Tracklisting Theory

[0100100000101110]

Just wanted to point out that I'm down with the theory (don't remember who first posted it) that xmdays is the title of the soon to be released dvd. It all makes sense with the Lateralus tour backdrop as the cover and the tour must've felt like 10,000 days to the band... so why would 10,000 days be on the new tracklisting? After reading the March newsletter with the rearranging of Rosetta Stoned, I began thinking that the track listing that was released was a bunch of jumbled up letters. After rearranging the letters I came up with the following:

Iris Vacuo
Jibam
Pi (Waters Forming)
Unsteady Ponds (Tath)
Topeth
Conjuring Plain
Befallen Sky (Mash of Tom)
Rotated Stones
IntoSine
Throwing It
Revisiting It

Just a thought. I also did a quick research on the titles I came up with and they seemed like likely toolish topics. As for the album title... do idea. Any thoughts? Also, i haven't ruled out aldaraia.

[Perseensilmä]

Oh my god, you are right!

[a_sirian_in_agony]

you have a lot of time on your hands...but good fucking work nonetheless...

[cr0nick]

hmmm. interesting

[a_sirian_in_agony]

i just dont like the parenthesis....theyve weirded me out forever..

[0100100000101110]

got nothing better to do... I think its the autism... I'm going to rearranged the newsletter... I think the lyrics are hidden in there...

[y-k=1/4p(x-h)^2]

Jibam. Sounds. Hilarious.

[Hman]

Pretty awesome titles. Nice work.

[r4v3n]

i doubt the theory...but "A" for effort, but D- for having way too much time on your hands...there is other hobbies that dont include TOOL..:P... But again... good theory.

[a_sirian_in_agony]

got nothing better to do... I think its the autism... I'm going to rearranged the newsletter... I think the lyrics are hidden in there...
DUDE!!...if you have that much time man...go for the kaledascope experience thing on toolband.....im like almost certain theres something in that bitch....i just....dont have the time to do it....and we need people like YOU to do the hard too homework, man...

[0100100000101110]

haven't seen the kaledascope experience... post the link. Unless you mean secret meditation from toolarmy... i stared at thing for hours. Not too mention trying to beat maynards dick on dissectional 10,000 times without dying... i still think dissectional has the answers.

[TheRealCoreyHaim]

Just wanted to point out that I'm down with the theory (don't remember who first posted it) that xmdays is the title of the soon to be released dvd. It all makes sense with the Lateralus tour backdrop as the cover and the tour must've felt like 10,000 days to the band...


If it was footage from the Lateralus and Ænima tours, I could see that. Considering between the four members, they have spent somewhere in the vicinity of 10,000 days as a band. (This is since Justin joined, Paul-time not counted).

As for your track listings, god damn.

[a_sirian_in_agony]

haven't seen the kaledascope experience... post the link. Unless you mean secret meditation from toolarmy... i stared at thing for hours. Not too mention trying to beat maynards dick on dissectional 10,000 times without dying... i still think dissectional has the answers.
dude...its just in the news of toolband.com under camella's birthday....and have they updated dissectional?..cause my piece of shit cant run it anymore and i couldnt check...?

[epistomai]

nice work, but still to probe its true

[dragonlink2]

Iris Vacuo
Jibam
Pi (Waters Forming)
Unsteady Ponds (Tath)
Topeth
Conjuring Plain
Befallen Sky (Mash of Tom)
Rotated Stones
IntoSine
Throwing It
Revisiting It


Looks like you've found something very unique.

however, I still like "vicarious" so maybe that will be the only one not unscrambled

SIDE NOTE:
i love the definition for tath..."Dung, or droppings of cattle."
quite an interesting song if this turns out to be real

[FickMyDuck]

great observation. But wouldn't this mean the release wouldn't be the new album, but the live DVD? And the tracklisting would be the names of the songs on the new album that has a yet to be announced title? Hmmmm

[mike09]

threadstarter, i like your theory

kudos to you :)

[Moksha]

(First post ::shudders::)
I agree, this is an interesting take on the tracklisting.
Now all you have to do is find the anagram in "Ten Thousand Days," lol that should take you a few weeks. The best i can come up with is A Day Ted Shot Nuns.

[epistomai]

(First post ::shudders::)
I agree, this is an interesting take on the tracklisting.
Now all you have to do is find the anagram in "Ten Thousand Days," lol that should take you a few weeks. The best i can come up with is A Day Ted Shot Nuns.

I'm expert doing anagrams, but I havent solved other people's anagrams. It could be a great challenge to me... Where's the original track list?

[Vaginal Replicator]

Clutch- 1010011101110101

[0100100000101110]

i just found a cool anagram to my real name... Diabolic Salmon... couldn't blair come up with something better than "A OR ET TESTS ON D"?!? I think I'm going to go back to the January newsletter and work some magic.

[praefector]

good job

i like the other names better

[Ocelot199]

Iris Vacuo
Jibam
Pi (Waters Forming)
Unsteady Ponds (Tath)
Topeth
Conjuring Plain
Befallen Sky (Mash of Tom)
Rotated Stones
IntoSine
Throwing It
Revisiting It

I haven't been really paying much attention to the conspiracy stuff lately, cause it got boring, but I must say this is pretty cool. I didn't really read the latest newsletter, so I didn't pick up on the Rosetta Stoned anagram. This tracklisting is cooler than the 'official' one. I hope you're right.

Maybe the songs with the parenthases have something different to them, like intro tracks (EBA, Intermission, Parabol) to them. The only official source to say how many tracks the album has is Toolband, and they could very well have combined the intro/interludes with the song they go with to come up with 11 tracks, when in reality theres 14.

[TornDown]

the only real problem I have with the anagrams is the fact that you included part one for the wings for marie track but neglected wings pt. 2 for 1x10tothe4th days...

[Vaginal Replicator]

Yea, and not to mention Topeth reminds me too much of Opeth, since the word Opeth is in that word. Lol, i'm fucking retarded. Anyway, yea, I don't really like that.

[HalfASandwidch]

Those tracknames make me wet. I approve this thread.

[The Let Down]

it's a good theory but you said yourself that the letters are scrambled so you could be incorrect with some of the titles.

i don't think that is the track listing but you had a good idea.

[Exoskeletal]

Good thinkin, keep diggin! These titles are pretty good.
But I'm doubtfull that the tracklisting isn't real, I'm already convinced that the single name is Vicarious, it's everywhere and the release is pretty soon. Anyway, who knows...

[Morfindel]

I would like to hear that Rolling Stones tribute song called Rotated Stones.

[Anomaly]

"HOOKER WITH A PENIS" anagram = "OH, I WANT HERPIES. OK?"

[tempathy]

a bad urine log
i have just released an... audible groan

oh and how about lateralus. a salt rule? take that with a grain. anagrams are fun!!!!

[CallofCthulhu]

Just wanted to point out that I'm down with the theory (don't remember who first posted it) that xmdays is the title of the soon to be released dvd. It all makes sense with the Lateralus tour backdrop as the cover and the tour must've felt like 10,000 days to the band... so why would 10,000 days be on the new tracklisting? After reading the March newsletter with the rearranging of Rosetta Stoned, I began thinking that the track listing that was released was a bunch of jumbled up letters. After rearranging the letters I came up with the following:

Iris Vacuo
Jibam
Pi (Waters Forming)
Unsteady Ponds (Tath)
Topeth
Conjuring Plain
Befallen Sky (Mash of Tom)
Rotated Stones
IntoSine
Throwing It
Revisiting It

Just a thought. I also did a quick research on the titles I came up with and they seemed like likely toolish topics. As for the album title... do idea. Any thoughts? Also, i haven't ruled out aldaraia.

Honestly I think Jibam and Unsteady Ponds sounds worse than the titles already confirmed *sigh*

[CallofCthulhu]

An anagram of 10,000 Days is Sady 00001

[0100100000101110]

Just trying to keep myself busy... I am positive that... xmdays is the dvd, the "new" art will be based on cymatics and Roger Bacon is the key.

[CallofCthulhu]

Good job on the theories though, I was pretty sure xmdays would be the dvd but lately it seems things are NOT going to change for the better. Where do you get the theory about Roger Bacon?

[0100100000101110]

Voynich, alchemy, mathematics...secrets... it all leads to Roger Bacon

[Goldfoot]

Iris Vacuo
Jibam
Pi (Waters Forming)
Unsteady Ponds (Tath)
Topeth
Conjuring Plain
Befallen Sky (Mash of Tom)
Rotated Stones
IntoSine
Throwing It
Revisiting It

I'm just gonna go ahead and say that we have been given at least two major clues to think the given tracklist is real. In the Guitar World interview Adam quotes a lyric from The Pot as being "Who are you to point your finger?" or something akin to that. The pot calling the kettle black...............

Then in the Rip It Up interview they mention Maynard doing some Lipan Apache chanting. They spelled it wrong in the magazine I think, but we have heard from two sources that aside from this interview that Maynard does some Native American chanting. The song that they talk about in the interview has a real chant that these Apache use when caling spirits. Conjuring them up if you will.........

[researchtriangle]

"Jibam"? Sounds like a Steve Vai song.

[ifrigginghatethis]

dude, theyre releasing the fucking single in a week LOL

GET OVER IT, the fucking tracklisting is real

[JuhaDeWolf]

Clutch- 1010011101110101

No, that song is named 10001110101. It creeps my friends out when I sing that part of the chorus.

But this is the actual tracklising. I can't believe you solved it.

By the way, the title of the album isn't Ten Thousand Days, it's...

Astounded Shanty

Edit: Rosetta Stoned isn't Rotated Stones, the actual name is Tornado Testes.

[Descencia]

lol@Tornado Testes

[JuhaDeWolf]

Don't lol @ Tornado Testes, I used the sacred geometry forbidden knowledge from the Enocian Table 23!!!

Trust me, come May 2nd you will all have Tornado Testes on your iPods.

[TheHolyGift]

If any of you actually took this seriously I will castrate you.

[JuhaDeWolf]

Hey stop mixing tenses, "took" is past and "will castrate" is future.

And if you're going to do any castration, castrate those damned Tornadoes.

[ProdigyDub]

Who the hell thinks this tracklisting is cooler than the real one? "Throwing It"?

My god.

[epistomai]

Don't lol @ Tornado Testes, I used the sacred geometry forbidden knowledge from the Enocian Table 23!!!

Trust me, come May 2nd you will all have Tornado Testes on your iPods.

Sacred geometry has enocian tables? I suppose it was Enochian instead Enocian