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fearxile
04-06-2006, 08:30 AM
I seen this on songmeanings.net

http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=3530822107858586177

I wonder where someone got those lyrics

STA
04-06-2006, 08:31 AM
Someone made them up. And it wasn't Maynard.

ladiatia
04-06-2006, 08:34 AM
Call me skeptical.

Windir
04-06-2006, 08:38 AM
How pwnt will we be if those lyrics were true.
Nah, for real; I hardly doubt these lyrics are legit and like StA said - they're probably made up by some kid who found his dictionary again. Good find though... and a good laugh.

Choice Breath
04-06-2006, 08:41 AM
These are Maynardesque. They kind of have a little Ticks and Leeches vibe to them. But, they certainly fit with the Kerrang quote from Maynard about his dissatisfaction/disillusionment and what he said about trying to educate or make a change and that not happening. In fact, I think he may have said something about letting people just suffer the consequences, so these would fit.

amhx147
04-06-2006, 08:48 AM
these arent bad.

fearxile
04-06-2006, 08:49 AM
Ticks and Leeches was the first thing that came to mind when I first read these

Grimface
04-06-2006, 08:53 AM
Probably not by Maynard but I wouldn't mind even if it was. I like em.

Semp
04-06-2006, 08:55 AM
Way too literal for Tool, I think.

Yes yes, they could be going in a "new direction", what with a shit title, track names and cover art, why not throw in some underwhealming lyrics as well. Byt that opening section about being up to his neck in the shit of mankind... it lacks the subtle ambiguousness that Maynard has demonstrated previously. The rest of it is more Maynardesq, but it feels a bit thrown together, doesn't feel like there's any cohesive meaning beneath some of it. I wouldn't be surprised to find that the originated on the backcover of some pale goth's maths excerise book.

toolebukk
04-06-2006, 08:55 AM
Damn good lyrics, no matter who wrote it!

Kudos

Nebel
04-06-2006, 08:56 AM
The Pot lyrics

http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=3530822107858585563
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LOL

toolebukk
04-06-2006, 08:58 AM
The Pot lyrics

http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=3530822107858585563
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LOL


This one, on the other hand, can puke on itself and lick it up and i dont know where im getting at..

I hate it, thats all..

n3b2w
04-06-2006, 08:58 AM
The Pot is also on there and it sounds EXTREMELY tool like.

STA
04-06-2006, 08:59 AM
Are you all serious? These lyrics are beyond awful. I'm certain that they are fake, and if they are not, I will not purchase the new album.

toolebukk
04-06-2006, 08:59 AM
Are you all serious? These lyrics are beyond awful. I'm certain that they are fake, and if they are not, I will not purchase the new album.


SPOT ON!

dissonance19
04-06-2006, 09:00 AM
The Pot lyrics

http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=3530822107858585563
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LOL


WTF? LOL

I guess, they didn't read the Jones interview to include "who are you to wave your finger?" haha.


Rosetta Stoned are actually pretty good. Anyone know if those are lyrics for an actual song that is not Tool? Or they just made up?

STA
04-06-2006, 09:00 AM
SPOT ON!

Didn't you just say they were "damn good"?

n3b2w
04-06-2006, 09:03 AM
Didn't you just say they were "damn good"?

sarcasm classes start on the 2nd tuesday of every month.

secular glitch
04-06-2006, 09:03 AM
Way too literal for Tool, I think.

Yes yes, they could be going in a "new direction", what with a shit title, track names and cover art, why not throw in some underwhealming lyrics as well. Byt that opening section about being up to his neck in the shit of mankind... it lacks the subtle ambiguousness that Maynard has demonstrated previously. The rest of it is more Maynardesq, but it feels a bit thrown together, doesn't feel like there's any cohesive meaning beneath some of it. I wouldn't be surprised to find that the originated on the backcover of some pale goth's maths excerise book.

um, have you ever listened to aenema?

toolebukk
04-06-2006, 09:03 AM
Didn't you just say they were "damn good"?


the rosetta stoned lyrics were kinda good but not nearly acceptable coming from mr. keenan..
The Pot just sucks ass.. especially my grandmothers.

Windir
04-06-2006, 09:10 AM
Those The Pot lyrics where actually entertaining. I'm eager to hear what Tool would've done if that were the real lyrics. I wonder how they would've pulled it off. Seriously.

n3b2w
04-06-2006, 09:17 AM
if a song or album leaks, i'll definately listen to it. but i feel that it would be more awesome if tool keeps everything from leaking and doesn't even put out a single before the album comes out. let the album stand on its own would be extremely toolish.

dischordance
04-06-2006, 09:19 AM
the rosetta stoned lyrics were kinda goodOctophobic translations
And 8, by 8, the window
Withers farther from the soul
Your soul, in a ring, on a spoon
...

blair's man sausage
04-06-2006, 09:22 AM
if you look at all the tool songs on there, choked is listed as instrumental...apparently if you email solaris he will send it to you?? kano33339@Hotmail.com

i don't feel like expending the energy...

Choice Breath
04-06-2006, 09:22 AM
Considering the lyrics for "The Pot", the "Rosetta Stoned" lyrics, although pretty good, are most certainly fake. That's just pathetic. They are not even funny. No "lol". They actually piss me off, they are an insult.

Semp
04-06-2006, 09:24 AM
I'm starting to get a bad feeling about this album

Choice Breath
04-06-2006, 09:24 AM
the rosetta stoned lyrics were kinda good but not nearly acceptable coming from mr. keenan..
The Pot just sucks ass.. especially my grandmothers.

You've almost captured it. I think they actually suck my grandmother's dead ass with a straw, and they suck it hard with that straw!

. . . I feel better now.

STA
04-06-2006, 09:25 AM
the "Rosetta Stoned" lyrics, although pretty good

Someone please explain to me how these lyrics are, on any interpretation, good, or even not complete crap.

dischordance
04-06-2006, 09:29 AM
On a spoon, dude. On a SPOON!

STA
04-06-2006, 09:29 AM
Jesus Christ..

thejesus
04-06-2006, 09:29 AM
lmao

Somedays I can't get off the pot (x2)
Hangovers where I'm not
The dissection of our souls entwined
With fears and breath and loathing
Architecture jested from the hatred
That I gave to you with kindness

But you're always on the pot
It makes me want to squat
And scream your name
My beckoned twilight

dischordance
04-06-2006, 09:32 AM
"The dissection of our souls entwined"

"Architecture jested from the hatred"

Looks to me like the dude just pasted some shit into Babelfish, translated into German, and then back again.

dissonance19
04-06-2006, 09:33 AM
I'm starting to get a bad feeling about this album


cuz of fake lyrics???

we already know 2 lyrical lines from what I assume was 10,000 Days and not Wings For Marie and The Pot which I said the line up there. I like em. And the titles are fine.

Choice Breath
04-06-2006, 09:42 AM
They make me want to squat.

secular glitch
04-06-2006, 09:54 AM
i wish whoever would post some more to make fun of

FickMyDuck
04-06-2006, 09:57 AM
But you're always on the pot
It makes me want to squat

squat to take a fucking shit.

TornDown
04-06-2006, 10:07 AM
I hope you fucking choke on your own spit

lol line...i would honestly enjoy hearing that in a song though...

Cucumber_11
04-06-2006, 10:09 AM
Someone should sing these then put music to them. Doesn't even have to sound like tool, just knowing that they've been made into a song would be good enough for me.

viti
04-06-2006, 10:11 AM
everyone has to keep in mind that TOOL had over FIVE YEARS to write these lyrics...i doubt, highly doubt, that the best they could come up with in five years is "But I just can't get off the pot."

praefector
04-06-2006, 10:19 AM
Are you all serious? These lyrics are beyond awful. I'm certain that they are fake, and if they are not, I will not purchase the new album.

that's a lie

dischordance
04-06-2006, 10:23 AM
everyone has to keep in mind that TOOL had over FIVE YEARS to write these lyrics...i doubt, highly doubt, that the best they could come up with in five years is "But I just can't get off the pot."I think it's the perfect metaphor for Maynard's creative constipation.

Snakedragon
04-06-2006, 10:28 AM
i woudlnt actually mind if they wrote stuff like this- it's reminisciant of ticks and leeches

it's certainly got some aggression

it says it's teh lyrics for the demo, so it could actually be a fake

BreakX
04-06-2006, 10:31 AM
I think it's the perfect metaphor for Maynard's creative constipation.

Adam said in the guitarworld interview that "despite what people think, it did NOT take us five years to write this record. We've really been working on it the past year and a half."

But, besides that, I don't think time is the important thing anyway. Some great songs were thought up in five minutes. It is all about the emotion they convey.

Choice Breath
04-06-2006, 10:34 AM
You know what would be a good line? "I hope you choke on your own squat"

Lamb & Martyr^
04-06-2006, 10:42 AM
I had the runs and couldn't get of the pot for hours.

seemyshadowchanging
04-06-2006, 10:54 AM
Are you all serious? These lyrics are beyond awful. I'm certain that they are fake, and if they are not, I will not purchase the new album.
i agree completely this is total shit !

tempathy
04-06-2006, 11:17 AM
these lyrics suck.

dissonance19
04-06-2006, 11:22 AM
i agree completely this is total shit !


we know these aren't the lyrics. The Pot doesn't say, "who are you to wave your finger?" which was said in the interview. unless, I'm blind and missed it in the lyrics above haha.

secular glitch
04-06-2006, 11:25 AM
if these lyrics are real, and i highly doubt they are, i would be disappointed. and then i could disappear, like i were never there.

STA
04-06-2006, 11:40 AM
that's a lie

It honestly is not.

Choice Breath
04-06-2006, 11:48 AM
The Pot:

"Who are you to wave your finger
"Cause I squat on the pot a lot
Before you point your finger
You should know I'm on the pot
I shot a lot of snot
When I could not get off the pot
I got off the pot
and my finger stunk a lot."

Maynard at his best. These are very real.

TurdEye13
04-06-2006, 11:51 AM
Call me skeptical.

I second this

Loveboat Captain
04-06-2006, 12:05 PM
"but i just cant get off the pot" is a slip bizkit line, im sure.

amhx147
04-06-2006, 12:08 PM
The Pot lyrics

http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=3530822107858585563
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LOL



LMFAO. these are fake.

moneyisevil
04-06-2006, 01:42 PM
looking at fake lyrics is semi-entertaining

Vaginal Replicator
04-06-2006, 01:46 PM
The song lyrics aren't even the best part. Read that persons comment, fucking numbskull.

insaner
04-06-2006, 02:20 PM
everyone has to keep in mind that TOOL had over FIVE YEARS to write these lyrics...i doubt, highly doubt, that the best they could come up with in five years is "But I just can't get off the pot."


yes, because they definatley started writing this one as soon as they walked out of the mastering studio for lateralus.

apocalyptic dispositon
04-06-2006, 03:01 PM
The Pot:

"Who are you to wave your finger
"Cause I squat on the pot a lot
Before you point your finger
You should know I'm on the pot
I shot a lot of snot
When I could not get off the pot
I got off the pot
and my finger stunk a lot."

Maynard at his best. These are very real.

Is this actually what it said? There is no way possible that Maynard, unless jokingly, would ever put that kind of crap out there and actually try to pass it off as a real TOOL song unless he and the rest of the band have completely lost their minds and just dont really care if they sound like mindless idiots. I pray to the gods of rock that these are fake.

Pushit666
04-06-2006, 04:37 PM
Fakes.

Pushit666
04-07-2006, 02:35 AM
And they're no longer up, as I requested their removal.

fearxile
04-07-2006, 05:15 AM
Gaping Lotus Experience anyone?

epistomai
04-07-2006, 05:29 AM
Is this actually what it said? There is no way possible that Maynard, unless jokingly, would ever put that kind of crap out there and actually try to pass it off as a real TOOL song unless he and the rest of the band have completely lost their minds and just dont really care if they sound like mindless idiots. I pray to the gods of rock that these are fake.

that lyrics sux. Where did you found them?