Can you guys keep a secret?

[ButtholeJones]

OK listen...I have been watching with great anticipation on this forum for the last few weeks hoping that someone else would leak the new tracks so that I would not have to go through this. I have four(4) burned copies of the new tool studio release. It doesn't have an album title or track titles attached to it but I got one(1) copy of it from a buddy of mine who lives overseas.

The reason I had hoped for a previous leak was to take some of the pressure/anticipation off of me. Since nobody has yet leaked these tracks I am willing to make mp3's of the disc and post them somewhere.

I know there is alot of speculation about fakes and misleading info on this forum and all I can say is that I know these are real. How do I know? Well I've been listening to Tool for a very long time now and when you hear Tool...you know its Tool. These are full studio production quality and not crappy samples.

Send me a private message if you are interested in hearing what is most definitely the best tool album since Aenima.

R.Jones.

[TurdEye13]

Hmmmmm

[Ocelot199]

He and I are gonna upload them... I haven't hear it yet. I'm skeptical.

[thejesus]

yawn

[Myriad: Days To Come]

I hate to be a smart ass here... but if they are mp3's they are officially "shitty" versions. But beside the point. I question your credibility.

[Nebel]

Even if it's fake? So what!

[tcM_Emperor]

Yeah, he'll send you a zip file with the album in .exe form, have fun reformatting kids.

[you_lied]

if you want it to be a secret why are you posting it on a forum?
meh.

[Nebel]

My laptop needs reformatting anyways.

[toolloot]

You can use my webspace if you like. I don't pay for bandwidth usage.

[Ocelot199]

Its not uploaded to a server yet. Give us a few minutes to figure this out... I wanna hear it first.

Edit: I'll upload it. Just be patient.

[Nebel]

This is gonna be so awesome, whatever it is

[you_lied]

This is gonna be so awesome, whatever it is
watch it be another rammstein mp3.

[LUCID DESIGN]

Let's hear it.

[Nebel]

watch it be another rammstein mp3.

I hope so, I love Rammstein :) *look at name*

[orange.juice]

*gets popcorn*

this will be a hilarious thread.

[Ocelot199]

Patience. Hes ripping it and sending it to me. I'll upload it, then let you all know.

[Kurt Russell]

I am involved in this thread.

[you_lied]

I hope so, I love Rammstein :) *look at name*
oh i do to, but i thought it was funny that someone thought that the rammstein mp3 was tool.

[rsh]

I know Ocelot is gonna hook me up for sure.

[LoKi]

*danced*

[Kurt Russell]

Doesn't it figure that I would have to go somewhere right when a leak pops up? Well, this thread is gonna be deleted, so Ocie, I'm expecting you to hook me up over AIM when I get back.

[pork chops]

my guess.......fake

[Bogart]

Im interested to hear it...this thread is about to go haywire

[Paradigm619]

*gets popcorn*

this will be a hilarious thread.

one can only hope.


Pass the popcorn.

[paganman7]

Even in the midst of studying for my comprehensive examinations, I'm giddy with excitement...I hope it's another bacon song!

[LUCID DESIGN]

I liked the bacon song.

[paganman7]

Now when we all look back we can say that a guy names "ButtholeJones" gave us the leak.


ButtholeJones should be the name of the new album!

[ButtholeJones]

Dude...I love Tool way to much to ever leak one of their albums. Fuck everyone for trying to steal from the cookie jar. Do you really think anyone would leak this album? Anyone who would is no Tool fan. Wait your turn maggots.


I must leave you behind and climb to a new place now.

[LoKi]

i just ate some bad cashew nuts!

i give this until i pass out and wake up in the morning to be proven fake!

[Nebel]

Dude...I love Tool way to much to ever leak one of their albums. Fuck everyone for trying to steal from the cookie jar. Do you really think anyone would leak this album? Anyone who would is no Tool fan. Wait your turn maggots.


I must leave you behind and climb to a new place now.

say what?

[you_lied]

Dude...I love Tool way to much to ever leak one of their albums. Fuck everyone for trying to steal from the cookie jar. Do you really think anyone would leak this album? Anyone who would is no Tool fan. Wait your turn maggots.


I must leave you behind and climb to a new place now.
wait so no album leak? what was that about? i'm so confused.

[zenkinet]

Im interested to hear it...this thread is about to go haywire
or not

[LoKi]

Dude...I love Tool way to much to ever leak one of their albums. Fuck everyone for trying to steal from the cookie jar. Do you really think anyone would leak this album? Anyone who would is no Tool fan. Wait your turn maggots.


I must leave you behind and climb to a new place now.


i'm a tool fan and i'd leak maynards mum if i could..

oh wait LOL

[pork chops]

Dude...I love Tool way to much to ever leak one of their albums. Fuck everyone for trying to steal from the cookie jar. Do you really think anyone would leak this album? Anyone who would is no Tool fan. Wait your turn maggots.


I must leave you behind and climb to a new place now.


now that is funny

[thejesus]

like I said, yawn....

That wasn't even close to convincing btw

[paganman7]

Dude...I love Tool way to much to ever leak one of their albums. Fuck everyone for trying to steal from the cookie jar. Do you really think anyone would leak this album? Anyone who would is no Tool fan. Wait your turn maggots.


I must leave you behind and climb to a new place now.


Every single person who would download a leak from these boards would still buy the album.

Way to keep it real mate.

[you_lied]

i'm a tool fan and i'd leak maynards mum if i could..

oh wait LOL
lol.

[Kurt Russell]

Every single person who would download a leak from these boards would still buy the album.

Way to keep it real mate.
Seriously

[orange.juice]

Dude...I love Tool way to much to ever leak one of their albums. Fuck everyone for trying to steal from the cookie jar. Do you really think anyone would leak this album? Anyone who would is no Tool fan. Wait your turn maggots.


I must leave you behind and climb to a new place now.
awww.

[you_lied]

Seriously
agreed.

[ButtholeJones]

like I said, yawn....

That wasn't even close to convincing btw


If it wasnt convincing then what are you doing here ya fuckin pirate(butt)

[Kurt Russell]

Wait, so Ocelot lied? :( :( :(

[paganman7]

I still like his username.

[Nebel]

If it wasnt convincing then what are you doing here ya fuckin pirate(butt)

Why would anyone believe you'd have the album, what, 50 days before it's release?

[Ocelot199]

Fuck.

[Ocelot199]

Wait, so Ocelot lied? :( :( :(
Ocelot got lied to :(

[Nebel]

I don't believe Ocelot was lying, just the topic creator decided to string him along like he did with all of us

[LoKi]

i'm waiting for someone to say that if i used firefox i'd have the album already... fuckudders

[InertUniformity]

the verdict is....fake?

[Kurt Russell]

Ocelot got lied to :(
This can't be tolerated.

[ButtholeJones]

I still like his username.

Thanks

[orange.juice]

Butthole, gave up way too early. This could've been fun.

[Myriad: Days To Come]

What a fucking joke... shouldn;t have said anything. Wouldn't have been an entire waste of time then.

[sularetal]

lolercoaster...

[Ocelot199]

I wasn't lying, he lied to me and I believed him and offered to upload the tracks for him.

[you_lied]

the verdict is....fake?
i think it's that there was nothing to begin with.

[toolloot]

What a waste of time.

[ButtholeJones]

ya I agree. Ban them both.

Ban yourself you stupid pseudo fan

[LoKi]

you should upload those tracks you have of you fucking his mum just to piss him off.

[sularetal]

Buttholejones is actually Maynard!!

[Comebackrunning]

I think we all learnt an important lesson today.

[Kurt Russell]

Ban yourself you stupid pseudo fan
Awgh, dude, you gonna take that? He just said he's a better tool fan than you!

[ButtholeJones]

Butthole, gave up way too early. This could've been fun.

I was laughing too hard...i couldnt keep it in any longer...these posers were jerkin off tryin to get at me and they were flooding out my IM. Damn that was fun though

[paraflux]

Hope you had fun.