um........take a look

[fryer]

look at the tool cd image on amazon


the 10,000 days font....if you read it upside down it says....."shap oo' oo' l" this is an indian (india) word that is based on a myth of a "satan type" creature taking over the planet....i learned it in my history of middle east class and realized it

[Light Reflections]

O RLY?

[Bogart]

Alrighty

[ARMZ]

Righty-o

[grizz441]

look at the tool cd image on amazon


the 10,000 days font....if you read it upside down it says....."shap oo' oo' l" this is an indian (india) word that is based on a myth of a "satan type" creature taking over the planet....i learned it in my history of middle east class and realized it

You should email that to Blair because I'm sure Tool has no clue about that and they might find it interesting...

[the usual]

You should email that to Blair because I'm sure Tool has no clue about that and they might find it interesting...

Most definiently;this sounds kinda far fetched.
But if I also have good feeling abouit this thread.
This info could be monumental.

[Wretched]

I like the band Tool, too bad they don't like me.

[spitcodfry]

You should email that to Blair because I'm sure Tool has no clue about that and they might find it interesting...

You sure about that?

Danny said in an interview (albeit tongue-in-cheek):

"It's no longer a secret that Tool signed a pact with the devil in order to sell more records. For his part, all Satan wanted was a simple thank you (that and our autographs) which I gave him."

They know exactly what they're doing

[grizz441]

You sure about that?

Danny said in an interview (albeit tongue-in-cheek):

"It's no longer a secret that Tool signed a pact with the devil in order to sell more records. For his part, all Satan wanted was a simple thank you (that and our autographs) which I gave him."

They know exactly what they're doing

Sometimes I think we give Tool more credit than they deserve, I dont think there has ever been a coincidence in the history of Tool as far as these boards are concerned lol. But who knows.

[ATARI]

I bet that Tool just fucks around with whatever they're doing and whenever somebody points out how cryptic and complex their lyrics are, they're just all "oh yeah, we defianately tried that."

[grizz441]

look at the tool cd image on amazon


the 10,000 days font....if you read it upside down it says....."shap oo' oo' l" this is an indian (india) word that is based on a myth of a "satan type" creature taking over the planet....i learned it in my history of middle east class and realized it

Can this be verified anyways? That sounds pretty far fetched as it is.

[trentazer]

See if you arrange the letters in a certain order you get "s00 y00 da1" which in a secret language (according to my cousin who knows every move Tool is making because he just does) it literally translates into, "the depths of Hell will open up and cans of sprite and flamethrowers will shower the earth on May 2nd, 2006", and thats what the "REAL TITLE" means! EVERYTHING ELSE IS FAKE! DON'T ASK HOW I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU YET!!!!

[grizz441]

See if you arrange the letters in a certain order you get "s00 y00 da1" which in a secret language (according to my cousin who knows every move Tool is making because he just does) it literally translates into, "the depths of Hell will open up and cans of sprite and flamethrowers will shower the earth on May 2nd, 2006", and thats what the "REAL TITLE" means! EVERYTHING ELSE IS FAKE! DON'T ASK HOW I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU YET!!!!

OMG you cracked the code

[meatchunk]

TOOL...
The Shakespeeres' of our day...
IT'S GOOD TO BE ALIVE

[Wretched]

TOOL...
The Shakespeeres' of our day...
IT'S GOOD TO BE ALIVE

Lies.

[F!end]

weird... o.O

[meatchunk]

Lies.
I'm glad you put some thought into it... why not?

[trentazer]

You misspelled heptagram.

[RedVilliam]

I bet that Tool just fucks around with whatever they're doing and whenever somebody points out how cryptic and complex their lyrics are, they're just all "oh yeah, we defianately tried that."

.

[grizz441]

weird... o.O

lol haha that's funny as hell nice work

[Wretched]

I'm glad you put some thought into it... why not?

Shakespear was gay. Tool are girl loving sex machines.

[mattw]

look at the tool cd image on amazon the 10,000 days font....if you read it upside down it says....."shap oo' oo' l" this is an indian (india) word that is based on a myth of a "satan type" creature taking over the planet....i learned it in my history of middle east class and realized it

If this is actually true then it is fucking cool but I think we need some more evidence, like Wikipedia or something that discusses 'shap oo' oo' 1' or whatever in more detail...

Again, if this is true, Tool are clever - I will give them credit even if people say "So what? Their new album's name upside down is some sort of Satan reference..." etc.

I like it.

[M. Sagro]

Shakespear was gay. Tool are girl loving sex machines.
I don't know about that. I heard they are all sgaf.

[Wretched]

I don't know about that. I heard they are all sgaf.

Well, Shakey was very romantic, and I like Romeo and Juliet. Everything Tool has done has been unromantic anti-christian butt fucking.

[grizz441]

If this is actually true then it is fucking cool but I think we need some more evidence, like Wikipedia or something that discusses 'shap oo' oo' 1' or whatever in more detail...

Again, if this is true, Tool are clever - I will give them credit even if people say "So what? Their new album's name upside down is some sort of Satan reference..." etc.

I like it.

I'm so sure Tool just reads the Indian language all day long to find weird satanic phrases and then uses Majik to reverse them into a working english word or Number. I'm sure Lateralus backwards Sularetal in some other misc. language means something kooky also, Tool is so GENIUS!!

[meatchunk]

Shakespear was gay. Tool are girl loving sex machines.
That could verywell be true about Shakespeare, but is that a faulter of his brilliant frame of mind... Or theirs???

[Wretched]

That could verywell be true about Shakespeare, but is that a falter of his brilliant frame of mind... Or theirs???

NO that is just why Tool will never be as good as him.

[M. Sagro]

Well, Shakey was very romantic, and I like Romeo and Juliet. Everything Tool has done has been unromantic anti-christian butt fucking.
I've never read nor have I seen Romeo and Juliet. We're going to read MacBeth after we get from Spring Break.

[meatchunk]

NO that is just why Tool will never be as good as him.
No, I stand corrected. They WILL be. They follow the same model.

[amhx147]

when i read it upside down... it says "shep..000 01" ......

[Wretched]

I've never read nor have I seen Romeo and Juliet. We're going to read MacBeth after we get from Spring Break.

I Like the old Romeo and Juliet, you get to see Ollivia Husseys tits.

http://imdb.com/gallery/mptv/1368/Mptv/1368/4962_0052.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Hussey,%20Olivia

[meatchunk]

Shakespeare does a lot of story-telling without much comentary. And yet we are still talking about an old English Guy from way, way, back when. It is time for a replaecement. REV MAYNARD.....
P.S. Speakin the plain truth in this world is gettin pretty damn dull in this world....

[M. Sagro]

I Like the old Romeo and Juliet, you get to see Ollivia Husseys tits.

http://imdb.com/gallery/mptv/1368/Mptv/1368/4962_0052.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Hussey,%20Olivia
Damn, she's hawt.

[grizz441]

when i read it upside down... it says "shep..000 01" ......

Yes but the 'a' shouldn't be looked at upside down because blair hinted at the 'a' not being reversed in a newsletter two years ago lol

[meatchunk]

Damn, she's hawt.
Like I have always said... Panties aren't the best thing in the world, but their right next to 'em

[intoaneye]

im in the yahoo india chat room asking what does shap oo' oo' l means when tranlated

[intoaneye]

screw it

[amhx147]

Yes but the 'a' shouldn't be looked at upside down because blair hinted at the 'a' not being reversed in a newsletter two years ago lol


please.. tell me your kidding

[amhx147]

screw it



im guessing they had no idea?

[chalimar]

Gee, I've cracked the code!

Take a look at this: If you change 4 letters in the word "Tool", you'll get "beer".

[LetGoLetgoLetGo]

Gee, I've cracked the code!

Take a look at this: If you change 4 letters in the word "Tool", you'll get "beer".
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA

[tedium]

Well, I'm gonna go crack open a tool and wait for this album to come out.

[dracomordag]

I Like the old Romeo and Juliet, you get to see Ollivia Husseys tits.

http://imdb.com/gallery/mptv/1368/Mptv/1368/4962_0052.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Hussey,%20Olivia

+1 for 9th grade english class

[chalimar]

you do r&j in 9th grade? you're native speakers, i know, but still, kinda surprising.

[Choice Breath]

If you print the alleged album cover from amazon or wherever with the logo and title and fold it the way they made those pictures in the back of Cracked or Mad magazine or whatever the album name becomes "Toys" and Tool becomes something else. If you then turn it upside down, instead of "Toys" it looks like "shot" and whatever Tool became right side up becomes a sort of Q, so Q-Shot is the real album.

Also, the three face image becomes a giant butt plug.

What this all means is that a satanic creature named Q-shot is going to take over the world with a giant toy butt plug.

[varg]

Everything Tool has done has been unromantic anti-christian butt fucking.

You have a weird relationship with romance.

[Happyfunball]

TOOL...
The Shakespeeres' of our day...
IT'S GOOD TO BE ALIVE

You mean the Sir Francis Bacon's of our day.

That is, if you want to read about a truly great conspiracy theory.