I admit it!

[Perseensilmä]

All the fake stuff is just taken from thin air!
All that discussion about the fakes was bullshit!
I am the reason why toolshed.down.net posted that there will be no EP!
I made the EP-rumour up!
Vicarious is not a pastiche of old songs!
I just wanted to shake you guys and lead you to disbelief!
This is the real new Tool!
Sorry!

[Perseensilmä]

I DON´T EVEN OWN A GUITAR!!!

[Perseensilmä]

actually I like Vicarious!!! ALOT!!!

[MacFoley]

the power of the forum and the poster!

niceone!

something in the back of my mind was telling me, you got to be a kidder!

[Perseensilmä]

Damn right I am!!!!

[MacFoley]

jesus how many kids have you pissed off in that thread!

funny though!

[IAMNOTBENLEIGHTON]

One hour and i get to hear Vicarious for the first time...very exciting time for me!

[Perseensilmä]

Enjoy it, it´s the pearl of Tool´s career!!!

[MacFoley]

One hour and i get to hear Vicarious for the first time...very exciting time for me!

what station you listening to it on?

[tangent]

Enjoy it, it´s the pearl of Tool´s career!!!

I love you.

This is the best fun ever. What a lovely joke!

ROLL ON MAY 2ND

[Chupacabra]

Enjoy it, it´s the pearl of Tool´s career!!!

How do we know you're not joking now? lol.
PS: Your avatar frightens me it looks like JFK and George Jetson had a kid.

[Perseensilmä]

How do we know you're not joking now? lol.
PS: Your avatar frightens me it looks like JFK and George Jetson had a kid.

He is even worse.

I just made it all up.

[Koskov]

So Perseensilmä, I hope all that shit about Good Charlotte and Limp Bizkit being innovative was lies as well!

[Perseensilmä]

Lies, lies!!!

[tyroneslothrop]

I am the reason why toolshed.down.net posted that there will be no EP!

Um, when did toolshed.down.net post that there would be no EP?

[Perseensilmä]

check the news section

[tyroneslothrop]

check the news section

Gotcha, I always confuse EP and LP.

[tangent]

So if we can't talk about decoys that exist... Uh... Don't... What will we make up next?

[Perseensilmä]

;)

[Perseensilmä]

So if we can't talk about decoys that exist... Uh... Don't... What will we make up next?

I heard Adam died.

[tangent]

I heard Adam died.

I thought Maynard was meant to fake his own death =\ at least that's what he said when he PMed me in Tool chat!

[Perseensilmä]

Like Kurt Cobain.

[tangent]

I bet Kurt put them up to this.

[Koskov]

Lies, lies!!!
thank you!

[Koskov]

I bet Kurt put them up to this.
actually, it was 2pac!

[Perseensilmä]

I heard Justin left, cliff Burton will replace him.

[tyroneslothrop]

I am glad I didn't call you by name on my grudge post. I am sure there are a few rejects out there to whom my complaints might still apply.

[Perseensilmä]

They are joking too. I ave talked with them on AIM.

[tyroneslothrop]

All of them?

The actual threadstarters definitely seemed over the top (the terrorism one was clearly joking... as for mr. 16+4 fingers, dear God I hope he was joking).

[Perseensilmä]

Cmon, anagrams and stuff? Give me a break. This is some AIM clique who wants to piss people off and confuse them.

[tyroneslothrop]

I suppose my opinions of humanity have just dropped to a really low level because I think people really are capable of such stupidity. Optimism here we come.

[Perseensilmä]

haha. They just get kicks from it. It´s also testing how much people actually believe.

[tangent]

Which side are we on now? Confusion. lol

[amitface]

I am having major deja vu from reading this thread .. .. what the fuck.

By the way, I hated you this whole time. But good to see you like the song.

[tangent]

LMFAO!!!!
I've been getting deja vu majorly during the whole Vicarious thing!









IT'S COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Perseensilmä]

I am having major deja vu from reading this thread .. .. what the fuck.
What do you mean.
By the way, I hated you this whole time. But good to see you like the song.

Hey, at least it´s nu Tool

[tangent]

What do you mean.


Hey, at least it´s nu Tool

nu is right... Deja vu like... Not even like it happened before but like you know it's significant sub consciously, I get it all the time at big events that matter. Oh and that isn't a lie.

[amitface]

Yea, while I was reading this thread, I felt as it had all happened before. I don't know, it all seemed so familiar. I felt as if a forum member had done something like this before, gotten banned, and it was a real big deal.

Then I gathered my mind together and thought about it, and it didn't make any sense.

Probably from a dream.

[tangent]

Yea, while I was reading this thread, I felt as it had all happened before. I don't know, it all seemed so familiar. I felt as if a forum member had done something like this before, gotten banned, and it was a real big deal.

Then I gathered my mind together and thought about it, and it didn't make any sense.

Probably from a dream.

:) *smiles very widely* It makes sense don't worry.

[tcM_Emperor]

Whoa dude, you totally got us over these internet forums, now try going for a walk you fat fucking idiot.

[tangent]

Whoa dude, you totally got us over these internet forums, now try going for a walk you fat fucking idiot.

lmao um... I'm not fat.

[ArizonaBay]

Lol. Perseensilma? Are you the reincarnation of Andy Kaufmann? And the terrorism thread was genius, really that was some funny shit.

[Happyfunball]

I dunno. Colour me bad, but I'm just not seeing the genius in all this.

[Perseensilmä]

Lol. Perseensilma? Are you the reincarnation of Andy Kaufmann? And the terrorism thread was genius, really that was some funny shit.

I don´t know about terrorists but 16+4 fingers was freaking hilarious.

Didn´t Andy Kaufmann sleep in a sleeping bag during his performances and stuff like that? I mean, it really isn´t that fnny to watch him but the idea is absurd and hilarious.

[tangent]

Everything is absurd on this forum O.o

[embracingyou]

Nice tits man.