What Happened to Kabir...

[millermt]

...posting the significance of the April Fools headline?

Re: "The real significance of yesterday's headline remains to be discovered"

nice try people, but nobody figured it out.

will be posting it to tdn/News shortly.

and it was so obvious, too......

[Sleep]

...posting the significance of the April Fools headline?

They'll be doing shows in each of the four cities mentioned as warm ups before heading out on the full scale tour.

[a_sirian_in_agony]

KABIR!!!POST THE FUCKER ALREADY!!!

[Boozy Eulogist]

Kabir is practicing his Blairing.

[a_sirian_in_agony]

bastard..

[Karf]

Kabir is practicing his Blairing.
Blair should be an official verb of the English Laungage.

Blair. (bl-air) v. : 1. To say and do things that appear mysterious, but are of little consequence. ie. "Little Susan was so excited about her pet rock that she blaired all evening." 2. To be tricked or fooled by Blair. ie. "You just got Blair'd!"

[Xanatos]

Blair should be an official verb of the English Laungage.

Blair. (bl-air) v. : 1. To say and do things that appear mysterious, but are of little consequence. ie. "Little Susan was so excited about her pet rock that she blaired all evening." 2. To be tricked or fooled by Blair. ie. "You just got Blair'd!"

I loled.

[Andorion]

Blair should be an official verb of the English Laungage.

Blair. (bl-air) v. : 1. To say and do things that appear mysterious, but are of little consequence. ie. "Little Susan was so excited about her pet rock that she blaired all evening." 2. To be tricked or fooled by Blair. ie. "You just got Blair'd!"

Add something about self importance and you thinking people care what you're saying, and that's a great new verb - you totally have the right idea with example #1 though.

[meatstick]

kabir is maynard

[stinkfish]

Blair should be an official verb of the English Laungage.

Blair. (bl-air) v. : 1. To say and do things that appear mysterious, but are of little consequence. ie. "Little Susan was so excited about her pet rock that she blaired all evening." 2. To be tricked or fooled by Blair. ie. "You just got Blair'd!"

ehehheh

[millermt]

But back to the point of this thread: What the hell did the April Fools headline on tdn news mean?

[Light Reflections]

Blair should be an official verb of the English Laungage.

Blair. (bl-air) v. : 1. To say and do things that appear mysterious, but are of little consequence. ie. "Little Susan was so excited about her pet rock that she blaired all evening." 2. To be tricked or fooled by Blair. ie. "You just got Blair'd!"
A winner is you.

[A Tad Bit Catatonic]

Blair should be an official verb of the English Laungage.

Blair. (bl-air) v. : 1. To say and do things that appear mysterious, but are of little consequence. ie. "Little Susan was so excited about her pet rock that she blaired all evening." 2. To be tricked or fooled by Blair. ie. "You just got Blair'd!"

HAha you may be bored but you are coming up with some wit

[The Official Fiction]

. "Little Susan was so excited about her pet rock that she blaired all evening."

cracked me up

[Opiate_Mass]

Blair should be an official verb of the English Laungage.

Blair. (bl-air) v. : 1. To say and do things that appear mysterious, but are of little consequence. ie. "Little Susan was so excited about her pet rock that she blaired all evening." 2. To be tricked or fooled by Blair. ie. "You just got Blair'd!"

lolish

[tempathy]

this thread officially does not suck.

i can't wait to see tool in seattle.

[HalfASandwidch]

Blair should be an official verb of the English Laungage.

Blair. (bl-air) v. : 1. To say and do things that appear mysterious, but are of little consequence. ie. "Little Susan was so excited about her pet rock that she blaired all evening." 2. To be tricked or fooled by Blair. ie. "You just got Blair'd!"
lol. This made the thread.

[Karf]

lol. This made the thread.
It also made the thread 8 extra posts! It's the gift that keeps on giving.

[mike tyson]

They'll be doing shows in each of the four cities mentioned as warm ups before heading out on the full scale tour.

God I hope you're correct.

[HolyReality]

blair'd. brilliant.

[dilaudid]

just as a side note, is that jambi in your avatar, millermt?

as for being on topic, kabir is probably listening to the album right at this moment. maybe the album is so powerful and moving that it makes you a pretientious dick. jst a guess.

[Morfindel]

kabir is maynard

Kabir is Blair's son

[meatchunk]

I saw kabir's name in the credits of a VH1 episode. Cant remember which one it was but I did see his name

[SomethingSpecial]

Kabir is not Maynard, I know him. (Clarification: I've met him once). Anyway, this is probably one of the funniest threads that i've read.

If anyone else is interested in Blair bashing, join in on the fun on my thread March Newsletter, which should really be retitled to "Blair is a fucking idiot (March Newsletter)"

[Natalie Portman]

just as a side note, is that jambi in your avatar, millermt?

as for being on topic, kabir is probably listening to the album right at this moment. maybe the album is so powerful and moving that it makes you a pretientious dick. jst a guess.
I wonder if it has the power to help you spell?

[meatchunk]

Relax on the Blair Bashing. Come on....

[meatchunk]

God, where is Mr. Hicks when you need him???

[lachrymoIogy]

God, where is Mr. Hicks when you need him??? surfing on the lake of fire, i do believe.

[njm]

They'll be doing shows in each of the four cities mentioned as warm ups before heading out on the full scale tour.

Anythinkg to back that up? The thought of tool doing a concert in a venue that holds less than 1000 people (ie. space, Sydney) gives me shivers and convulsions! I wouldn't want to expend those side effects unless I was pretty sure that would happen!

In truth though I have thought that may be the significance of that post. Looks like I will be sleeping in the streets of Sydney for a night soon...

[lachrymoIogy]

...no animated avatars. do something if you don't want the mods to.

[ObviousParadox]

...no animated avatars. do something if you don't want the mods to.

and yet, its fucking funny. too bad. that would always be a pleasure to laugh at while sifting through the countless shitty posts posted by the countless shitty people.

and kabir never reveals the secret.

[Natalie Portman]

the secret is in my pants.

[mustbevicarious]

Blair'd......That's hilarious. You made my week.

[waffel]

the mario animated gif is fucking old and unoriginal

[5th Eye]

lol. This made the thread.It also made fourtheye.net.

[toocooltool]

the mario animated gif is fucking old and unoriginal
Agree.

[stinkfish]

the mario animated gif is fucking old and unoriginal

and cats are original?

[DaMa]

I cant remember exactly what the headline said. Can someone post it again please?

I want to figure it out, NOW and not when Kabir posts it.
I could be everything. Could be site related aswell i guess. or not?

[millermt]

just as a side note, is that jambi in your avatar, millermt?

Yeah, it is indeed Jambi the Genie. I decided to be among the first to jump on his bandwagon. Others will join after the album is released. A source who attended several listening parties revealed that at 7:06 (6:66) of the second track, MJK whispers "Mekaleka Hi Meka Hiney-Ho".

[5th Eye]

"...Hiney-Ho".Hahaha, read that out loud.

[Mr C]

She scares me a bit.

[millermt]

She scares me a bit.

The scary part is that Jambi is a "he".

[Mr C]

Your avatar was the first pic i'd seen and the make-up threw me.
Very haunting look. Wasn't it of a kid's show.

[millermt]

Your avatar was the first pic i'd seen and the make-up threw me.
Very haunting look.

Revelation: Now we know what MJK will look like on this tour.

[Mr C]

A bit too bright maybe?

[Unstuck in Time]

millermt, I like your "Cmd. Data as a chick" avatar.

[BlairLicksTaint]

Blair eats Taint

[millermt]

Blair eats Taint

Blasphemy!

[Mr C]

Who's taint?

[Mr C]

..and how does she taste?

[BlairLicksTaint]

Taint (slang)

Taint is a term used to refer to the Perineum (the region of the human body between the testicles or vagina and the anus). This term has no basis in medical terminology and is most often considered lewd and obscene.

[kabir]

just as a side note, is that jambi in your avatar, millermt?

as for being on topic, kabir is probably listening to the album right at this moment. maybe the album is so powerful and moving that it makes you a pretientious dick. jst a guess.

ahh. nice.

will be posted shortly.

[spitcodfry]

Your avatar was the first pic i'd seen and the make-up threw me.
Very haunting look. Wasn't it of a kid's show.

OMG!!! Very clever indeed. I thought I remembered "Jambi" from somewhere else before. The Pee Wee Herman Show! Probably only reason I recalled that was because of a spoof Family Guy did of it recently.

[Boozy Eulogist]

Soo the Pee Wee Herman Show had a FANTASTIC band, and now a Tool song.

Woo!

[F!end]

so... what happened to Kabir?

[Boozy Eulogist]

He's right there ^

[Psychedelica]

so... what happened to Kabir?


He is online right now. Just updated the news.

[F!end]

I don't see any changes... yet...

EDIT: There it is!

[Boozy Eulogist]

F()OL LP eh? I guess that's fun.

[Idiotica]

i almost laughed ... then i realised we're all tools fools anyway.

[undeniable dilemma]

I remember freaking out when Maynard said that he found Jesus. I was fucking pissed.