POSSIBLE, YES POSSIBLE TRACKLISTING- not positive

[RacecaR123]

Title: VIV

1. Acuca
2. Celpadman
3. Coronzon
4. Dosig
5. Gebabal
6. Oadriax
7. Paaoxt (Ignorant)
8. Rit
9. Sundenna
10. Yrpoil
11. Yolci

I will not bother to explain how I got this...because you will all tear me down anyways. I'm not saying this is legit at all....but I have a secret.

[Hodge]

bin

[Nebel]

:|

[zenkinet]

wtf...
you give Canada a bad name.

[Winner]

Well, if you don't want to be "torn down", then don't post unfounded track names.

/common sense

[Nebel]

Did you notice they're all in alphabetical order?

[zenkinet]

Did you notice they're all in alphabetical order?
I was going to mention that,
its like they were picked out of a list of strange words.

[TurdEye13]

BIN

[STA]

Looks like someone got an Enochian dictionary for Christmas...

[RacecaR123]

I don't mind being torn down at all...you little leeches just sit here waiting to suck up useless information, either that or your skeptic minds snap and you burn everyone down. It's a possible tracklisting, and as of right now is as legit as any other ones...no one has a clue of the truth...so you can't really tell right from wrong at this point, regardless of what you would like to believe.

[Hannibal]

Title: VIV

1. Acuca
2. Celpadman
3. Coronzon
4. Dosig
5. Gebabal
6. Oadriax
7. Paaoxt (Ignorant)
8. Rit
9. Sundenna
10. Yrpoil
11. Yolci

I will not bother to explain how I got this...because you will all tear me down anyways. I'm not saying this is legit at all....but I have a secret.


what the fuck is that? no no no...Dosig? Oadriax? I'd love to hear a song about Yolci, whatever the fuck it is.

[Boozy Eulogist]

I have a secret too...but I'm not even going to post about mine!

wait...

[STA]

I don't mind being torn down at all...you little leeches just sit here waiting to suck up useless information, either that or your skeptic minds snap and you burn everyone down. It's a possible tracklisting, and as of right now is as legit as any other ones...no one has a clue of the truth...so you can't really tell right from wrong at this point, regardless of what you would like to believe.

Mate, you should post a source, then.

[stinkfish]

http://omega.enstb.org/yannis/cours/s31/i-want-to-believe.jpg

[Wretched]

I don't mind being torn down at all...you little leeches just sit here waiting to suck up useless information, either that or your skeptic minds snap and you burn everyone down. It's a possible tracklisting, and as of right now is as legit as any other ones...no one has a clue of the truth...so you can't really tell right from wrong at this point, regardless of what you would like to believe.

You doorknob fucking dickwad. The toolband one is the most credible one. Not your piece of shit, "pulled out of my cunt", dingleshits.

[stinkfish]

I hope yrpoil turns out good

[RacecaR123]

I don't have a source I can post, I used magik

[Nebel]

...

[RacecaR123]

yes.....I don't want to explain how I got it in detail, I shared what I have, if you choose not to believe then don't, I don't care, I don't even know if I believe it...hence the "possible, not positive"

[Dharma Bear]

D Bear gives this thread two thumbs down. Boooo.....

[spiralout987]

new tool album:


"Magic: The Gathering"

[TheRuleOfThree]

It's a possible tracklisting, and as of right now is as legit as any other ones...no one has a clue of the truth...so you can't really tell right from wrong at this point, regardless of what you would like to believe.

www.toolband.com

[Mr.Rubberburner]

I wanna rock out to Acuca

[RacecaR123]

you guys want the truth? I followed Blairs method on the Ouiji Board...that's what I got

[TheRuleOfThree]

you guys want the truth? I followed Blairs method on the Ouiji Board...that's what I got

Cool.

Bin.

[Nebel]

You use a ouijia board... for Tool..?

[orange.juice]

lawl at RacecaR123

[RacecaR123]

Why not? You spend all your time here? FOR TOOL!?...come on..fuck

[Mr.Rubberburner]

you guys want the truth? I followed Blairs method on the Ouiji Board...that's what I got
Ask the Ouija if it's gotta cigarette i can bum...i'm stressed out

[Boozy Eulogist]

Oh snap so I guess my secret is better.

[ATARI]

Raceca, you are the most retarded person in this entire forum

[Bogart]

Whats that I smell....probation...

[spiralout987]

Oh snap so I guess my secret is better.

did you just say oh snap

[wix3l]

you guys want the truth? I followed Blairs method on the Ouiji Board...that's what I got

You're annoying.

[RacecaR123]

it said "fooooooooooo.......l"

[Mr.Rubberburner]

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!

[Nemesis]

D Bear gives this thread two thumbs down. Boooo.....

I wish I had more hands... so I could give this tracklisting FOUR thumbs down!

[RacecaR123]

I guess Tool didn't teach you guys through their music about "equality", you know...like how we're all dumbasses, we're all here, and if you're responding to my "bullshit"...then you're just as much of a dumbass.

[paraology]

This is by far the worst fucking fake tracklisting so far.

[KJM]

You guys are funny.

[RacecaR123]

I wish I had four hands so I could jerk off both of my dicks and choke you at the same time

[Mr.Rubberburner]

so you have two dicks?

[the great collapse]

i never felt like reaching through my monitor and smashing someone's face in until i read raceca's posts.

[RacecaR123]

I keep one in storage...don't make me bring it out.

[stu]

best thread since "i'm in love"

[RacecaR123]

Who gives a fuck

[TurdEye13]

Raceca, you are the most retarded person in this entire forum

you said what I was thinking as I read the first title this "sad excuse for a tracklist"

[Mr.Rubberburner]

we all need a beer

[Hodge]

i nominate this guy for ban

[TurdEye13]

Who gives a fuck

you obviously do because you started this dumb thread!!

[stu]

tdn has a history of banning great posters

[RacecaR123]

all of the threads are dumb, speculation is for the tabloids...who's fucking jen???

[Perseensilmä]

Title: VIV

1. Acuca
2. Celpadman
3. Coronzon
4. Dosig
5. Gebabal
6. Oadriax
7. Paaoxt (Ignorant)
8. Rit
9. Sundenna
10. Yrpoil
11. Yolci

I will not bother to explain how I got this...because you will all tear me down anyways. I'm not saying this is legit at all....but I have a secret.

This is possibly the best tracklisting that has been posted.

Hehehehehehehehehe.

[Ganjalf]

REAL TRACKLIST

Vicarious
Jambi
Wings For Marie (Pt 1)
10,000 Days (Wings Pt 2)
The Pot
Lipan Conjuring
Lost Keys (Blame Hofmann)
Rosetta Stoned
Intension
Right In Two
Viginti Tres

[Loveboat Captain]

Those are some funny names.

[ArizonaBay]

Wtf is up with this guy? Did you actually use a feckin ouji board? Thats retarded

[the great collapse]

i love you, raceca

don't change

[Kurt Russell]

Dude, I think this may be the most retarded thread, made by the most retarded poster in the entire forum.

[RacecaR123]

Well...i made the whole thing up, I looked up an Enochian Dictionary, and randomly (alphabetically) selected words...yes...the truth...and poster??? whatever the fuck that means dude, all of you act like you're fucking superior Gods on some higher plane...I'm just here to mock you fools, and all this bullshit.

[Havokb8]

Raceca you are hella stupid

[RacecaR123]

and what are you?

[Nebel]

Well...i made the whole thing up, I looked up an Enochian Dictionary, and randomly (alphabetically) selected words...yes...the truth...and poster??? whatever the fuck that means dude, all of you act like you're fucking superior Gods on some higher plane...I'm just here to mock you fools, and all this bullshit.

What was the point? I'm not insulting you or anyting, but you were asking for trouble, and now it's happening, so why are you getting all upset about it?

[RacecaR123]

I'm not upset at all...the point? People sit on this site all day, looking for valid information, when the only place you'll find it is either on Toolband (a little sketchy), or on May 2nd. Obviously anything that comes up on here is a lie, so I was just mocking the people that get pissed off about these stupid threads or posts or whatever they are. Sure I'm retarded...but everyone on here is just as pathetic as me.

[Mr.Rubberburner]

hello...i love you...won't you tell me your name

[Jesus Knievel]

Did you notice they're all in alphabetical order?

no they're not

10. Yrpoil
11. Yolci

r is not before o in the alphabet DUMBASS


go on im just being a jackass

[ArizonaBay]

all of you act like you're fucking superior Gods on some higher plane...I'm just here to mock you fools, and all this bullshit.

His Royal Dudeness

[Mr.Rubberburner]

Yolci sounds deep

[Kurt Russell]

Well...i made the whole thing up, I looked up an Enochian Dictionary, and randomly (alphabetically) selected words...yes...the truth...and poster??? whatever the fuck that means dude, all of you act like you're fucking superior Gods on some higher plane...I'm just here to mock you fools, and all this bullshit.
Yeah, we all act like gods. Gods who say things like "pwn" and "LOLZ".

You're an idiot.

[Mr.Rubberburner]

and n00b

[Hodge]

howd this end up in rumors and not lies
lololol

[MoreTool]

WOWWWW Acuca backward = acuca

OOOMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[MoreTool]

nice find

[ATARI]

*acura

[MoreTool]

lol

[MoreTool]

Title: VIV

1. Acuca ??????????????

[Paradigm619]

This thread delivers.

Perhaps the most humor I've gotten out of any thread on this forum... EVER.

We should basically put this as a sticky in its own forum for what not to do if you decide to post something.

[Psychedelic]

Raceca, you are the most retarded person in this entire forum

I concur... and the award for most pathetic comic book guy styled tool nerd goes to.... yep it's you Raceca...maybe try getting laid or something.

[idontmind462]

I so don't lose! YAY

[Mr.Rubberburner]

*acura
my first thoughts as well

[dracomordag]

worst attempt yet

[/V\agina]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't his name Racecar with a capitalized last R?

not raceca....

ANYWHO...

[Hannibal]

Why not? ....come on..fuck


i don't like your lame attempt to get me to have sex with you.

[Dharma Bear]

Racecar is an ass, but his diarrhea of the mouth made for one humerous thread. Thank you everyone for sticking it to Racecar in such silly manner. :)

[magnolia]

Are you KIDDING ME? All of this fucking retarded bullshit isn't enough to get this prick banned?!

[magnolia]

Raceca...maybe try getting laid or something.
Take his advice, Raceca. It actually will release the tension... or at the very least shut you up.

[idontmind462]

yeah, then maybe your tracklist would be better.

1. Ohh...
2. Ohh, yeah.
3. Ohh, baby.
4. Fuck me.

[toolloot]

Fakest listning ever.

[Fap]

It's a possible tracklisting,

No, it's not.

and as of right now is as legit as any other ones...

No, it's not.

no one has a clue of the truth...

Yes, we do. Check Toolband.com.

so I was just mocking the people that get pissed off about these stupid threads or posts or whatever they are.

You didn't do a very good job.

[RacecaR123]

No, it's not.



No, it's not.



Yes, we do. Check Toolband.com.



You didn't do a very good job.

check Toolband.com...ok...and? It doesn't mean it's the correct listing, I already admitted mine wasn't even though it was blantantly obvious. You guys are the dumbasses for taking all of this shit so seriously...any person that leaves any kijnd of thread regarding anything you completely harass and tear down...so what's the point of this thing if all the valid ijnformation is on toolband? I'm not implying my post wasn't an overused joke or that it was legit...I did it to prove wthis exact point.

[fraz]

check Toolband.com...ok...and? It doesn't mean it's the correct listing, I already admitted mine wasn't even though it was blantantly obvious. You guys are the dumbasses for taking all of this shit so seriously...any person that leaves any kijnd of thread regarding anything you completely harass and tear down...so what's the point of this thing if all the valid ijnformation is on toolband? I'm not implying my post wasn't an overused joke or that it was legit...I did it to prove wthis exact point.

i think you've only proved you're an asshole

[Fap]

check Toolband.com...ok...and? It doesn't mean it's the correct listing, I already admitted mine wasn't even though it was blantantly obvious. You guys are the dumbasses for taking all of this shit so seriously...any person that leaves any kijnd of thread regarding anything you completely harass and tear down...so what's the point of this thing if all the valid ijnformation is on toolband? I'm not implying my post wasn't an overused joke or that it was legit...I did it to prove wthis exact point.

Okay.

[RacecaR123]

point that finger up your asshole...and listen to hooker with a penis again, because the message in that song is clear, everyone is a sellout, everyone is a dumbass, including you, and you, and you, and me...so fuck you buddy.

[Fap]

point that finger up your asshole...and listen to hooker with a penis again, because the message in that song is clear, everyone is a sellout, everyone is a dumbass, including you, and you, and you, and me...so fuck you buddy.

You're funny. :)))))

[RacecaR123]

Yeah, I think for myself...you guys don't read between the lines at all, and you draw conclusions based on past events...I explained why I began this thread, but it obviously makes no sense whatsoever, you'll just say "you're an asshole", or "bin", or "it's been done"...but that's not the point.

[Fourth Part Of A Circle]

so..."Yrpoil" won't be on the new album?

[Fap]

Yeah, I think for myself...you guys don't read between the lines at all

You parrot lines from tool songs. :)))

so..."Yrpoil" won't be on the new album?

*sad panda*

[RacecaR123]

Who's to say? It could be...but so could stinkyfartbutts

[RacecaR123]

Someone needs to, it doesn't seem like a lot of you have gathered much from Tool's music other than anger and angst and finger pointing.

[Mr.Rubberburner]

check Toolband.com...ok...and? It doesn't mean it's the correct listing, I already admitted mine wasn't even though it was blantantly obvious. You guys are the dumbasses for taking all of this shit so seriously...any person that leaves any kijnd of thread regarding anything you completely harass and tear down...so what's the point of this thing if all the valid ijnformation is on toolband? I'm not implying my post wasn't an overused joke or that it was legit...I did it to prove wthis exact point.
dude, you actually USED the ouiji board..we are getting out of hand...we need alcohol, drugs, sex or something

[RacecaR123]

I don't own a ouiji board, I stated in a previous post that I made that up. The whole thread is a lie, yes, a lie...like the majority of the threads...making this new album forum pointless, and proving we all waste our time here to release anger.

[RacecaR123]

I have a couple grams of shrooms..any one up for a shroom sandwich?

[magnolia]

This is reallllly sad. We're all losers, sell-outs, flamers. RacecaR123 is a moron, a troll, better than all of us. Now someone PLEASE lock this fucking thread.

[Mr.Rubberburner]

I don't own a ouiji board, I stated in a previous post that I made that up. The whole thread is a lie, yes, a lie...like the majority of the threads...making this new album forum pointless, and proving we all waste our time here to release anger.
no more releasing anger, let's pop the shrooms man and squeegee our third eyes

[RacecaR123]

I'm not better or worse, just the same.

[RacecaR123]

squeek.

[Mr.Rubberburner]

squeek.
that's the spirit

[RacecaR123]

I've fuerled an incredible fire...but I think it's been entertaining for all of us, other wise there wouildn't be 108 posts.

[RacecaR123]

*fueled...sorry the shrooms began kicking in.

[tedium]

So, who is the bigger loser? The people who like Tool and occasionally go to a forum to talk about something they like, or the moron who shows up and spends 6 and a half hours (first post at 4:57) trying to act superior to people who 'waste their time'?

[zavlin]

and as of right now is as legit as any other ones....

While the 10,000 days track list maybe isnt 100%, id say its faaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr more legit than this one.

[RacecaR123]

I wasn't acting superior, almost every one of my messages is me referring to equality, to the people who get pissed off over this stupid shit and call the person an asshole and a dumbass, I'm basically just saying they're equally retarded. I didn't say I wasn't.

[RacecaR123]

Any threads that come on here are going to be put down, unless it's information that is put up on toolband first, anything else is a lie or a rumour, so why does anyone bother?...that was my point. It's an opinion forum, a place to discuss information and hopefully have fun, not belittle everyone who speaks. I know what I did condradicts all of this, but I wa just proving my point I just explained, that everything is a rumour or bullshit on here, or pure speculation, and even the people with real opinions get put down.

[ynrohyrev]

This place is the Auschwitz of message boards. If anyone needs sex to releive stress it's the people who get 'upset' when what is probably, or definitely, false information is posted. If you're on a crusade to exterminate unfounded rumors, paying them no attention would be more effective.

[...KiLLeR ToFu...]

WORST FAKE TRACK LISTING EVER!!!!!!!

- Just thought Id throw my 2 cents in

[s ti N Kfizt]

you guys want the truth? I followed Blairs method on the Ouiji Board...that's what I got
lol

[Dharma Bear]

My ouiji board told me that this thread is better off in the Grudge section. Or at least the Lies section.......Whats the rumor here, that Racecar is an asshole? I think thats well been established already.

[Psychedelic]

point that finger up your asshole...and listen to hooker with a penis again, because the message in that song is clear, everyone is a sellout, everyone is a dumbass, including you, and you, and you, and me...so fuck you buddy.

Damn, you ride Maynards nuts so hard you're like his 3rd nut.

[idontmind462]

I like Trolls.

[RacecaR123]

and calling a person an asshole or a troll isn't riding some kind of social cliche either? come on now...i'm referencing maynard because obviously most of you pay no attention to his lyrics, otherwise you may have learned something by now.

[Kalamazoo]

Learn how to do roman numerals correctly, dumbass

[LP|Stang]

Hey Kalamazoo. :)

[Hannibal]

*fueled...sorry the shrooms began kicking in.

Thanks for blaming drugs for your shitty personality.

[iknowmaynard]

this thread is fucking hilarious.

[RacecaR123]

Learn how to do roman numerals correctly, dumbass

VIV in enochian means "In the second"..

[RacecaR123]

Thanks for blaming drugs for your shitty personality.

We're all flawed.

[plexus]

I don't have a source I can post, I used magik

..........





hah.

[idontmind462]

We're all flawed.
Some more than others.

[Alistair_Carson]

I like Trolls.

I like troll sex

[idontmind462]

Yeah? ;-)

[Alistair_Carson]

yeah <3

[blair's man sausage]

I keep one in storage...don't make me bring it out.

is it stored in your ass?

[blair's man sausage]

Someone needs to, it doesn't seem like a lot of you have gathered much from Tool's music other than anger and angst and finger pointing.

dude you need to get laid bad and get rid of some of that anger....go get a hooker or something as you're probably to much of a pissed of person to have a gf

[idontmind462]

yeah <3
Aww, Taylor, you're cute.

[Alistair_Carson]

Aww, thanks Joey

[idontmind462]

good detective work. we think alike.

[RacecaR123]

I seem angry? Maybe a bit defensive, but not angry...I have a very loving girlfriend, and we fuck like monkees.

[Believer]

Title: VIV

1. Acuca
2. Celpadman
3. Coronzon
4. Dosig
5. Gebabal
6. Oadriax
7. Paaoxt (Ignorant)
8. Rit
9. Sundenna
10. Yrpoil
11. Yolci

I will not bother to explain how I got this...because you will all tear me down anyways. I'm not saying this is legit at all....but I have a secret.
I love how it says "Ignorant" beside Paaoxt like it's the only track that's a made up word.

[RacecaR123]

They are all enochian words, look em up like I did ;)

[macfreak]

i like 10,000 days tracklist...the name sucks...but its soooo fake

[Believer]

They are all enochian words, look em up like I did ;)
nah but i'll believe you that they are, i just hope tool remembers how to speak english.

[homerbartkramer]

Yrpoil!!!!

[justify_denials]

I guess Tool didn't teach you guys through their music about "equality", you know...like how we're all dumbasses, we're all here, and if you're responding to my "bullshit"...then you're just as much of a dumbass.
I am sorry but this has to be the greatest point and thing I have heard on these forums in the last month. Good point man!!! Keep up the good work.

[justify_denials]

Some more than others.
So what happened to the equality that racecar was mentioning through maynard?

[justify_denials]

Your all definately terrified of being wrong and so you have all locked yourself in your own ultimatum prison cell. I just realized What The Grudge is truly about; Fucking flamers.

[justify_denials]

..........





hah.
hah? You dont believe? Last I checked one of the main, sort of esotericly juanting themes the band portrays is magic. Or at least magic and the occult.

[Paradigm619]

holy rapid fire posts batman!

[justify_denials]

Not overly.

[bonus.cheese]

Some people should learn how to quote multiple people in one post.

[onerand]

I kno its a little off topic,but some asshole was down talking the name of the new album.saying how un-tool like it is. this coming from an audioslave fan on the audiosalve website.i think he was too scared to post it here cause he probably would've been targeted.ppl like that r not tool fans, a tool fan has a truly open mind and the name is appropriate for the name. jus study the temple of solomon and anybody who disagrees will understand

[Fap]

I am sorry but this has to be the greatest point and thing I have heard on these forums in the last month. Good point man!!! Keep up the good work.

Oh hi racecar.

[amhx147]

this has to be THE funniest thread ive ever read. I think there should be just a section filled with hilarious threads...


edit.... wait i just found it... its titled "10000 days"