mininova has a new song.

[thomasstearns]

has a song that is most definatly tool. I think it is a fake that they made because it is really funny. check it out. it has to be new

[TenSpeed]

has a song that is most definatly tool. I think it is a fake
...the fuck?

[zee deveel 17]

huh?

[Vaginal Replicator]

Mind him guys, I think he's a little retarded.

[anonin]

doom 1? duke nukem?

[grizz441]

has a song that is most definatly tool. I think it is a fake that they made because it is really funny. check it out. it has to be new

worst thread/post ever

[n3b2w]

do they bathe in expensive plumb sauce?

[zee deveel 17]

as much as i love tool, this band certainly has some crazy and retarded followers

[F!end]

...

(even this dots mean more than the point of this thread)

[CallofCthulhu]

worst thread/post ever

Yo Griz, I came name the episode of your avatar..................................The Bookstore

[hellboy1975]

81st Chakra

[nddurst]

81st Chakra

And it's not Tool.

[n3b2w]

And it's not Tool.

umm, yeah it is. its the decoy they made.

[hanger25934]

KooWL

[DJ07]

GO INDIANS!

[ATF-34]

lol well at least it is the closest thing i have heard to the real thing. good scream at the end lol. go for it guys... HHAHAH

[F!end]

can "you sendit"?

[Bogart]

Comic Book Guy Voice*
Worst thread ever

[ManicDepressive]

Comic Book Guy Voice*
Worst thread ever
best post in this thread
also embargo backwards is o grab me

[justify_denials]

81st Chakra
im not saying its tool cuz im not sure, but tool could have done it and its not impossible for them to do it. Who did the vocals for that song?

[Anti-Xian]

i just poo'd my panties. diarrhea too.

[fault]

i just poo'd my panties. diarrhea too.

How irrelevant. please go away.

[Anti-Xian]

How irrelevant. please go away.

i know but i had to post it since it seem important to the thread.

i mean wiping it off wasn't as important as posting about it.

[justify_denials]

Please do not feed the trolls.
and on top of it, the drums sound closely done to something danny would do (although a bit more simplistic and less notes which danny did state in one of those interviews that might actually be what he is doing on the new record). And there is that strange descending guitar riff right before they screw up and someone lost their pick (sounds kind of strange like Adam). The bass kind of reminds me of the bass for "the grudge". Let alone the bass tone sounds closely done to Justins sound. But then again, anyone with the right equipment can try and duplicate any bands sound. So its all a matter of speculation.

[Anti-Xian]

i think soniclly, as it is, it's weird al's best work yet.

[macfreak]

doom 1? duke nukem?
Lol...must be Tool...4 days now

[justify_denials]

i think soniclly, as it is, it's weird al's best work yet.
yeah, it sounds like weird al. Does anyone know its him for sure?

[liquidswordz]

Comic Book Guy Voice*
Worst thread ever


yea!

[justify_denials]

Man, I'm in a shitty mood and I EVEN GAVE YOU A CHANCE.

FULL OF SHIT.

Now stop.
HAHAHAHAEHAeHaEHAEH?AE?HaeHAEhAEhAEH?AEhAEHae!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1@?#!@#D@H!AH!AH!HA!HHAHAHAH!AA!H! !

your the funny man, so fucking funny man!!!

[lachrymoIogy]

Man, I'm in a shitty mood and I EVEN GAVE YOU A CHANCE.

FULL OF SHIT.

Now stop. what's wrong ;-; ? i know you gotta be high. that's a plus.

[F!end]

does anyone have the lyrics to this song?

[F!end]

nevermind got'em...

Tool - 81st Chakra

when you're five-foot-three
you've a right to be angry
until you turn into a hippie
and butcher John Lennon
nevermind my two note range
because my voice is all the rage
pay no mind to my elderly age
little girls still want to lick my asshole

later on in the album
you'll hear the token angry tool song
along with a track with a one note riff
but it's got alot of time changes
pardon me while i focus on my chi
on my giant pile of money
while my whores are doing some ecstasy
my cock is nine feet long

[oops, guess what guys? adam screwed up again. sorry you guys, i dropped my pick. come on you guys, this needlessly complicated part is very important to the song, let's try it again. come on.]

we bathe in expensive plum sauce
because our fanbase will pay any cost
because i sound like a cross
between michael jackson and kenny loggins
and then i'll take a ride into...
the danger zone

[lachrymoIogy]

Well I'll give it to you straight.

Out of the 1000 new members we've got in the last month I think there's three that I've seen that are thick skinned, and NOT FULL OF SHIT enough to be here a year from now.


The good news is you seem like you may be one of the three.

Take this compliment the same way you would take an insult here, OR A TOOL LEAK.

With a grain of salt. I'm just another talking monkey like you man. i've been registered here since aug 04, not in the last month. I just never had anything to post until actual information about the album started coming out. I'm not one to speculate on ABSOLUTELY nothing.

p.s. I'm not going anywhere :)

[tempathy]

all this talk of decoy albums had me thinking. IF tool ever made a fake album, aka not their real songs to throw off bootleggers and pirates arrr... it would PROBABLY be some hot shit anyways. it might end up sounding like disgustipated or gaping lotus or what have you, and it would STILL sound like the coolest shit anyways. not just because were tool fans, but because tool is that damn good. that when they try to suck, they fail. but anyways, this thread sucks.

[mike09]

bathe in plum sauce...?

[Idiotica]

EXPENSE plum sauce - not that ordinary store-bought stuff.

[mike09]

lol

[eleven11]

n/m

lol
thats hillarious....
I think I've actually seen a video for that on Google Video.
Thats an old fake

[STA]

The guy who made this is: http://www.myspace.com/sirweezejunk

And I've had a link to this song in my signature for a while now. It's not new, and it's not Tool.

[orange.juice]

i'm new to this torrent shit. the mininova torrent doesn't seem to work for me. it says "scrape error: connection timed out."

?

[Goldfoot]

The guy who made this is: http://www.myspace.com/sirweezejunk

And I've had a link to this song in my signature for a while now. It's not new, and it's not Tool.
I heard about it back in September.

[orange.juice]

lol, funny shit.

it would be hilarious if tool did something like this. they don't have that sense of humour though me thinks.

[thomasstearns]

worst thread/post ever

you all can not take a little joke. that shit is funny and i have been a tool fan from the start. if you can not laugh at yourself? and for the guy that called me retarded, so what.

[MentalSanityOff]

it was funny the first, maybe the 2nd time. But this shit has been done upwards of 50 times, no exaggeration. It's just fuckin old.