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2and46
04-01-2006, 07:37 PM
april 1st has come and gone...guess what? The album title...legit...track titles...legit...artwork...legit.

The joke is we were waiting for something illogical...not real. the joke is...everything submitted to us is real. ...seperate the body from the mind...ha is us
Bonk
04-01-2006, 07:38 PM
HAHAHAHAHA

once again i regret clicking on this forum... you would think id have learned by now
Holydirt
04-01-2006, 07:41 PM
april 1st has come and gone...guess what? The album title...legit...track titles...legit...artwork...legit.

The joke is we were waiting for something illogical...not real. the joke is...everything submitted to us is real. ...seperate the body from the mind...ha is us
It's only April 1st. Tool doesn't play by the rules with April Fools jokes.
Wear The Pot Like A Crown
04-01-2006, 07:42 PM
holydirt get real.
Holydirt
04-01-2006, 07:43 PM
holydirt get real.
WTPLAC get laid.
Wear The Pot Like A Crown
04-01-2006, 07:44 PM
wear it holy.
2and46
04-01-2006, 07:44 PM
maynard found jesus in early march...they knew we'd be waiting. That's the joke...everythings real...the titles, tracks, artwork etc. we've become too smart for another curveball.
mustbevicarious
04-01-2006, 07:47 PM
Smart? That's what you call it?
Holydirt
04-01-2006, 07:50 PM
Smart? That's what you call it?
Paranoid's the word, I believe.
Mya
04-01-2006, 07:53 PM
Paranoid's the word, I believe.

agreed
2and46
04-01-2006, 07:54 PM
Coachella only 29 days away...i hope beyond hope only new music...i'm ready to rock
Mya
04-01-2006, 07:54 PM
yeh australia has no confirmed tour dates... *sigh*
Riff
04-01-2006, 07:55 PM
I bet soon we will hear not one, but probably TWO big news on Toolband.com. Both of these news are April Fool'ish and we won' t know which one to beleive.

That's my guess.
flipmojo
04-01-2006, 08:03 PM
Yeah, check out this thread to see who the paranoid androids on this forum are. It is almost half of the visitors.

http://toolnavy.com/showthread.php?t=38037&page=1&highlight=poll

You shouldn't be surprised to see that some of the schitzos are moderators. That is the only way such BS could have been tolerated. I spoke out several times to stop all the conspiracy theory nonsense. The lies never made an ounce of sense. They were made up by teenagers with nothing better to do.

So now that all that shit can be eliminated, maybe this forum can start showing some enthusiasm and excitement about a new Tool album that wil drop in only one month! Jesus that's great news!
Mya
04-01-2006, 08:05 PM
is this why paraflux was probed.
2and46
04-01-2006, 08:24 PM
paraflux is my hero...and yes...that's a suck up
meatchunk
04-01-2006, 08:26 PM
I gotta talk to samson
Mya
04-01-2006, 08:27 PM
I quite like paraflux too... seemed like a cool enough guy.
Riff
04-01-2006, 08:39 PM
Riff, I love your avator.

Pompeii rocks.


omgz it's RogeER WAters!!


Yeah you did gud in that 1
2and46
04-01-2006, 08:43 PM
I'm so old, I remember Blackie Lawless theatrics. I'm talkin' the cage...meat and blood. The rack!
Metalgod666
04-01-2006, 08:55 PM
Riff, I love your avator.

Pompeii rocks.

I'll second that, Pompeii is kickass
teleincision
04-01-2006, 09:48 PM
Mmmmm.... Pompeii
noisetherapy
04-02-2006, 02:02 AM
the break in echoes is stellar.
dracomordag
04-02-2006, 07:10 AM
Pulse is gonna pwn bitches


too bad no RW.... :(
toolloot
04-02-2006, 07:32 AM
HAHAHAHAHA

once again i regret clicking on this forum... you would think id have learned by now

heh.
FlamingEye
04-02-2006, 09:41 PM
I don't know why anyone would believe any thing written in the news on aprils fools day or the day before
benfti
04-02-2006, 09:54 PM
maynard found jesus in early march...they knew we'd be waiting. That's the joke...everythings real...the titles, tracks, artwork etc. we've become too smart for another curveball.

you hit the nail right on the head


what does any pitcher do on 2 strikes when people have swung and missed on the last 2 curves?

You throw a fast ball down the pipe

and thats what Tool did, they thought everyone will be expecting the curve.

Case in point, Blair is a fair dinkum fuck head so dont read anything into his grandiose posts in the news section on the official site
Goldfoot
04-02-2006, 10:00 PM
maynard found jesus in early march..

When did the end of March become early March?
fraz
04-03-2006, 12:07 AM
When did the end of March become early March?

i was thinking the same thing. I remember it being posted on 31st of March
sleaz1
04-03-2006, 12:23 AM
if you put a bird in a toaster it will sing happy birthday to you.
Spongebob
04-03-2006, 12:54 AM
when's pulse coming out?