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LetGoLetgoLetGo
04-03-2006, 01:08 PM
By o_0tool

03 Apr 06

ENOCHIAN KEY

Just returning from an important meeting with our own Solomon in regards to the front pillars of the temple, whether or not they should be black or white. He has been rather apathetic throughout the entire construction so his input is of little value to the widows son, and were rather fed up with him. It shall be done on schedule whether or not Binah has his genderal indicators removed and thrown behind a Bush to ferment for four thousand years. Thank Ford this isnt an every day occurrence in LA.

Now the legal papers are in and the band's official myspace account has been TEMPORARILY RENAMED. In case you are wondering, yes, you are still on our friends list, hence how you are able to have this display in your bulletin section. Ive gotten more messages in regards to not understanding this than Al Gore has received middle fingers (including my own). Everyone knows George W. Bush invented the internet, which is why youre all stuck before a telescreen giving off proverbial Amusement and radiation, which technically are the same thing, every night.

Now, the announcement that we informed you chosen would be fortunate enough to hear. Later this week, once curiosity in regards to what happened to the official myspace account diminishes a bit, we will be releasing temporarily one of the tracks from 10,000 Days for not only the listening pleasure of you but for download. It will be up for a solid twenty three hours and then removed again. The track will be selected by divine inspiration (via OBELISONG) and then posted for the predetermined amount of time and then removed. Upon the amputation of this maniacal ear-bleeding abscess the Toolband name will be returned and we will begin reaccepting friends and such.
Hope we have a crowd of avid Bill Hicks enthusiasts.

B & S

Grimface
04-03-2006, 01:10 PM
But where did that originate from?
Can you give us a link?

LetGoLetgoLetGo
04-03-2006, 01:13 PM
But where did that originate from?
Can you give us a link?
Apparently TOOL has a valid myspace account.
http://10000-days.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=4273#4273

Grimface
04-03-2006, 01:15 PM
Apparently TOOL has a valid myspace account.
http://10000-days.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=4273#4273

All we need now is link to that account...

Sasha
04-03-2006, 01:18 PM
myspace.com/o_0tool

lawlz.

waffel
04-03-2006, 01:18 PM
fuck 10kdays.com

fuck them hard

LetGoLetgoLetGo
04-03-2006, 01:19 PM
All we need now is link to that account...
Workin on that. But, even if we have it, it wont link to the correct site, unless I read that post wrong.

ifrigginghatethis
04-03-2006, 01:20 PM
Clearly a lie.

And this ***got is a reason why we should deport all spics

Grimface
04-03-2006, 01:20 PM
fuck 10kdays.com

fuck them hard

*rubs penis*

Grimface
04-03-2006, 01:22 PM
And who the hell are B & S anyways?

BullShit?

LetGoLetgoLetGo
04-03-2006, 01:26 PM
And who the hell are B & S anyways?

BullShit?
If this is truth, its probably the same "B & S" that posts on the news section of toolband.com. Duh.

Grimface
04-03-2006, 01:28 PM
http://www.myspace.com/aldaraian
Fuck all these myspace accounts...

secular glitch
04-03-2006, 01:28 PM
http://www.myspace.com/aldaraian

haha, oops, you just beat me to it

T-13h
04-03-2006, 01:31 PM
Clearly a lie.

And this ***got is a reason why we should deport all spics

I call ban.

STA
04-03-2006, 01:31 PM
I'm so confused. Someone else figure all of this out so I don't have to think too much.

just simulacra
04-03-2006, 01:33 PM
If you believe this, you're fucking RETARDED.

Previous POSTS by this ***got rodeo group of imposters have contained NUMEROUS spelling errors --- something that, at least in my book, completely DECIMATES their chances of validity.

The CHANGING of the MYSPACE ACCOUNT NAME they refer to was brought on by the fact MYSPACE SYSTEMATICALLY SHUTS DOWN [at the 'request' of Record Companies] fraudulent Myspace accounts.

TOOL (rather, their absence FROM myspace), NIN, Queens of the Stone Age, and a few others, seem to have had some of the most STRICTLY enforced anti-imposter programs on Myspace. Go ahead ... start a NIN myspace Music site ... see how long it lasts.

And that RUBBISH they posted only seems to hold up because of its TOOLBAND.COM'ish formatting --- the content of the post is some of the most mish-mashed, watered-down, pseudo-occult bullshit I've ever read in my entire life. Seems the type of DRIBBLE I'd see sliding down some "feel sorry for me"High Schooler's live journal.

God damned it.

When this many people can't recognize the pathetic nature of some of the recent Tool-related cry-for-attention schemes ... I lose faith in this fan base.

Cinnamon
04-03-2006, 01:34 PM
i'm sad i wont get to here the new album lol

Grimface
04-03-2006, 01:34 PM
If there's not any truth to Aldaraian, why would the name their myspace after that?
If that's the real "TOOL myspace" that is...

Grimface
04-03-2006, 01:35 PM
*rant*

We need something to amuse us with :o

just simulacra
04-03-2006, 01:36 PM
Man, it's not really a rant.

But, in the light of some of the RECENT, BETTER attempts ... I can't fathom ANYONE believing this horseshit.

Grimface
04-03-2006, 01:39 PM
Man, it's not really a rant.

But, in the light of some of the RECENT, BETTER attempts ... I can't fathom ANYONE believing this horseshit.

_o/

Well, kind of.

*hides in the shadows*

LetGoLetgoLetGo
04-03-2006, 01:42 PM
Ok. just simulacra: go smoke a bong and chill out.
I dont know if this is true. I was trying to be helpful.
And as far as the myspace.com/aldaraian page......Well, if you read the bulletin that I pasted over here, THEY CHANGED THE ADDRESS. So quite possibly, this "aldaraiain" page is NOT the same one mentioned in this bulletin. Going through this guy's friends list isnt going to do any good, if this is the case.

*******!

millermt
04-03-2006, 01:44 PM
Where did this "bulletin" supposedly originate prior to its posting on 10-kd.com?

STA
04-03-2006, 01:44 PM
FYI, Blair just posted more crap on Toolband.

just simulacra
04-03-2006, 01:45 PM
Ok. just simulacra: go smoke a bong and chill out.
I dont know if this is true. I was trying to be helpful.
And as far as the myspace.com/aldaraian page......Well, if you read the bulletin that I pasted over here, THEY CHANGED THE ADDRESS. So quite possibly, this "aldaraiain" page is NOT the same one mentioned in this bulletin. Going through this guy's friends list isnt going to do any good, if this is the case.

*******!

My post wasn't directed at anyone specific, so there's no reason you have to defend yourself.

This post, however, is:

If you believe this myspace site is official, in any way whatsoever, you're a moron.

LetGoLetgoLetGo
04-03-2006, 01:46 PM
Where did this "bulletin" supposedly originate prior to its posting on 10-kd.com?
M Y S P A C E . C O M

?!

Grimface
04-03-2006, 01:46 PM
FYI, Blair just posted more crap on Toolband.

It would be real nice if he gave us the newsletter...

STA
04-03-2006, 01:50 PM
Yep.

LetGoLetgoLetGo
04-03-2006, 01:50 PM
Yeah WTF is the headline all about? It has nothing to do with anything he says in the actual news. WAIT. Its Blair. Nevermind. Id love to meet this guy so I could figure out how such a human exists.

just simulacra
04-03-2006, 01:52 PM
Yeah WTF is the headline all about? It has nothing to do with anything he says in the actual news. WAIT. Its Blair. Nevermind. Id love to meet this guy so I could figure out how such a human exists.

It's NOT blair.

secular glitch
04-03-2006, 01:54 PM
even if it is fake, what harm does it do to keep an eye on it? its not like you have to drive anywhere to find out if its a prank or not.

LetGoLetgoLetGo
04-03-2006, 01:57 PM
It's NOT blair.
TOOLBAND.COM
I was talking about the new post on TB. And its signed with the violet BMB.

LetGoLetgoLetGo
04-03-2006, 02:01 PM
CONFIRMED: This bulletin DID come from the aldaraian myspace page.

Binnage.
Bannage if necessary.
I tried.

STA
04-03-2006, 02:02 PM
CONFIRMED: This bulletin DID come from the aldaraian myspace page.

Binnage.
Bannage if necessary.
I tried.

Good work sorting it out.

secular glitch
04-03-2006, 02:05 PM
this was also posted by the same profile:


"01 Apr 06
NAME CHANGE NOTIFICATION

Congradulations those counted few on our friendlist, you knew you would mount to something someday didn't you?. Tomarow we will be changing our name so that those searching souls will be unable to find Toolbands myspace. The purpose is as follows, we have a major announcement to feed you (our mighty flock) and it is only for this select 144,000... excuse me did I say that out loud? It is for you select 1,111 to hear the announcement. In perhaps a week and a half or so the profile will be returned to normal.

...until one and one are one2

JHC"

millermt
04-03-2006, 02:07 PM
This 23 hours thing has been confirmed by Blair as fake:

by blair 03 Apr, 06 | 05:58 PM

is not
a blair and silja post... but probably someone's idea of a joke.

---------------- ogt wrote:

RE: Blair, Can you Comment on This?

I highly doubt its validity, but can you save people a lot of wasted energy? This was posted on 10000-days.com:

03 Apr 06

ENOCHIAN KEY

Just returning from an important meeting with our own Solomon in regards to the front pillars of the temple, whether or not they should be black or white. He has been rather apathetic throughout the entire construction so his input is of little value to the widows son, and were rather fed up with him. It shall be done on schedule whether or not Binah has his genderal indicators removed and thrown behind a Bush to ferment for four thousand years. Thank Ford this isnt an every day occurrence in LA.

Now the legal papers are in and the band's official myspace account has been TEMPORARILY RENAMED. In case you are wondering, yes, you are still on our friends list, hence how you are able to have this display in your bulletin section. Ive gotten more messages in regards to not understanding this than Al Gore has received middle fingers (including my own). Everyone knows George W. Bush invented the internet, which is why youre all stuck before a telescreen giving off proverbial Amusement and radiation, which technically are the same thing, every night.

Now, the announcement that we informed you chosen would be fortunate enough to hear. Later this week, once curiosity in regards to what happened to the official myspace account diminishes a bit, we will be releasing temporarily one of the tracks from 10,000 Days for not only the listening pleasure of you but for download. It will be up for a solid twenty three hours and then removed again. The track will be selected by divine inspiration (via OBELISONG) and then posted for the predetermined amount of time and then removed. Upon the amputation of this maniacal ear-bleeding abscess the Toolband name will be returned and we will begin reaccepting friends and such.
Hope we have a crowd of avid Bill Hicks enthusiasts.

B & S

STA
04-03-2006, 02:10 PM
This 23 hours thing has been confirmed by Blair as fake:

by blair 03 Apr, 06 | 05:58 PM

is not
a blair and silja post... but probably someone's idea of a joke.

Sometimes Blair does come through.

millermt
04-03-2006, 02:17 PM
Well that rumor died a pretty quick death. It can now be moved to Lies. : )