Darkmoogle
04-04-2006, 12:35 PM
I have no idea why nobody's talking about this. A guy posted this on a forum I go to; I'll let you guys know where he got it as soon as I know. It seems fake, just because I didn't know there WAS a Toolband Myspace account. Still, the writing sounds very Blair-ish...
03 Apr 06
ENOCHIAN KEY
Just returning from an important meeting with our own Solomon in regards to the front pillars of the temple, whether or not they should be black or white. He has been rather apathetic throughout the entire construction so his input is of little value to the widows son, and were rather fed up with him. It shall be done on schedule whether or not Binah has his genderal indicators removed and thrown behind a Bush to ferment for four thousand years. Thank Ford this isnt an every day occurrence in LA.
Now the legal papers are in and the band's official myspace account has been TEMPORARILY RENAMED. In case you are wondering, yes, you are still on our friends list, hence how you are able to have this display in your bulletin section. Ive gotten more messages in regards to not understanding this than Al Gore has received middle fingers (including my own). Everyone knows George W. Bush invented the internet, which is why youre all stuck before a telescreen giving off proverbial Amusement and radiation, which technically are the same thing, every night.
Now, the announcement that we informed you chosen would be fortunate enough to hear. Later this week, once curiosity in regards to what happened to the official myspace account diminishes a bit, we will be releasing temporarily one of the tracks from 10,000 Days for not only the listening pleasure of you but for download. It will be up for a solid twenty three hours and then removed again. The track will be selected by divine inspiration (via OBELISONG) and then posted for the predetermined amount of time and then removed. Upon the amputation of this maniacal ear-bleeding abscess the Toolband name will be returned and we will begin reaccepting friends and such.
Hope we have a crowd of avid Bill Hicks enthusiasts.
B & S
03 Apr 06
ENOCHIAN KEY
Just returning from an important meeting with our own Solomon in regards to the front pillars of the temple, whether or not they should be black or white. He has been rather apathetic throughout the entire construction so his input is of little value to the widows son, and were rather fed up with him. It shall be done on schedule whether or not Binah has his genderal indicators removed and thrown behind a Bush to ferment for four thousand years. Thank Ford this isnt an every day occurrence in LA.
Now the legal papers are in and the band's official myspace account has been TEMPORARILY RENAMED. In case you are wondering, yes, you are still on our friends list, hence how you are able to have this display in your bulletin section. Ive gotten more messages in regards to not understanding this than Al Gore has received middle fingers (including my own). Everyone knows George W. Bush invented the internet, which is why youre all stuck before a telescreen giving off proverbial Amusement and radiation, which technically are the same thing, every night.
Now, the announcement that we informed you chosen would be fortunate enough to hear. Later this week, once curiosity in regards to what happened to the official myspace account diminishes a bit, we will be releasing temporarily one of the tracks from 10,000 Days for not only the listening pleasure of you but for download. It will be up for a solid twenty three hours and then removed again. The track will be selected by divine inspiration (via OBELISONG) and then posted for the predetermined amount of time and then removed. Upon the amputation of this maniacal ear-bleeding abscess the Toolband name will be returned and we will begin reaccepting friends and such.
Hope we have a crowd of avid Bill Hicks enthusiasts.
B & S