album has leaked for real!!!!!

[neurosis79]

I got a friend that is a real Tool fan. He says that the whole album is avalible for download. The quality isnt that good . And this is no bullshit cause he really can tell the difference between Tool and Isis and so on. I think this is 100% legit. Im not going to download it but it would be fun to know for myself if this is the real deal. Keep looking and you will probably find it. And once again. THIS ISNT A JOKE!!

[Gajarigon]

Okay.

[saturnineremedy]

Yup.

[Nebel]

LOL

[magnolia]

Finally. Neat.

[MrMcPheezy]

I got a friend that is a real Tool fan.

Whoa, you're friends with a REAL tool fan? I'd love to meet one of them someday.

[otb]

Cool.

[Nebel]

It's Kelly Clarkson

[neurosis79]

Laugh all u want. ITS TRUE.....

[blair's man sausage]

Laugh all u want. ITS TRUE.....

heheh.

[Light Reflections]

Eat shit and die.

[DirtyBanana]

Laugh all u want.

I want, I want ! LOL....

[otb]

How do you know that it's true if you haven't even heard it? Have you got any telepathic abilities?

[mattw]

Looks this thread will be another crazy one with many posts/replies in the next hour or so, complete with lots of questions about links etc. only to find out later on that what was thought to be a genuine leak is actually some little known alternative band and one of their lesser known yet abstract albums...

[neurosis79]

Whoa, you're friends with a REAL tool fan? I'd love to meet one of them someday.

Yeah and I wrote that to prove that he really can tell the difference like some of u dont.

[fault]

Yeah and I wrote that to prove that he really can tell the difference like some of u dont.

shit this guys legit! he has the smoking gun... thats his "mates" word.

erm.

[neurosis79]

He fucking knows if this is Tool or not. I am going to ask him about the source. And if it turns out to be true. FUCK OFF

[Hannibal]

Yeah and I wrote that to prove that he really can tell the difference like some of u dont.


actually that should say "like some of you can't."

just helping you out man.

peace

- a real tool fan

[Light Reflections]

He fucking knows if this is Tool or not. I am going to ask him about the source. And if it turns out to be true. FUCK OFF
We better do as he says!

[fault]

He fucking knows if this is Tool or not. I am going to ask him about the source. And if it turns out to be true. FUCK OFF

why didn't you cough up the source in the first place? woulda saved us all a lot of typing and stuff.

[DirtyBanana]

He fucking knows if this is Tool or not. I am going to ask him about the source. And if it turns out to be true. FUCK OFF


If its true, we all gonna assfuck you?Is that OK?

[MOON]

On Mininova.org...

A new torrent is up... 82,15Mb... it smell fake because "10,000 Days (Wings Pt 2)" = 21,71Mo and "Rosetta Stoned" = 3,79Mo .... but they have the same length... o_O

fake...

[Idiotica]

that's it! i'm writing 'tool' on all my isis cds/

[neurosis79]

why didn't you cough up the source in the first place? woulda saved us all a lot of typing and stuff.

Sorry, i will ask him..

[neurosis79]

Its quite funny that u guys doesnt believe anything these days. Whats wrong with you??

[fault]

Sorry, i will ask him..

Apology accepted.

[ThePatient666]

The comment for the torrent says it's bullshit...

[Light Reflections]

Its quite funny that u guys doesnt believe anything these days. Whats wrong with you??
We're REAL TOOL FANS. LOL!

[fault]

On Mininova.org...
fake...

jambi.mp3 134.19 kilobyte

Tool's songs certainly are getting shorter.

[Estevan]

This is a really good thread - because he insists that he's 100% positive that a guy he knows may or may not have found the leaked album! The internet rulz!

[neurosis79]

We're REAL TOOL FANS. LOL!


Yeah and I am too. Since 94 . And still, I dont act like a fucking retard.

[Idiotica]

i call doom3 loopz!

[HolyReality]

that torrent is definitely fake. the sizes of the files gives it away.

[neurosis79]

The comment for the torrent says it's bullshit...

Its 100 % not that one. I will post the source when I got it.
I just think this is legit but do I know for sure. Of course NOT!!!

[Sleep]

No it hasn't!!!

[eleven11]

its b.s...

but how many of you are actually downloading, just in case...

and why has someone used my username? I am eleven everywhere.. TA, ect...
tried to register here as eleven..
taken

thats crap,, how original people can be.

[neurosis79]

that torrent is definitely fake. the sizes of the files gives it away.

Its probably not a torrent .

[MOON]

Its 100 % not that one. I will post the source when I got it.
I just think this is legit but do I know for sure. Of course NOT!!!


we wait ;)

[Staralfur]

i'm curious, when do mods start banning people who post crap like this without any proof...i'm sick of all this fof's who got shit

[neurosis79]

OK once again.Its not that fuckin FAKE shit on mininova and all the other torrent sites..
OK????????

[eleven11]

Its 100 % not that one. I will post the source when I got it.
I just think this is legit but do I know for sure. Of course NOT!!!


You think? Earlier and when you started the thread it was 100% REAL!

[mattw]

Its probably not a torrent .


Hey neurosis79, are you related to schism81, or Systolic, by any chance...?

[fault]

and why has someone used my username? I am eleven everywhere.. TA, ect... tried to register here as eleven.. taken

thats crap,, how original people can be.

haha.. sucks to you with your unoriginal username. kill yourself.

[eleven11]

OK once again.Its not that fuckin FAKE shit on mininova and all the other torrent sites..
OK????????


Well then what are we waiting for?

[Ktuluvic]

- a real tool fan
OMG, Can I have the new tool leak!!>!!#!@!one

[Staralfur]

haha.. sucks to you with your unoriginal username. kill yourself.
well now that's a true "fault" :D

[Descencia]

LOUD NOISES!!!

[eleven11]

well now that's a true "fault" :D


exactly "fault"

[ThePatient666]

Its 100 % not that one. I will post the source when I got it.
I just think this is legit but do I know for sure. Of course NOT!!!
It's the only new torrent on mininova...82.16

[Nebel]

Just post the source already, please.

[Light Reflections]

Schism's uncle strikes again!

[fault]

FOCK. My bullshit detector has just exploded and has soiled my pretty little dress.

What a shame, you looked very sexy in that dress.

[Staralfur]

naked is better

[ThePatient666]

The "other" 10,000 days forum says it's Kelly Clarkson. Please, stop saying the album has leaked until you hear it with your own ears. Thanks.

[electribe1]

I got a friend that is a real Tool fan. He says that the whole album is avalible for download. The quality isnt that good . And this is no bullshit cause he really can tell the difference between Tool and Isis and so on. I think this is 100% legit. Im not going to download it but it would be fun to know for myself if this is the real deal. Keep looking and you will probably find it. And once again. THIS ISNT A JOKE!!

oh holy jesus..you are such a douche

[electribe1]

LOUD NOISES!!!

I DONT KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!

[Idiotica]

so it's cool to listen to kelly clarkson now? (crossing fingers)

[Descencia]

I DONT KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!

lol from tomorrow until 5/2 the biggest influx of attention whores will start posting here. So get ready!

[mattw]

This thread started 45mins ago. The author (neurosis79) claimed his friend had a 'source'...

How fucking long does it take to contact a supposed friend?

Is he travelling by camel?

[MOON]

This thread started 45mins ago. The author (neurosis79) claimed his friend had a 'source'...

How fucking long does it take to contact a supposed friend?

Is he travelling by camel?

LOL

[Staralfur]

yeah he has to run aprox.42 kilometers to deliver the good news./..

[seemyshadowchanging]

the site is "100%realtoolalbum.com"

[orange.juice]

could someone please burn this awful thread?

[Grimface]

uaaahhh nye toolz -_-

[orange.juice]

LOL
your avatar is a [no] [no]

[Descencia]

I bet it's Divorced by Melvins.

[minnull]

Its hard to contact an imaginary friend... expecialy if you dont believe... believe.

[fault]

could someone please burn this awful thread?

Despite my energetic posting efforts, i vote this Best post of the thread.

[electribe1]

why didn't you cough up the source in the first place? woulda saved us all a lot of typing and stuff.

goddamn typing and stuff...always fuckin shit up

[Idiotica]

so news from imaginary friends counts as legit these days ? (crossing fingers)

[fault]

goddamn typing and stuff...always fuckin shit up

I agree. Stuff is almost as bad as things.

[MOON]

your avatar is a [no] [no]

domo power!

[Andorion]

lol i'm 100% for legit guys, really

[agnomos]

I FOUND IT! I FOUND IT!

Oh no wait... it's Limp Bizkit...

[mattw]

Similar to what I said earlier, his friend is either Systolic (who has mysteriously disappeared...) or Schism81.

Although he could be travelling by foot so who knows how long he will take to get back to us...?

By the way, Happy Easter everyone for this coming weekend... we get a nice little audio treat on Easter Monday!

[Staralfur]

yeah, if you're catholic...

[minnull]

meh.. causbery bunny eggs ain't the shit they usta be.. easter is dead to me.

[mattw]

yeah, if you're catholic...

Chocolate should be enjoyed by all religions, and more importantly, so should 'Vicarious' come Monday...

[Staralfur]

word

[electribe1]

I agree. Stuff is almost as bad as things.

dont forget about SUCH...such has ruined more lives that I can count...and i can count to...well...at least 27.

everytime somebody says "and such" at the end of a statement...a little girl gets raped with a stick...a stick with thorns

uhoh...i said thorn..now people will think im discussing an alternate album title

[agnomos]

I Found it! NOW I REALLY DID!

oh, no, shit... it's jackson five...

[Grimface]

If it leaks I'll just grab Vicarious and run run run run

[fault]

I Found it! NOW I REALLY DID!

oh, no, shit... it's jackson five...

Dude, that joke wasn't funny back at limp bizkit. sshhhh

[mattw]

everytime somebody says "and such" at the end of a statement...a little girl gets raped with a stick...a stick with thorns

Dude, you could have worded that a different way!

Anyway, it's been an hour since this thread began so I think I may leave (it's after midnight over here...)

[Descencia]

What if the new video is stereoscopic with little stop motion guys running around.

[Idiotica]

NO ITZ 4REALZ!!

[minnull]

Dude, you could have worded that a different way!

Anyway, it's been an hour since this thread began so I think I may leave (it's after midnight over here...)


poor innocent thorny stick.

[Mr C]

3 pages in 1 hour.
Systolic is getting his kicks again.

[DirtyBanana]

Some of you think that Tool will stream Vicarious early on Toolband.
1) What makes you think that?
2) Do you have to be part of Tool Army to listen to it if they did?


They did the same with schism.Maybe the same this time.

[minnull]

Some of you think that Tool will stream Vicarious early on Toolband.
1) What makes you think that?
2) Do you have to be part of Tool Army to listen to it if they did?

1) Apparently they've done so before with past releases
2) Probably. But all that means is everyone else has to wait 20 minutes until a torrent is created.

[Xanatos]

Anyone want to help me with my term paper due this friday that I haven't started working on about Robert E. Lee?

[STA]

Good thread.

[Xanatos]

Good thread.

Profound

[fault]

Good thread.

Thanks man, but it was a team effort. Really.

[mattw]

Anyone want to help me with my term paper due this friday that I haven't started working on about Robert E. Lee?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_E._Lee


Do I get any prizes...?

[sacredsubjective]

Why is everyone on this forum so hostile to each other?

[Xanatos]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_E._Lee


Do I get any prizes...?

A happy heart.

[minnull]

I got a friend that is a real Tool fan. He says that the whole album is avalible for download. The quality isnt that good . And this is no bullshit cause he really can tell the difference between Tool and Isis and so on. I think this is 100% legit. Im not going to download it but it would be fun to know for myself if this is the real deal. Keep looking and you will probably find it. And once again. THIS ISNT A JOKE!!

Oh the hopes I have that this quote will make it to ytmnd.com.

[Xanatos]

Why is everyone on this forum so hostile to each other?

Why does you avatar disturb me?

[Bogart]

Why is everyone on this forum so hostile to each other?
Thats how we get down on tdn....

[fault]

Why is everyone on this forum so hostile to each other?

Well... long story actually...

<snip>

my wife is away, im drunk and bored and sitting on tdn being hilarious.

[minnull]

Everyone on this board thinks for themselves. To enjoy each others company would be to conform to an idea that everyone should get along.. which is not thinking for yourself, so not cool dude. Maynard is going to throw you into the sun now.

[neurosis79]

This thread started 45mins ago. The author (neurosis79) claimed his friend had a 'source'...

How fucking long does it take to contact a supposed friend?

Is he travelling by camel?


No but I have a fucking job. And he does too. IDIOT... Do u relly think I can sit here 8 hours. FUCK OFF. Ill get back to u.

[Xanatos]

.**************Robert E Lee*******************
***********Written by Xanatos******************


Robert E Lee had a big beard and a sword. He commanded an army of ninja zombies against the evil horde of ferretts that swept across the great plains of the midwest.
Banded together with the forces of an Egyptian Pharaoh, his throne was placed upon the Holiest of Holies where he staked his claim as Ultimate Burger Boko.

The end.


Now go, print this out, turn it in, and fill out your application for Harvard.


I want your babies.

[fault]

Everyone on this board thinks for themselves.

WARNING : DISINFORMATION ALERT!

[Estevan]

Its 100 % not that one. I will post the source when I got it.
I just think this is legit but do I know for sure. Of course NOT!!!Which is exactly why this is such a great thread, and so relevant! See, we have a lot in common. I also know a guy who may or may not have heard the leaked album and I want to share that fact with the rest of the T00L Navy community! I was the first guy on the internet to know a guy who said he heard the leak! Praise me!

[neurosis79]

3 pages in 1 hour.
Systolic is getting his kicks again.

The only problem is that IM from Sweden.

[sacredsubjective]

Why does you avatar disturb me?

The dog is just being romantic...

The thing is, people get smashed for chatting shit and you'd think that'd stop people posting nonsese....but it doesn't. What is with that!?

[STA]

Do u relly think I can sit here 8 hours.

That's what the rest of us do.

[eleven11]

No but I have a fucking job. And he does too. IDIOT... Do u relly think I can sit here 8 hours. FUCK OFF. Ill get back to u.


You have to produce now.
There should be harsh punishments for these types like total IP banning from all tool related sites, google ip banning from searching for tool, keyboard lock for typing tool , 10,000 days or anything related..

[Foamy]

Worst
Thread
Ever

[Xanatos]

Worst
Thread
Ever

Wrong! Quantum's post officially made this thread awesome.

[fault]

The thing is, people get smashed for chatting shit and you'd think that'd stop people posting nonsese....but it doesn't. What is with that!?

cos the "Stabbing people over the internet" machine hasn't been invented yet.

[minnull]

You have to produce now.
There should be harsh punishments for these types like total IP banning from all tool related sites, google ip banning from searching for tool, keyboard lock for typing tool , 10,000 days or anything related..

a midget punching him in the balls works too.

[Estevan]

The important thing to learn from all this is that it's very critical for everyone to start a new thread every time someone tells them something about the new record. As long as we all keep to that, there'll be peace in the world.

[orange.juice]

The only problem is that IM from Sweden.
so if you don't want your virtual balls smashed, i'd suggest you call your friend now and ask him for the source. Srsly, no need to feel offended, but why the hell did you start a thread without a link to the alleged leak?

[kyyuulle]

i'm gonna stop posting now.

this shit is too much

if you guys don't want to fuel this douchenozzle's fire, i suggest you cut the replies off..


H E R E

<<<<--------------------------------------------------------------------------->>>>

[mattw]

No but I have a fucking job. And he does too. IDIOT... Do u relly think I can sit here 8 hours. FUCK OFF. Ill get back to u.


I hope your employment isn't in publishing or proof-reading...

Plus, it's not 8 hours. It's 1 hour.

PM me when you have the goods!

Also, if you live in Sweden, then I guess I was wrong about you travelling by camel... sorry!

[Xanatos]

or

HERE

<<<<__________________________________________________ ____________>>>>

[ThePatient666]

LOL, I just listened to Vicarious from this leak, the chorus is a robotic voice saying "Stealing Tool music is not nice".

[Idiotica]

try to let us know before april 28 if u can.

[Descencia]

neurosis79 is the douche to end all douches.

[Foamy]

It's hilarious the way he expected us to believe him and when we didnt he told us to fuck off.

[STA]

I hope your employment isn't in publishing or proof-reading...

Awesome. I almost wrote exactly the same thing, but I try not to flame. Thanks, it had to be done.

[Madklikor]

Also, if you live in Sweden, then I guess I was wrong about you travelling by camel... sorry!

Yeah, they use polar bears down there.

[mattw]

Tool should cancel all future Sweden shows as a result.

At the very least, ban Neurosis79 from ever attending a Tool concert!


And if he does deliver the supposed leak and it turns out to be the real thing...


...ban him anyway! It's illegal and immoral! Naughty Swedish people...

[Systolic]

Heh...

Its been a while since I posted, for obvious reasons.

I assure you that this guy is NOT me. I've given up the search for leaks and info about the album. If you want confirmation that this guy isn't me, ask Windir. He apparantely has some method of tracking people on the forum.

[Boozy Eulogist]

Taking all bets for the hour he posts a big story about how his friend was "messing" with him or that the RIAA called his buddy.

$5 per entry do I hear an hour?

[orange.juice]

i think he'll just disappear...

[Windir]

Good job.

#1 Rules say you can NOT make thread with these kind of titles
#2 Alot of flaming for nothing
#3 Bin material

#4 It's not Systolic - Didnt you guys read the warning eh?

....oh and CLOSED!