18-2006, 04:14 PM
^worst idea

my main worry about leaks was having an incomplete album. never listen to an album first time not all the way through


EDIT: @supersteve

rsh
04-18-2006, 04:14 PM
U2 - Sunday Bloody Sunday

praefector
04-18-2006, 04:18 PM
if this being a decoy is true ill be the happiest little boy in the world

because whatever it is i was privy to was amazing

Perseensilmä
04-18-2006, 04:20 PM
http://toolnavy.com/showthread.php?t=41418

SuperSteve
04-18-2006, 04:21 PM
^worst idea

my main worry about leaks was having an incomplete album. never listen to an album first time not all the way through


EDIT: @supersteve
I know what you mean.

Fuck.

rsh
04-18-2006, 04:22 PM
i love it. decoy or not.

s62
04-18-2006, 04:23 PM
Which leak? There have been a couple of "leaks" going around. However, one just got posted on a misc. site (no leads, folks), that looks to be authentic and that is going faster than fuck. It was posted within the last hour. I'm just sort of curious which leak you guys are refering to.

Sine Nobilitas
04-18-2006, 04:26 PM
I just noticed that the bass line from "10,000 Days", the track, sounds insanely similar to "Sheep" off of "Animals" by Pink Floyd.

More hoax evidence I suppose.

cornerstone
04-18-2006, 04:28 PM
maynard is probably reading this topic and cutting
that or he's hacking our junx and getting our addresses.

Lagomorph
04-18-2006, 04:29 PM
i have only heard Jambi, but it sounds a lot like pink floyd, just as i was mentioning that in an instant message convo with a friend, i heard the lyrics shine on...

lyrics i have spotted so far include: darkside, shine on, wish it all away...

anyone else noticed this?

clarity.
04-18-2006, 04:29 PM
maynard is probably reading this topic and cutting

i am seriously laughing out loud on that one

Sine Nobilitas
04-18-2006, 04:32 PM
i have only heard Jambi, but it sounds a lot like pink floyd, just as i was mentioning that in an instant message convo with a friend, i heard the lyrics shine on...

lyrics i have spotted so far include: darkside, shine on, wish it all away...

anyone else noticed this?

I just noticed that the bass line from "10,000 Days", the track, sounds insanely similar to "Sheep" off of "Animals" by Pink Floyd.

More hoax evidence I suppose.
.

Sine Nobilitas
04-18-2006, 04:34 PM
anyone want to look for pink floyd song titles as anagrams?

systematicdecline
04-18-2006, 04:35 PM
shut the hell up cronos.

Cronos
04-18-2006, 04:35 PM
Eat my ass and balls, Gary.

rsh
04-18-2006, 04:36 PM
the lead in jambi is fucking sick.

Sine Nobilitas
04-18-2006, 04:37 PM
Ok Roger Waters is seriously playing bass on this cd.

Lagomorph
04-18-2006, 04:38 PM
666 posts NOICE!.

STA
04-18-2006, 04:38 PM
Ok Roger Waters is seriously playing bass on this cd.

I'm so glad I hate Pink Floyd and don't have the patience to attempt to understand what that means.

Sine Nobilitas
04-18-2006, 04:38 PM
anyone notice the mods stopped owning the hell out of people?
orders from the top?

Sine Nobilitas
04-18-2006, 04:39 PM
I'm so glad I hate Pink Floyd and don't have the patience to attempt to understand what that means.

It just means it sounds like his bass playing style.

STA
04-18-2006, 04:39 PM
They probably just gave up.

cornerstone
04-18-2006, 04:39 PM
anyone notice the mods stopped owning the hell out of people?
orders from the top?
No...
They probably just gave up.
yes...

LP|Stang
04-18-2006, 04:40 PM
It's real. lol

Sine Nobilitas
04-18-2006, 04:41 PM
it probably is real, but i like to rip the cd a new asshole before half of you hear it.

waffel
04-18-2006, 04:41 PM
Im throughly un-impressed with this. 5 years for this?

cornerstone
04-18-2006, 04:41 PM
It's real. lol
Are you Mac Gyver, lol?

STA
04-18-2006, 04:41 PM
Im throughly un-impressed with this. 5 years for this?

Oh no.

rsh
04-18-2006, 04:42 PM
Shade. Its brilliant.


nothing, NOTHING like anything else they have done though

cornerstone
04-18-2006, 04:42 PM
I've heard Jambi described as death metal, and as pink floyd.

IT CAN'T BE FUCKING BOTH.

rsh
04-18-2006, 04:43 PM
kinda.

Perseensilmä
04-18-2006, 04:43 PM
It is.

cornerstone
04-18-2006, 04:44 PM
It is.
k.

Sine Nobilitas
04-18-2006, 04:44 PM
I'm interested to see how many of you make it until May 2nd.

waffel
04-18-2006, 04:44 PM
I fell asleep through wings for marie.

Bastardometer667
04-18-2006, 04:44 PM
I've heard Jambi described as death metal, and as pink floyd.

IT CAN'T BE FUCKING BOTH.


hardly possible

cornerstone
04-18-2006, 04:45 PM
I probably won't.

Peer pressure.

STA
04-18-2006, 04:45 PM
I fell asleep through wings for marie.

Aw...that was my pre-release favorite.

Cronos
04-18-2006, 04:46 PM
It's both, yet a hoax all at the same time.

Sine Nobilitas
04-18-2006, 04:46 PM
Aw...that was my pre-release favorite.


Don't listen to him man, just wait to hear it yourself. It's pretty cool, not a rock out song, but cool.

waffel
04-18-2006, 04:46 PM
Its amazing, they somehow make every song sound 10x better half way through till the end.

Bastardometer667
04-18-2006, 04:46 PM
I probably won't.

Peer pressure.

I hope i will

Lagomorph
04-18-2006, 04:47 PM
jambi = bass riff like disturbed, singing and melody like creed or nickelback, and crazy wahh and lyrics like pink floyd.

no shit.

rsh
04-18-2006, 04:47 PM
i think its their best yet.

LP|Stang
04-18-2006, 04:48 PM
I just talked to Maynard.

Real. lol.

STA
04-18-2006, 04:48 PM
i think its their best yet.

Awesome.

rsh
04-18-2006, 04:48 PM
jambi = bass riff like disturbed, singing and melody like creed or nickelback, and crazy wahh and lyrics like pink floyd.

no shit.


please disregard this post.

waffel
04-18-2006, 04:48 PM
I just talked to Maynard.

Real. lol.


There we have it.

LP|Stang
04-18-2006, 04:49 PM
Case dismissed.

cornerstone
04-18-2006, 04:50 PM
I'm going to try my best to not listen to it.
Case dismissed.
Alarm sounded.

Sine Nobilitas
04-18-2006, 04:50 PM
but what if it is a hoax? then you're gonna miss out.

waffel
04-18-2006, 04:51 PM
the beginning of 'The Pot' is LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY.

rsh
04-18-2006, 04:51 PM
if joe baresi has done this to tool then he is a genius.

dracomordag
04-18-2006, 04:52 PM
i've still yet to listen

cornerstone
04-18-2006, 04:52 PM
the beginning of 'The Pot' is LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY.
I asked mike tyson this before but.... is it intentionally funny?

reverend resistor
04-18-2006, 04:53 PM
i think its their best yet.

it definitely is.

LP|Stang
04-18-2006, 04:53 PM
There's barely any Maynard on the album.

rsh
04-18-2006, 04:53 PM
not intentionally funny. just. different.


Rest of song >'s

cornerstone
04-18-2006, 04:54 PM
lol @ stu's lastfm, the TOOL. am i rite cornerstone?
yeth.

at least he's reppin' the p'zone.

waffel
04-18-2006, 04:54 PM
I wish there was no Maynard on this album.

rsh
04-18-2006, 04:54 PM
hey Stang wanna throw our own listening party?

toolloot
04-18-2006, 04:54 PM
All the 'nard is all at the end.

waffel
04-18-2006, 04:55 PM
I asked mike tyson this before but.... is it intentionally funny?


I really dont know, I think it is. I just, so, you have to hear it.

Sine Nobilitas
04-18-2006, 04:55 PM
10,000 days and wings for marie are going to completely own live.

completely.

LP|Stang
04-18-2006, 04:56 PM
The Pot is my favorite = Lots of Maynard. Rosetta Pwnt is good too.

dracomordag
04-18-2006, 04:57 PM
15 minute countdown begins now

rsh
04-18-2006, 04:57 PM
yeah the pot is fucking intense.

Sine Nobilitas
04-18-2006, 04:58 PM
15 minute countdown begins now
We have one giving in.

Who's next, Cornerstone?

dracomordag
04-18-2006, 04:59 PM
i gave in a while ago, actually. i just havent had a chance to listen yet

cornerstone
04-18-2006, 05:00 PM
We have one giving in.

Who's next, Cornerstone?
Not yet...

waffel
04-18-2006, 05:01 PM
LIPAN CONJURING IS SO AWESOME. I was wrong guys, THIS TRACK MAKES UP FOR EVERYTHING ELSE.

OMG, LOST KEYS. OMG. WOW.

LP|Stang
04-18-2006, 05:02 PM
LIPAN CONJURING BLEW MY MIND

cornerstone
04-18-2006, 05:02 PM
this is your brain :
this album sucks

this is your brain on hype:
LIPAN CONJURING IS SO AWESOME. I was wrong guys, THIS TRACK MAKES UP FOR EVERYTHING ELSE.

rsh
04-18-2006, 05:03 PM
LIPAN CONJURING BLEW MY MIND OF MENCIA


.

cornerstone
04-18-2006, 05:04 PM
on a serious note: is Lipan Conjuring the high point of the album?

reverend resistor
04-18-2006, 05:04 PM
on a serious note: is Lipan Conjuring the high point of the album?

no.

just trust me though, this album is fucking incredible. yeah, tracks 6-8 are less serious, but there are moments that surpass lateralus in beauty.

or so people have told me....

Sine Nobilitas
04-18-2006, 05:04 PM
guess you'll have to find out...

rsh
04-18-2006, 05:04 PM
no Corner

waffel
04-18-2006, 05:05 PM
on a serious note: is Lipan Conjuring the high point of the album?


LOL. Lipan Conjuring + Lost Keys + the start of Rosetta Stoned is the LOL point of the album.

Cronos
04-18-2006, 05:06 PM
It's a hoax. am i rite guys?

LP|Stang
04-18-2006, 05:06 PM
Don't have high expectations. This album will have to grow on you.

rsh
04-18-2006, 05:07 PM
Don't have high expectations. This album will have to grow on you.


you are erect sir!

Sine Nobilitas
04-18-2006, 05:07 PM
upon my second listen it has already grown on me a lot.

I don't want to listen to it too many times and get too into it for fear of it being a decoy.

rsh
04-18-2006, 05:09 PM
in my opinion yes actually. and i love vicarious.


rosetta stoned is funny, and great.

the pot is absolutely faboo!

fucking christ it owns all their old shit.

Sine Nobilitas
04-18-2006, 05:10 PM
maybe its just because its been so long since the last cd, but my god this is awesome.

cornerstone
04-18-2006, 05:10 PM
It's a hoax. am i rite guys?
Way to gain a following.

mike tyson
04-18-2006, 05:11 PM
It's really unlike their other stuff.. beyond odd for them. It will take some serious growth...

LP|Stang
04-18-2006, 05:11 PM
Why am I so let-down?

Is maynard even on this album? f0cl

rsh
04-18-2006, 05:11 PM
because of this cd every other one can now be categorized into its oown genre/mood

Cronos
04-18-2006, 05:13 PM
Way to gain a following.

Gain? Silly Cornerstone, I've had one from the beginning of my post pumping glory days.

Anyways, you all know what I think about this album.

LONG LIVE THE HOAX!!!

Can't wait till they release the album!

cornerstone
04-18-2006, 05:14 PM
Gain? Silly Cornerstone, I've had one from the beginning of my post pumping glory days.

Anyways, you all know what I think about this album.

LONG LIVE THE HOAX!!!

Can't wait till they release the album!
You had me from the beginnning. :\

Cronos = Maynard.

orange.juice
04-18-2006, 05:14 PM
fuck... i'm getting cold shivers just by reading some of this and remembering how Jambi sounded like, 3 minutes ago. FUCKING JAMBI! death metal vs. Pink Floyd is really fitting. Another hour and the rest of the album is done downloading...

LP|Stang
04-18-2006, 05:15 PM
Gain? Silly Cornerstone, I've had one from the beginning of my post pumping glory days.

Anyways, you all know what I think about this album.

LONG LIVE THE HOAX!!!

Can't wait till they release the album!
AMEN

cornerstone
04-18-2006, 05:15 PM
fuck... i'm getting cold shivers just by reading some of this and remembering how Jambi sounded like, 3 minutes ago. FUCKING JAMBI! death metal vs. Pink Floyd is really fitting. Another hour and the rest of the album is done downloading...
I think sc3 are the masters at mixing genres without sounding like douches, but I'll have to see.

LP|Stang
04-18-2006, 05:17 PM
It lacks a "WITH MY FEET UPON THE GROUND" part.

Sine Nobilitas
04-18-2006, 05:18 PM
I can't help but think of how these songs will be live. I really can't wait.

waffel
04-18-2006, 05:20 PM
EVERYONE should listen to lipan conjuring and the pot first. Therefore, the rest of the album will sound sooooo awesome compaired to it.

orange.juice
04-18-2006, 05:20 PM
It lacks a "WITH MY FEET UPON THE GROUND" part.
LET GO

Sine Nobilitas
04-18-2006, 05:20 PM
lol it's funny how on any other day admitting you like tool will get you owned. Now look at us.

rsh
04-18-2006, 05:20 PM
it does come off the last cd from tool for some reason. alot more mellow. but in a good way.

cornerstone
04-18-2006, 05:20 PM
I don't know man, some of the screaming out of nowhere seems cheesy to me
first grand constitution?

Sine Nobilitas
04-18-2006, 05:21 PM
hey check the 10,000 days subforum. looks like th emods are embracing it.

Cronos
04-18-2006, 05:22 PM
I've enjoyed Jambi, but I like the melodious guitar riffs on Intension and starting Right In Two.

MELODIOUS!

BEAUTEOUS!

I know I've said some things that may make some think otherwise, but I am actually enjoying all of this. Even if it is a hoax, I delight in the pleasures of sounds.

Sine Nobilitas
04-18-2006, 05:25 PM
Seriously, I think I'll be upset if this does end up being a hoax.

rsh
04-18-2006, 05:26 PM
i wont, twice the music.

Cronos
04-18-2006, 05:27 PM
A hoax entitles two albums, cockfuck.

The blatant hoax, and the opus to the musical scene.

waffel
04-18-2006, 05:27 PM
Ok, seriously. Right in Two is fuckin awesome. Best track on the album bar none.

cornerstone
04-18-2006, 05:27 PM
I only have Book of Horizons, bah I don't know
oh... you should get book m or second grand constitution.

reverend resistor
04-18-2006, 05:29 PM
It's not a fucking hoax. It follows suit to the Andy King review, Kabir review, and Guitar World article. Do you really think they'd play a fake album for everyone?

I don't care if you're all joking about this or not -- if you don't like it, state so. Don't be an idiot and get people who haven't been following everything as closely as some confused with your stupid bullshit.

This is new Tool -- deal with it.

Sine Nobilitas
04-18-2006, 05:32 PM
It's not a fucking hoax. It follows suit to the Andy King review, Kabir review, and Guitar World article. Do you really think they'd play a fake album for everyone?

I don't care if you're all joking about this or not -- if you don't like it, state so. Don't be an idiot and get people who haven't been following everything as closely as some confused with your stupid bullshit.

This is new Tool -- deal with it.
Shut up.

I just said I hope it isn't a hoax because I like it so much. I am completely serious, no sarcasm whatsoever. Chill the fuck out.

cornerstone
04-18-2006, 05:32 PM
When I get more giggage on the HD
k. Book of Horizons is a series of different bands, but their earlier works aren't like that.

Book M is consistent and takes from a lot of different styles, although it's less acoustic than Book of Horizons.

reverend resistor
04-18-2006, 05:33 PM
Shut up.

I just said I hope it isn't a hoax because I like it so much. I am completely serious, no sarcasm whatsoever. Chill the fuck out.

Uh -- this wasn't really directed at you, but ok. I'm glad you like it.

rsh
04-18-2006, 05:35 PM
YOU MUSTVE BEEN




HIIIIIGH

reverend resistor
04-18-2006, 05:36 PM
I haven't even listened to it yet, I'm trying to wait until the album comes out.

Say whaaaaaaat? That was for Sine.

But since I'm responding to you directly, you rule Shade!!!! Canada 4 life

rsh
04-18-2006, 05:38 PM
the promo pictures actually really suit the sound of this cd.

reverend resistor
04-18-2006, 05:38 PM
the promo pictures actually really suit the sound of this cd.

I was just thinking about that too.

LP|Stang
04-18-2006, 05:39 PM
"IT'S TIME NOW, MY TIME NOW! GIVE ME MY . . . GIVE ME MY <jibberish>"

rsh
04-18-2006, 05:41 PM
thank god justin didnt waste this talent in Peach.

orange.juice
04-18-2006, 05:42 PM
oh... you should get book m or second grand constitution.
oh it's Secret Chiefs 3 you're talking about... yeah... awesome. But totally different story. listen to Jambi dude. Do it.

Cronos
04-18-2006, 05:46 PM
"IT'S TIME NOW, MY TIME NOW! GIVE ME MY . . . GIVE ME MY <jibberish>"

He says blowjob.

Naga Royal Guard
04-18-2006, 05:46 PM
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9360/b000euljlu017ba.jpg

clarity.
04-18-2006, 05:58 PM
YOU MUSTVE BEEN




HIIIIIGH

GOD DAMN SHIT THE BED

rsh
04-18-2006, 06:21 PM
hahaha you really dont like it clarity?

Systolic
04-18-2006, 06:34 PM
What the fuck...

And I thought *I* was delusional....

Cronos
04-18-2006, 06:44 PM
No, you're just a fuckerhead, which is hardly forgiveable. How about you open your mind? Spiral out man, keep going....

Naga Royal Guard
04-18-2006, 06:51 PM
fuckerhead

nice one

fuckerhead LOL

Cronos
04-18-2006, 06:52 PM
Thanks Naga.

Naga Royal Guard
04-18-2006, 06:54 PM
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9360/b000euljlu017ba.jpg

:)

STA
04-18-2006, 06:56 PM
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9360/b000euljlu017ba.jpg

Post it in every thread, Naga.

Lagomorph
04-18-2006, 09:04 PM
holy fuck this album is so funny.

it's like tool piss taking themselves, making all these silly lame cliches.

waffel
04-18-2006, 09:18 PM
Now where was I?.. Oh yeah, TOOL!.. I'm not going to reveal my source, Mister Patience, but do you want to know the kind of things that have been going on while this record was being recorded? Okay, first there was the decoy record just to confound all those would-be bootleggers out there. This took, oh, about a year, just because the band members wanted it to sound pretty close to the real thing (so as to be believable)



right from blair's mouth.

Cronos
04-18-2006, 09:23 PM
holy fuck this album is so funny.

it's like tool piss taking themselves, making all these silly lame cliches.

Speak it brothah!

I'm telling you guys, when I'm right, I'm absolute.

Let's point out silly things that give away the obvious hoax.

Besides, Cuz I need to watch things die from a safe distance, you must have been high, and I forgot I have shit the bed again.

Cronos
04-18-2006, 09:24 PM
Now where was I?.. Oh yeah, TOOL!.. I'm not going to reveal my source, Mister Patience, but do you want to know the kind of things that have been going on while this record was being recorded? Okay, first there was the decoy record just to confound all those would-be bootleggers out there. This took, oh, about a year, just because the band members wanted it to sound pretty close to the real thing (so as to be believable)



right from blair's mouth.

lol, he took it down about as soon as he put it up too. Sad....

Lagomorph
04-18-2006, 09:30 PM
this album would of taken a few weeks, not a year. but yeah, it would of been so much fun making it, i just picture tool cracking up getting wasted and making annoyingly lame bits on purpose.

waffel
04-18-2006, 09:38 PM
lol, he took it down about as soon as he put it up too. Sad....


No, he didn't

http://www.toolband.com/news/letter/2005_09.php

its still there.

McRoggles
04-18-2006, 09:43 PM
I love the first four tracks.

Rubb.
04-18-2006, 09:54 PM
may 2nd.

April 29th.

Cronos
04-18-2006, 10:02 PM
RUBB SHUT THE FUCK UP RUBB! THIS IS MY FUCKING THREAD FUCK!

FUCK!!!

McRoggles
04-18-2006, 10:02 PM
RUBB SHUT THE FUCK UP RUBB! THIS IS MY FUCKING THREAD FUCK!

FUCK!!!

Itchy.

waffel
04-18-2006, 10:03 PM
lol

Cronos
04-18-2006, 11:50 PM
roflies.

McRoggles
04-18-2006, 11:54 PM
Cronos, when is the real album available for download?

Cronos
04-19-2006, 12:11 AM
The same time the live dvd comes out. Sometime this never! lol rosetta pwnd!

McRoggles
04-19-2006, 12:14 AM
OMG! Irony, sarcams, pwnage, internet.

Ryan
04-19-2006, 12:30 AM
OMG THE REAL ALBUM COVER LEAKED LOL

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/ryanin/tool_10000days.jpg

McRoggles
04-19-2006, 12:34 AM
Twice?

Ryan
04-19-2006, 12:35 AM
ya

Th1_rhs13
04-19-2006, 12:38 AM
The same time the live dvd comes out. Sometime this never! lol rosetta pwnd!

If this is correct you will have restored my faith in you, Cronos. We can again reign hell on these bastards, provided it is all in the 'up and up.' I haven't listened to the leak, because well...Fuck that, that's why. But I just hope this all pans out.

Cronos
04-19-2006, 12:45 AM
All faith will be restored in time. Listen to Blair on this one, he knows what's up.

Think for yourself, and question authority bro.

Spiral out!

Th1_rhs13
04-19-2006, 12:52 AM
Hmm, my skepticism as at an alarming state due to your use of diction and phrases, but I await.

Dr_Gigolo
04-19-2006, 12:55 AM
It's fantastic.

You must've been so hiiiigh

harmonyofdissonance
04-19-2006, 01:48 AM
this should be a hoax???? Retarded anyone?? Did you listen to wings pt2?????

McRoggles
04-19-2006, 01:53 AM
Rosetta pwnd

Frances
04-19-2006, 02:55 AM
NOT A HOAX



GIVE IT A CHANCE

tangent
04-19-2006, 06:28 AM
Hmm yeah, thinking for yourself is fun :D

clarity.
04-19-2006, 06:35 AM
You must've been so hiiiigh

That line is reason enough to set off my bullshit detector.

tangent
04-19-2006, 06:39 AM
That line is reason enough to set off my bullshit detector.

Yeah, I'd point out my thread from Friday when mine went off but um... I'll get flamed.

Sine Nobilitas
04-19-2006, 07:43 AM
I think the pot is sung in a mocking tone. Like he's making fun of pot heads. Just the way he says it reminds me of someone saying "duuuude I'm sooo high".

Cronos
04-19-2006, 10:13 AM
Rosetta pwnd

Everyone will be on May 2nd.

Bonk
04-19-2006, 10:30 AM
I almost wanna download the fake one so i can laugh at it...

almost.

Sine Nobilitas
04-19-2006, 10:32 AM
i think you guys are pwning yourselves....deep

Bonk
04-19-2006, 10:35 AM
i think you guys are pwning yourselves....deep

Why? Because i think it would be hilarious that tool got everyone to listen to crap they just threw out there? I dont care one way or another. I havent heard anything past two listens to vicarious, and if its real, ill be happy.

I actually dont even remember that much of it. Too much new music (to me anyway).

Sine Nobilitas
04-19-2006, 10:39 AM
No i meant, you guys are tricking yourselves into thinking its fake. I'm just having a little fun though.

Kurt Russell
04-19-2006, 10:45 AM
Teleincision

August 16th
.

Zeradin
04-19-2006, 11:19 AM
I think it is real.

That being said I will say this:

I have a friend who is deep into the mp3 rings where everything leaks and she said she's never heard of the group that leaked this.

sound.out.light
04-19-2006, 11:28 AM
That line is reason enough to set off my bullshit detector.


why? because tool did a funny song?? if this is a fake album its the best fake album ive heard. give the friggin thing a chance. its actually really damn good.

Lagomorph
04-19-2006, 11:49 AM
I think it is real.

That being said I will say this:

I have a friend who is deep into the mp3 rings where everything leaks and she said she's never heard of the group that leaked this.

the band leaked it.

think about it, the leak said (advance), tool didn't send any adcance copies, they only would of done this if they wanted it leaked.

tool prevented lateralus from leaking till the day before (when it was sent to stores). this new album they have been EVEN MORE protective with, there is no way it leaked accidentally.

Furthurdown
04-19-2006, 11:50 AM
I think it is real.

That being said I will say this:

I have a friend who is deep into the mp3 rings where everything leaks and she said she's never heard of the group that leaked this.

Do you know the name of the group that leaked it?

beatty
04-19-2006, 11:56 AM
So let's say it is a fake. What's the point? Now that fans have an album they're just going to stop trying to find Tool songs online? I don't buy it. And the b-side theory is fucking stupid too. If Maynard's mom died in 2003, how the fuck is Wings a b-side? They played the riff live, so fucking what? that just means that they came up with a riff at soundcheck and decided to keep it.

CroyezAuRien
04-19-2006, 12:01 PM
They played the riff live, so fucking what? that just means that they came up with a riff at soundcheck and decided to keep it.

Exactly.

Having a decoy album would be classic, and would be very 'tool'. I think that's the reason people are still clinging to this idea. They want tool to do something out of the ordinary again, and this would go down in music history as an amazing prank. I just don't think it's the case. I'm going to focus on the music in front of me right now. If come may 1st it turns out to be a different album, then I'll focus on that one then.

Khadgar346
04-19-2006, 12:01 PM
this is not a fake =[

Lagomorph
04-19-2006, 12:07 PM
how the hoax works, is everyone who thinks 10 000 days is real, and good; are not allowed to listen to the real album when it comes out.

but seriously, is it legally possible for tool to announce and promote an album with the title 10 000 days..

then just release an album with a different title, tracklisting and cover than announced?
one without the same single as the one released on the radio?

i know it is a great idea, but is it legal? is it possible?

will they have to announce the real album details before may 2nd?

l David l
04-19-2006, 12:15 PM
k i hope its a hoax. i think 5 years for this is horrible. the vocals are terrible. the guitar isnt that great. its not tool at all. some of the bass lines are good and thats it.

Aemima
04-19-2006, 12:17 PM
then just release an album with a different title, tracklisting and cover than announced?
one without the same single as the one released on the radio?

i know it is a great idea, but is it legal? is it possible?

will they have to announce the real album details before may 2nd?

Well, the album could still be called 10k Days (which it IS), still have the same tracklisting and track lengths whilst having the 'real songs' on it with Vicarious still being the real single.

After listening to the album more though i'm more convinced it's real and happier with it being real than I was an hour ago.....

Chuck_Of_Wah
04-19-2006, 12:19 PM
The Decoy Album Conspiracy!

This thread is educating to read from a psycho-analytical standpoint... The shit some of you people come up with to mask their disappointment. You need pacifiers. Or diazepam... Yyeah, that might help. If you can't make 'em think with thought-provoking music, drug 'em stiff. Numb the heretics so they don't speak.

Tell you one thing. You do NOT compose a 17 minute piece dedicated to your beloved deceased mother for the sake of deceiving fans of your music.

The general concept of this album, being the overall disappointment in the actions of your fellow man is something that becomes blatantly clear to me when reading some of the posts in this thread.

These are all subjective opinions of mine, so go ahead, vent/bitch/flame. Can not wait.

Furthurdown
04-19-2006, 12:22 PM
Just found this review created in Feburary, posted on last.fm. clicky. (http://www.last.fm/group/Tool/journal&action=display&entryid=80859) The article notes that this particular review was added to the toolnavy forums sometime in Feburary, but with all the traffic around here lately, it's probably been bumped back quite a few pages.

From his descriptions, it looks like the album he heard at that session is the same one that's shown up on the torrent trackers.

Reguardless if the album is real or fake, it does give us something to argue about for the next 2 weeks...

l David l
04-19-2006, 12:24 PM
also think about these songs live. for the end of the lateralus tour, they plaed almost every song on from teh album. if htey played every sone from this album, it would be a very boring concert. too many quiet parts.

Aemima
04-19-2006, 12:29 PM
Reguardless if the album is real or fake, it does give us something to argue about for the next 2 weeks...

Yep :D

These are exciting times either way, if it's real (which i now think it is) then we have another album to fall in love with again, and if it's a hoax we have another album to fall in love with again.

Either way, we win at life.

svet-am
04-19-2006, 12:31 PM
also think about these songs live. for the end of the lateralus tour, they plaed almost every song on from teh album. if htey played every sone from this album, it would be a very boring concert. too many quiet parts.

that is very subjective. i dont find 10000 Days boring at all. there are QUIET points, but even the quiet points are interesting because they serve a purpose or reinforce some idea or allow the message to come to the fore that much more.

Lagomorph
04-19-2006, 12:37 PM
Yep :D

These are exciting times either way, if it's real (which i now think it is) then we have another album to fall in love with again, and if it's a hoax we have another album to fall in love with again.

Either way, we win at life.

no you lose for enjoying mediocre, laughable crap.

god damn, shit the bed.