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A Tad Bit Catatonic
04-05-2006, 12:57 PM
05 Apr 06

LOST KEYS (BLAME HOFMANN)

Well, now that the planchette has made its decision as to which song is to be posted, here is the announcement. Lost Keys (Blame Hofmann) has been formally declared the chosen one, and one shall be let to the masses as of five today, and four tomorrow. It is available for download, though only throughout these 23 hours. The site will be back to normal tomorrow, after Lost Keys has been removed.

Enjoy what it is you have craved, let the stalactites grin and bear your harrowing footsteps to the eastern wing.

Weve only been here amongst the dripping limestone since the first sunrise forgot to set our moment.

BMB

Guess it's the 10kdays crap thing...

Thought everyone would enjoy seeing it, but I'll believe it when I hear it. Yeah right lol...

praefector
04-05-2006, 12:58 PM
link the page in question please

A Tad Bit Catatonic
04-05-2006, 01:01 PM
http://www.myspace.com/aldaraian

Ocelot199
04-05-2006, 01:04 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

A Tad Bit Catatonic
04-05-2006, 01:05 PM
Player won't even load now lol - it's so bombarded... is it there?!?!??!?!

astrorot
04-05-2006, 01:05 PM
it's about time for post numero uno.

LOL, that fucking sucks. HA HA!

edit: the bongos rule. totally lost keys (blame hoffman)

Havokb8
04-05-2006, 01:05 PM
http://www.myspace.com/aldaraian

Awesome that is DEFINATELY A NEW TOOL SONG, brilliant, just brilliant

Ocelot199
04-05-2006, 01:05 PM
Its there. It sounds like some asshole recording himself not knowing how to play guitar on a computer mic.

I'm amused :)

praefector
04-05-2006, 01:06 PM
http://www.myspace.com/aldaraian

thats all i needed to see

busted.

praefector
04-05-2006, 01:06 PM
Its there. It sounds like some asshole recording himself not knowing how to play guitar on a computer mic.

I'm amused :)


this is what those who took their chances on the fakes were treated to

i still have it on my comp i think its funny

czar
04-05-2006, 01:07 PM
Fascinating.

Briznitch
04-05-2006, 01:07 PM
http://www.myspace.com/aldaraian
That's gotta be the dumbest crap I've ever heard in my life. Anybody who believes that shit (check the comments on that page HAHAHA) should hang themselves. If TooL made that, I'll hang myself, too.

astrorot
04-05-2006, 01:08 PM
i think the best part about it is, that all the friends of this character seem to be really disappointed. they actually believe this? maybe i can't catch the sarcasm. wow.

A Tad Bit Catatonic
04-05-2006, 01:08 PM
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH, nm - that's what I get for even buying into it at all =)

astrorot
04-05-2006, 01:09 PM
it was a good laugh though, thank you!

A Tad Bit Catatonic
04-05-2006, 01:15 PM
I must say - it is hillarious. Whoever did post it has a good sense of humor, and maybe it's just the sort of comic relief we all need right now.

Though I wanted to post that quote from Danny, about LK being the most complex piece of music he's ever worked on in his career. But I guess that about sums it up.

The even funnier thing is, look on the comments on that page - people are buying into it. The sheep have been lead astray lol... sigh. It was a good laugh...

blair's man sausage
04-05-2006, 01:19 PM
I must say - it is hillarious. Whoever did post it has a good sense of humor, and maybe it's just the sort of comic relief we all need right now.

Though I wanted to post that quote from Danny, about LK being the most complex piece of music he's ever worked on in his career. But I guess that about sums it up.

The even funnier thing is, look on the comments on that page - people are buying into it. The sheep have been lead astray lol... sigh. It was a good laugh...

that song rocks!!

the funniest shit i've heard in a long time

Visceralus
04-05-2006, 01:21 PM
I must say - it is hillarious. Whoever did post it has a good sense of humor, and maybe it's just the sort of comic relief we all need right now.

Though I wanted to post that quote from Danny, about LK being the most complex piece of music he's ever worked on in his career. But I guess that about sums it up.

The even funnier thing is, look on the comments on that page - people are buying into it. The sheep have been lead astray lol... sigh. It was a good laugh...

it's you isn't it?

SuperSteve
04-05-2006, 01:30 PM
Hahaha. The vocals are hilarious.

phreak03
04-05-2006, 01:30 PM
wow....that's all i have to say..

A Tad Bit Catatonic
04-05-2006, 01:33 PM
it's you isn't it?

hehe nah, all I know is - well I keep a tight eye on this site right now, because I know something will come any second. So I had seen the 10kdays post yesterday about some stupid message saying how Blair and the band would pick one song to post on their myspace site for 24 hours. So I was on Myspace, and I have just this one Aldaria fake Tool myspace site as my friend, because it has Dispostion available - which is ROCKIN for a profile song (hell any tool song is), ANd I got this stupid bulletin, so somehow This guy and 10kdays.com are affiliated (probably the same guy). And I posted it here, and everything went nuts. So no it is NOT me, but it is, however, funny. Guess it was good for a laugh at least =).

SoulEdge
04-05-2006, 01:33 PM
The fake 81st Chakra was a lot funnier.

embracingyou
04-05-2006, 01:44 PM
Hahahahahahaa what the hell. It's Rolf Harris with a guitar and a bit of plastic.

Grimface
04-05-2006, 01:50 PM
The fake 81st Chakra was a lot funnier.

Wasn't that made by TOOL?
I thought it was a joke song made by the band.

/Parallelus/Reflectionis/
04-05-2006, 02:55 PM
hahahaha the "vocal" are fucking hilarous

thanks for linking to that page

STA
04-05-2006, 02:56 PM
The mic hits are avant-garde.

phreak03
04-05-2006, 05:08 PM
i love the tribal screaming part

seadonkey
04-05-2006, 07:58 PM
I must say - it is hillarious. Whoever did post it has a good sense of humor, and maybe it's just the sort of comic relief we all need right now.

Though I wanted to post that quote from Danny, about LK being the most complex piece of music he's ever worked on in his career. But I guess that about sums it up.

The even funnier thing is, look on the comments on that page - people are buying into it. The sheep have been lead astray lol... sigh. It was a good laugh...
If thereīs more to the quote than that, could you post it? I havenīt seen this quote yet.

etaipo
04-05-2006, 10:56 PM
Hmmm... Sounds like an Rap album!

The Official Fiction
04-05-2006, 11:20 PM
Wow! THAT was great! Wasn't Lost Keys though. That was Jambi.

Light Reflections
04-05-2006, 11:34 PM
We bathe in expensive plum sauce!

Zeal_Love
04-05-2006, 11:36 PM
http://www.myspace.com/81stchakra

81st Chakra for anyone who missed it when it first came around, personally I love them both.

The Official Fiction
04-06-2006, 12:39 AM
LMAO! great!